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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #50 on: 09 Jun 2009, 17:12 »

Fight, lose, get stabbed, bleed.
I'm glad I know a medic,
He'll fix me right up
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #51 on: 09 Jun 2009, 23:45 »

Up into the air
Then the car flips over twice
got fired from work :(

(true story of my last 24 hours)
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #52 on: 10 Jun 2009, 00:35 »

Work for me, PC.
I spent good money on you.
Bimbo, press the cloth.*


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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #53 on: 10 Jun 2009, 16:14 »

Cloth feels good on me.
I like wearing clothes sometimes.
Prefer to be nude.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #54 on: 10 Jun 2009, 16:19 »

Nude in pouring rain,
At one with the elements;
Life is just awesome.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #55 on: 10 Jun 2009, 20:24 »

Awesome, mangoes are
Especially in smoothies
Eat healthy, you cunts!
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #56 on: 10 Jun 2009, 20:43 »

Cunts, or so I've heard
Are supposed to listen to
Some band that's called Sloan
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #57 on: 10 Jun 2009, 20:48 »

Sloan is a fine band
Do not understand the hate
IT DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #58 on: 10 Jun 2009, 21:29 »

Compute this, asshole
My computer will tell me
When I cause segfault
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #59 on: 10 Jun 2009, 21:33 »

Segfault? What's segfault?
Perhaps I should Google it
May as well do-ZZZZZZ


(ZZZZZZ totally counts as one syllable)
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #60 on: 10 Jun 2009, 21:57 »

"ZZZZZZ" is not a word,
an onomatopoeia
though, it really is.


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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #61 on: 10 Jun 2009, 22:09 »

It is that a small car?
he asked. That, my friend, is a
hippopotamus.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #62 on: 10 Jun 2009, 22:43 »

Hippopotamus
A fine animal indeed
Better than a duck
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #63 on: 10 Jun 2009, 22:56 »

Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck
Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck
Duck Duck Duck Grey Duck
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #64 on: 10 Jun 2009, 23:05 »

Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck
Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Goose
Now you must race me
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #65 on: 10 Jun 2009, 23:11 »

Me, myself and I
Are three people that bug me
But we will race you
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #66 on: 11 Jun 2009, 02:11 »

You will lose the race
For I am the fastest duck
Watch me waddle now.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #67 on: 11 Jun 2009, 05:51 »

Your first little steps
More a waddle a walk
Baby's growing up!
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #68 on: 11 Jun 2009, 06:11 »

Man haikus are hard.
I don't think I like them much.
I would like a hug.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #69 on: 11 Jun 2009, 07:36 »

I'll give you a hug
I'm here in Canada though
You'll have to come here
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #70 on: 11 Jun 2009, 09:43 »

Here, let me show you
Because you are both failing
At writing Haiku

(well, not really. You just aren't following the rules.)
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #71 on: 11 Jun 2009, 11:06 »

Haiku-thread goes with
More complicated rules than
actual Haiku
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #72 on: 11 Jun 2009, 13:18 »

Haiku's arent that hard
Neither are the rules, dumbfucks
Man, puppies are cute!
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #73 on: 11 Jun 2009, 15:41 »

Cute that they may be
A nice meal is what I see
Watch my hunger go.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #74 on: 11 Jun 2009, 16:21 »

Go, gory Thomas!
Never vegetarian,
Not when near puppies!
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #75 on: 11 Jun 2009, 18:36 »

Puppies drink water,
The less I have to myself.
So thirsty, I am.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #76 on: 11 Jun 2009, 19:23 »

Am this to make sense?
If not then it will not be
Refrigerator
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #77 on: 11 Jun 2009, 19:35 »

Refrigerator
There's no word for it in Welsh
Bloody sheep shaggers
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #78 on: 11 Jun 2009, 19:43 »

Shaggers? How dare you!
When I am of Welsh descent
(Even though they are)
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #79 on: 12 Jun 2009, 01:53 »

are you serious?
are you fucking serious?!??
fuck you, man. fuck you.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #80 on: 12 Jun 2009, 01:54 »

You, a massive cunt
No, a collection of cunts
An offensive word.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #81 on: 12 Jun 2009, 01:57 »

word of the day, from
john eleven verse thirty
five: "Jesus Wept". Apt.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #82 on: 12 Jun 2009, 16:05 »

Apt? Oh, for the love
of God, pick a nice word for
these haikus, you twit.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #83 on: 12 Jun 2009, 16:55 »

Twitter is too short
To express opera plots,
But some people try.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #84 on: 12 Jun 2009, 17:09 »

Try to explain them
In a haiku sort of form...
Could be amusing
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #85 on: 12 Jun 2009, 20:02 »

Amusing indeed
But it's a difficult task
I will not try it
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #86 on: 12 Jun 2009, 22:51 »

It my friends is but
Nothing more simple than just
Babby being formed.
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #87 on: 17 Jun 2009, 18:19 »

Formed, what the fuck man
Starting a Haiku with that?
Impossible deed
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #88 on: 18 Jun 2009, 06:53 »

deed? It's a good deed
To actually try the
haiku-opera
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #89 on: 18 Jun 2009, 08:33 »

Opera music
Was playing the whole drive home
I miss my girlfriend
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #90 on: 18 Jun 2009, 11:54 »

Girlfriend comes with spring
Summer loving happens fast
By autumn, she's gone
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Re: The Haiku game!
« Reply #91 on: 18 Jun 2009, 13:39 »

Gone With The Wind man
Fantastic film that I love
What about your favorite?
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