Topic: prom date. (Read 36524 times)

0bsessions · « **Reply #100 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 18:37 »

Honestly, Tyler seems like a good choice if he were to shave. I throw my support behind him.

ruyi · « **Reply #101 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 18:38 »

Gilead take me to a prom instead, I will give you my shirt

Nevermind that I will be graduating from university I am sure I can find a dance party that is like a prom! MAybe a co-op party??

Gilead · « **Reply #102 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 18:47 »

Ruyi I will waive all hourly fees for that shirt, it is the most amazing thing.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #103 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 18:52 »

Quote from: ruyi on 20 Jan 2009, 18:38

Gilead take me to a prom instead, I will give you my shirt

Nevermind that I will be graduating from university I am sure I can find a dance party that is like a prom! MAybe a co-op party??

Wait didn't you just start last year?

ruyi · « **Reply #104 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 18:56 »

(transferred from jc last year)

Allybee · « **Reply #105 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 19:09 »

now I feel sort of bad that you didn't get a prom, you totally missed out it is the best night of your life. want to come to prom with me?

jhocking · « **Reply #106 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 19:21 »

Refer to her sig.

ADDITION: oh wait that's what you are doing lol

ruyi · « **Reply #107 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 19:22 »

Gonna go to the gym. Don't come yet though I need to shower when I'm done first.

Johnny C · « **Reply #108 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 19:50 »

Quote from: ruyi on 20 Jan 2009, 18:56

(transferred from jc last year)

Much to my chagrin.

Slick · « **Reply #109 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 20:29 »

Wait Ruyi are you going to graduate before I do? Man, taking an extra semester was a silly idea.

Ally Tyler is a good idea, but I have a nagging feeling he might end up making out with one of your friends at the after-party?

I would probably ignore you only just a little bit at prom. Three quarters of the way in I would start to chat up that girl you never really knew but thought you probably could of been friends with, so you'll start to feel a little animosity towards this girl you'd always felt kind of curiously pleasant towards but then right after the calibre 3.5 dance song being played has about seven seconds left in it I'd go back to totally completely notignoring you, and we'd dance the slow number coming up then everything would be great.
Just like Heavy Metal Drummer on Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, like that is a boring song, what is going on there why did they put that there well hey the next song is OK then wait this next one whoa whoa hey this is awesome whoa.

MrBlu · « **Reply #110 on:** 20 Jan 2009, 22:02 »

Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 20 Jan 2009, 15:52

dude, girl is fine

Ok ok, so no one's worthy in meat space, and you turn to the inner-netz? You are a brave one.

Then again, this is the QC forums.

mooface · « **Reply #111 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 07:48 »

Quote from: Allybee on 20 Jan 2009, 16:56

besides the fact that my entire school already probably thinks I'm into chicks (I'm not) I do not want a prom date who will upstage me. mai's out. unless she is willing to get breast reduction surgery.

Ally you are missing the part where i am turning myself manly for you!

this of course means that there is no danger of us turning up in the same dress. however, if this somehow hypothetically happened (because we both have such great taste our great minds might think too much alike when picking out dresses), no worries! we are both creative types and could figure out a solution. we'd duck into the bathroom, where i would pull out a handy travel sewing kit. we'd use our collective brain power to alter my dress - rip off the hem to change the length, and use the leftover fabric to tie in a bow around the waist? once we were done no one would ever know our dresses had once been the same, and we will both still look absolutely fabulous, and everyone will be jealous.

valley_parade · « **Reply #112 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 08:27 »

Quote from: Allybee on 20 Jan 2009, 16:35

boys: would you ever ignore me at prom

Only if you punched me.

Spluff · « **Reply #113 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 16:34 »

Quote from: mooface on 21 Jan 2009, 07:48

Ally you are missing the part where i am turning myself manly for you!

this of course means that there is no danger of us turning up in the same dress. however, if this somehow hypothetically happened (because we both have such great taste our great minds might think too much alike when picking out dresses), no worries! we are both creative types and could figure out a solution. we'd duck into the bathroom, where i would pull out a handy travel sewing kit. we'd use our collective brain power to alter my dress - rip off the hem to change the length, and use the leftover fabric to tie in a bow around the waist? once we were done no one would ever know our dresses had once been the same, and we will both still look absolutely fabulous, and everyone will be jealous.

CON:

jhocking · « **Reply #114 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 16:37 »

I am sorry maiada, when I was going through files on my old laptop I noticed that picture and had to post it.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #115 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 16:38 »

Quote from: MrBlu on 20 Jan 2009, 22:02

Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 20 Jan 2009, 15:52
dude, girl is fine
Ok ok, so no one's worthy in meat space, and you turn to the inner-netz? You are a brave one.

Then again, this is the QC forums.

girl is also shy

Lines · « **Reply #116 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 16:48 »

Ally, if Jimmy is still in Boston during your prom, take him. You'd be the coolest for having an Australian date. Or go with Jon, as he can fart on the people you don't like. (Ok, don't take Jon.) Or even Tyler seems to be a good choice. Or you could ditch them all and take Rachel.

MrBlu · « **Reply #117 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 18:14 »

Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 21 Jan 2009, 16:38

girl is also shy

I'm going to go lurk more.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #118 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 01:52 »

Ally if you accept me as prom date I will shave the World's Worst Mustache. Also hella corsages

Jooooosh · « **Reply #119 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 21:21 »

Quote from: Allybee on 20 Jan 2009, 18:18

Quote from: Jooooosh on 19 Jan 2009, 21:03
hi ally

hi josh want to go to prom with me

I would love to ally. I think i could swing a road trip to new england, it would be fun. When is this again?

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #120 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 21:46 »

This might be my favourite thread. Also, if it was me, I'd take both Gilead and est, and have two sexy Australians for prom dates! Who can beat you then?!

mooface · « **Reply #121 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 07:22 »

Quote from: jhocking on 21 Jan 2009, 16:37

I am sorry maiada, when I was going through files on my old laptop I noticed that picture and had to post it.

hate

Cicero · « **Reply #122 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 08:28 »

Wow. . .

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #123 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 20:15 »

Cicero is speachless? Generally he is triple posting nonsense.

Anyway Ill join the take me to prom list. But chances are Ill end up offending anyone remotely uptight.

WestEnder67 · « **Reply #124 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 20:29 »

I'm up for this.

Providing you can fly me over from Scotland for the night.

Cicero · « **Reply #125 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 22:49 »

Quote from: Chesire Cat on 27 Jan 2009, 20:15

Cicero is speachless? Generally he is triple posting nonsense.

It is tough being a verbal gladiator. Words start flying, people start dying. . .

Jace · « **Reply #126 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 05:24 »

~~Take me to prom, I've got that look that I could be really classy if I tried.~~

On second thought, never mind it. Why would I want to go to prom with you? I've got cooler friends, I don't even know you.

Cicero · « **Reply #127 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:19 »

I think PantsFTW is telling the truth. I certainly believe him.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #128 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:58 »

Greetings, Ally.

Good luck in your search for a prom date. I'm too old, too fat, no longer look good in a suit, can barely tolerate teenagers, would tower over you at 6'3", and am a weirdo, with a birth-control personality that is both goofy and frightening at the same time. So while I'd like to go with you to a prom because I never had one, I'd prefer you went with someone nice.

Besides that, you might live in a state where I'd have to leave my gun at home, and I have my reasons for not wanting to be or travel unarmed.

In fact, those reasons are another whole subset of reasons why I shouldn't be anywhere near people I care about.

Go. Have fun. In fact, have a little fun for me, too.

And think of this old, fossilized asshole fondly once or twice. And feel up a cute guy's ass just to see the look on his face.

Because sometimes those looks, those moments where they have the "deer in the headlights" look...

...are the most precious.

S

Jace · « **Reply #129 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 07:54 »

Quote from: Sam on 28 Jan 2009, 06:12

really? do you?

I do. They do backflips. Over sharks. Sharks with machine guns.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #130 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 10:58 »

This thread is starting to make me wince.

Johnny C · « **Reply #131 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 11:12 »

ally

it's me

i'm your prom date

Johnny C · « **Reply #132 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 11:12 »

if it goes well enough or badly enough it'll at least wind up in "best new music"

Masterbainter · « **Reply #133 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 12:28 »

wait.. so is there a picture of you ally(too lazy to look).. because i'm just wondering why it's so hard to find a decent date in your area.

Tyler · « **Reply #134 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 12:36 »

Thought I would quote your original post to pre-disqualify you on her behalf.

Quote

thought I might as well post here since that is what the forum says to do.

I am male
I am 24
I read lots of online comics
I have IQ of a fairly retared goldfish...
I live in midwest..
I hate life and I hate you too. Well unless your a hot chick.
I like to snowboard
I think QC is awesome. I think some of you are crazy.
Hi you may refer to me as MB

Masterbainter · « **Reply #135 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 13:38 »

but omgz i wants the promz!

Inlander · « **Reply #136 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 19:46 »

Quote from: Masterbainter on 28 Jan 2009, 12:28

because i'm just wondering why it's so hard to find a decent date in your area.

It's because she's too beautiful and all the boys in her area are scared to ask her out. You remember how stupid teenage boys are, right?

Dimmukane · « **Reply #137 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 21:13 »

It's not just teenagers. I'm still fairly stupid. There is a ridiculous amount of single people in my area, as well.

phooey · « **Reply #138 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 21:27 »

Quote from: Masterbainter on 28 Jan 2009, 12:28

wait.. so is there a picture of you ally(too lazy to look).. because i'm just wondering why it's so hard to find a decent date in your area.

Quoted because
1. It's heinous
2. I wasn't sure if it was real

Clintaga · « **Reply #139 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 09:36 »

Aloha!

I'm throwing down on this Sweepstakes 4 Sho'.

Fair Maiden, if your looking for a Prom for the ages, then I may be your man.

Not only do I look positively dashing in a suit, tuxedo, or Utility Kilt, I could more than likely power a small town for a few days with the energy produced from my Move Busting capabilities. I call this the Nuclear Groove Effect.

At age 20, 6'1, I feel I fall into the Physical and Chronological qualifications quite nicely, but that's not all.

At my High School, before I went to my own Sr. Prom, I was two different girl's "Security Date", meaning they couldn't get a real date for whatever reasons, and KNEW that bringing me guaranteed a Baller Evening, so I went to a Sr. prom three years in a row, and I know what makes a good one vs. a bad one (Hint: Getting the DJ to play "The Thong Song" is basically a guaranteed excellent time). I can and will chit chat with all your friends and make sure they're having a great time as well (In Philadelphia, I do some freelance party promotion, and have about two years of "Making sure everyone is enjoying themselves" experience). I can seriously make talk SO SMALL that it is invisible to the naked eye.

I have personally been responsible for at least three "Most Magical Night of My Life"s as well as no less than two "A Summer I would Never Forget"s, although, obviously, for the purposes of this event I certainly have to dust off the "No Monkey Business/Perfect Gentleman" clause.

I have EXTENSIVE experience making my date's friends and peers jealous, and I also come with the optional "Point out the bitchiest bitch in your school that you hate and I will give her a severe dressing down a'la Brian from that episode of Family Guy where he does that at Meg's Prom to Connie Dimico" Package.

Last but not least, I'd like to think of myself as a relatively cool guy, and if some Prince Charming comes in halfway through and sweeps you off your feet, I would be thrilled, although I'd have to slink off like Charlie in that episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where basically that same thing happens to him.

Don't know if I can compete with Hella Corsages though. That is one super smooth Mac Daddy move, right there.

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #140 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 12:26 »

If that's you in your display, I have one word:

NEXT!

RedLion · « **Reply #141 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 12:28 »

Quote from: Clintaga on 29 Jan 2009, 09:36

At my High School, before I went to my own Sr. Prom, I was two different girl's "Security Date", meaning they couldn't get a real date for whatever reasons, and KNEW that bringing me guaranteed a Baller Evening, so I went to a Sr. prom three years in a ro

So you were the leftovers who the women knew wouldn't find another date and could fall back on.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #142 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 13:03 »

Quote from: RedLion on 29 Jan 2009, 12:28

Quote from: Clintaga on 29 Jan 2009, 09:36
At my High School, before I went to my own Sr. Prom, I was two different girl's "Security Date", meaning they couldn't get a real date for whatever reasons, and KNEW that bringing me guaranteed a Baller Evening, so I went to a Sr. prom three years in a ro

So you were the leftovers who the women knew wouldn't find another date and could fall back on.

Well, the two years before senior year are not usually years during which one is looking for a date to the senior prom, so I'd say this is still a point in his favor. If he counts as "leftovers" because he was an underclassman at the time ... wait, what was your point again?

On the other hand I am also looking out for my dogg here.

(Ally, a prom date with Clinton is basically a guaranteed fun time. I am quite serious about this. Julia, he's supposed to look ridiculous in his avatar, the picture is from Burning Man.)

(I still want to go to prom with you Ally)

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #143 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 13:11 »

Then my NEXT! stands firmer than ever!

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #144 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 13:14 »

Oh, never mind then.

(Ally you should not listen to Julia she does not know what she is talking about.)

Clintaga · « **Reply #145 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 14:29 »

I am also a little confused about why I'd be looking for a date to the Sr. Prom in my Sophomore or Jr. year of High School. Maybe time works differently in other states. Big ups to 1wheel, holdin' it down on 'D' while peeps be sippin' on Hate-o-rade.

For clarity's sake, my dreads are currently black (my natural color), but I'd be more than comfortable doing whatever with them. Hell, I'll dye them your school colors if that's whats up.

Johnny C · « **Reply #146 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 00:17 »

I don't think you people understood. When I said I was her prom date it wasn't a suggestion.

"I am going to make it to this prom if it kills me."
-John Darnielle

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