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prom date.
« on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:08 »

hi my name is ally. I am a senior in highschool in new england and my senior prom is on june 9th, 2009. I am looking to make this a magical, unforgettable evening and I need the perfect date. sadly none of the local boys are up to my standards.

typically we go to one of my friend's houses for pictures so you need to look good in a suit and preferably you are very photogenic. also I am about 5'5" so you should be taller than I am by at least two inches. after pictures we go to prom in a limo. it will be in a swanky hotel where we eat a multiple-course dinner and then gyrate on the dance floor for a few hours. hopefully you do not sweat too much because things tend to get hot. ideally you will make conversation with my friends and impress everyone with your dancing. my ultimate goal is to make other girls jealous.

afterwards we will depart for the school after-party that is thrown to encourage students not to drink. I don't know what the theme is yet because prom is not soon but I went last year and it was sort of boring so you should have a good backup plan.

tickets will run from about $75-$100 and you should plan on paying for your own. you will receive a free gift in my school colors as a souvenir for the trouble.

let me know why you should be my prom date. guys only, sorry, I don't want to give anyone the wrong idea.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #1 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:15 »

Hi Ally,

You should pick me as a date because I'm old enough to buy booze, and that would make us the life of the after party
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #2 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:17 »

I'll do it if you fly me out, and I can get permission from my P.O to travel.

I can pretty much assure I will be the best prom date, because I am 1. Older. 2. Dangerous with a shady criminal past. 3. Absurdly pretty. 4. Really well dressed. 5. Look damn good in suits. 6. 7. Because of reasons, I won't pressure you to drink, do drugs, or have sex.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #3 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:22 »

If I wasn't sure that this would be a whole lot more money than I'd probably be willing and/or able to spend, due to travel from Philly to wherever you are, I'd be happy to do this.  I'm 21 and a recent college grad, though, so it might sketch out your friends.  I feel confident of my ability to interact smoothly with the social atmosphere at a high school prom, though, and I don't look too old (especially if I go cleanshaven).  I also really like dancing and people tell me I'm good at it.  I think I'd have a lot of fun with it.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #4 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:23 »

3, 4 and 5 of Animal Ghosts statement may be subject to change over how much alcohol has been imbued.

I would volunteer if I wasn't in blighty, and at the time I may be in a play as well. Good luck with the date hunting.
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« Reply #5 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:31 »

WTB PROM DATE 40K OBO
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« Reply #6 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:34 »

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Re: prom date.
« Reply #7 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:35 »

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Re: prom date.
« Reply #8 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:35 »

sorry guys but I am not completely convinced. you need to find a girl who does not use the internet, get her to write "[name] is a really great dancer, I know because I've seen him dance" and photograph them holding this piece of paper before I can even begin to consider you as a date. sam you should be able to do this for me.

kieffer for the record I think you look really great in a suit. if you were legally allowed to travel I'd totally take you to prom.

gilead is that a picture of you because I'm not taking a penis-shaped cookie to prom I do not think that would impress my friends.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #9 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:37 »

Even if we've been voted cutest guy in our class? Damn.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #10 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:37 »

how do I know you're telling the truth? I mean I could say I was voted the best girl to take to prom but that doesn't mean I'm telling the truth (I am).
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #11 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:39 »

sorry guys but I am not completely convinced. you need to find a girl who does not use the internet, get her to write "[name] is a really great dancer, I know because I've seen him dance" and photograph them holding this piece of paper before I can even begin to consider you as a date.

You know I might just do this.
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« Reply #12 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:41 »

Ally that cookie is not me, I am a human boy, a handsome one who looks great in my suit.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #13 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:43 »

ally i do not own a suit.

Uh yeah... Me neither.
Also, is it a problem if I'm younger than you? Cause, you now, my prom is next year. But I'm taller than you.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #14 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:44 »

Guys you're lame, I'm a girl and I have a suit.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #15 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:45 »

oww I hope you do. even if you do not ultimately take me to prom I imagine the photograph could be useful later for stuff, like if you try to get a job as a professional dancer and need references or something.

guys you can rent a suit suck it up do you or do you not want to go to prom with me?

gilead you should not try to confuse me if you want to take me to prom, that is sort of rude. also that cookie doesn't even say "cum [come] 2 prom WITH ME," it just says "cum [come] 2 prom," and I had already planned on going, so.

younger is alright but you have to make up for it in other ways.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #16 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:45 »

most guys are taller than girls, thats genetics for you.

Also, I cannot help but ask (as a slight side note to the boy hunt going on) but... does it really matter if you don't have a prom date? I don't think more than 25 people in our year of about 500 (boys school and girls school had a joint prom) had dates? Is it really a big deal in America?
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #17 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:46 »

sorry andy we went over this, I might know a guy who needs a date though I'll let you know. this night is how people will remember me for the rest of their lives, I do not want to be the girl who had to go to prom with another girl because she couldn't find a cool guy to take her. sorry.

also I will not go to prom without a date, then I will be remembered as that girl who couldn't find anyone to take her and obviously that is ridiculous.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #18 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:47 »

Tragically, I hated my own prom far, far too much to attend another. Also, dancing really ain't my forte.
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« Reply #19 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:49 »

you are missing your last chance to make good prom memories for the rest of your life, dazed. shame.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #20 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:52 »

Ally, I can't believe you are springing this now.

I just* threw out my certificate saying I was the best swing dancer in the tenth grade.

okay, maybe like two and a half years ago
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #21 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:53 »

I missed my prom to go to a wedding :(
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #22 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:54 »

'Tis for the best, lady from the internet. Most high school girls I've known weren't impressed with wiry, long-haired dudes anyway.

Sam, nobody is missing out. My prom was basically just a really really expensive night of shitty music.
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« Reply #23 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:55 »

Eh, its no big deal, I had a bit of fun at mine but its nothing more than a chance to dress up fancy and drink a lot of overpriced drinks.

Balls in uni though, now that was something.
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« Reply #24 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:55 »

I do not want to be the girl who had to go to prom with another girl because she couldn't find a cool guy to take her. sorry.

ARE YOU SAYING WOMEN ARE INFERIOR TO MEN?

I am totally prettier than most of these guys, pfffftttt fine, idunwannagowithyouanyway
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #25 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:56 »

I would be an ideal candidate for this venture! I am 5'11", fit, and I have done minor modeling work! Unfortunately, you would need to pay several thousand dollars for my flight, five star accommodation, meals, probably suit hire (new suits are fun) and I would probably get drunk and get with your friends. If these things are issues to you, I am afraid that we will not be able to work together on this. Sorry.

[also, if prom is anything like debutante balls, there is a decent chance I would get bored and go to a party]
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #26 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:58 »

adam I do not think that "swing dancing" is really important for prom because we are going to be dancing to more modern music, ie rihanna, britney, TI, etc. I imagine that the dj will also throw in some 90s hits for the nostalgia factor. ideally if you are looking to be my prom date you should be acquainted with this type of music.

michael how do you look in a suit? do you like hypnotists because the afterparty usually has one but only if you stay until like 4 am. we'd probably be at a real afterparty with beer pong by then. are you good at beer pong?

also sam you are missing out. that is who. you all have done prom wrong and I'm offering you a chance to make things better, you should be thanking me for the opportunity.

spluff you sound like a terrible prom date, you may exit by the door to your right.
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« Reply #27 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:58 »

Man, I could easily have this in the bag, but that is too far to travel to be a creepy old dude at a high school prom. Sorry, Ally, that I have to break your heart like that.
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« Reply #28 on: 19 Jan 2009, 18:59 »

spluff you sound like a terrible prom date

This is pretty much true.
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« Reply #29 on: 19 Jan 2009, 19:01 »

Oh good lord! Why would you have that sort of music at a prom, surely a nice slow song, a foxtrot maybe, something like that, you can't really "dance" to newer songs in awesome dresses and suits. I know, I have tried (suits that is).
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #30 on: 19 Jan 2009, 19:02 »

Am I the only person slack jawed? Yes? Well then, I do look damn fine in a suit.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #31 on: 19 Jan 2009, 19:05 »

Ally fly me to prom, I will totally be the belle of the ball.

Or maybe you can be the belle and I will be the beau of the ball.
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« Reply #32 on: 19 Jan 2009, 19:07 »

Man, I could easily have this in the bag, but that is too far to travel to be a creepy old dude at a high school prom. Sorry, Ally, that I have to break your heart like that.

Seriously, everyone would be jealous.

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Re: prom date.
« Reply #33 on: 19 Jan 2009, 19:09 »

I'm sorry, but anyone I take to prom must wear attire which conforms to the standards outlined at stuckatprom.com, and so far it seems as if you are concerned only with what you can get from your date and not what you can give.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #34 on: 19 Jan 2009, 19:10 »

Screw that, I want to go with Ozy.  Uh Andy, isn't your prom this year too?

Also, Ally, I'm familiar with those "modern" songs, but if it has a Disco theme, you should totally pick me.
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #35 on: 19 Jan 2009, 19:12 »

I dance a mean charleston. This is not part of your criteria, but it should be.
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« Reply #36 on: 19 Jan 2009, 19:24 »

I will only go if they play nothing but Chuggo.
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« Reply #37 on: 19 Jan 2009, 19:25 »

ally if you want i can send over my hot friend i went to formal with a couple days ago. i think he would be pretty perfect
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« Reply #38 on: 19 Jan 2009, 19:29 »

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Re: prom date.
« Reply #39 on: 19 Jan 2009, 19:51 »

I will only go if they play nothing but Chuggo.

This would theoretically be the best prom ever.

I went to my senior ball with a girl I knew from a forum I posted on. It was rad. Nothing happened though because she A) is four years younger than me and B) already has a boyfriend.
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« Reply #40 on: 19 Jan 2009, 19:53 »

So wait, we have to pay for the ticket?  Fuck that.  If we're making the trouble to make your prom awesome, which in the long run doesn't fucking matter, the least you should do is have a ticket ready for us.

Personally, I'd rather be with Ozy in that sexy number he's sporting.
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« Reply #41 on: 19 Jan 2009, 20:04 »

Ally I'll pay for my own ticket but you've still got to pay my pimp at least fiddy an hour, more if you want specific services.
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« Reply #42 on: 19 Jan 2009, 20:08 »

WTB PROM DATE 40K OBO
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WTS PROM DATE 50K WILL TAKE LESS, THO. PM PLS

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« Reply #43 on: 19 Jan 2009, 21:03 »

hi ally
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« Reply #44 on: 20 Jan 2009, 00:26 »

Oh good lord! Why would you have that sort of music at a prom, surely a nice slow song, a foxtrot maybe, something like that, you can't really "dance" to newer songs in awesome dresses and suits. I know, I have tried (suits that is).

I can dance to any song in any suit and make all the girls love me
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« Reply #45 on: 20 Jan 2009, 00:35 »

Oh good lord! Why would you have that sort of music at a prom, surely a nice slow song, a foxtrot maybe, something like that, you can't really "dance" to newer songs in awesome dresses and suits. I know, I have tried (suits that is).
You ever see a group of high-schoolers go into synchronized seizures when music they like comes on? I think they can't dance period.

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« Reply #46 on: 20 Jan 2009, 02:48 »

Oh Dovey, all the girls ALREADY love you.
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« Reply #47 on: 20 Jan 2009, 02:58 »

Ally you should pick me I am the best dancer (also taller than you in some shoes)
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Re: prom date.
« Reply #48 on: 20 Jan 2009, 04:05 »

You should not pick me because I am a creepy forumite who is way older than a date for a prom should be.
In this I am like 80% of all other people in here.
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« Reply #49 on: 20 Jan 2009, 04:53 »

Does high school really even matter?
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