iron: hi
an horse: hi Fe
iron: are we posting elements? if so Xe is my fave
an horse: Hg
an horse: is mine
iron: nice
an horse: something about liquid heavy metals
iron: H rules all though
an horse: dude, it's just so common
iron: i hate saying it but its so true
an horse: He comes in at a close second
an horse: come on, what's an electron between friends
iron: yeah. i've learned to live with supporting number 54
an horse: oh well,
iron: i wish we could get higher but its not looking promising
iron: at least we're noble
an horse: meh
an horse: there is nothing noble abut being a loner
iron: I don't want to be a glory hunter though
an horse: at least I can make friends
iron: all those C fans
an horse: C fans are alittle picky
an horse: some are purists
iron: I can make friends i'm just picky
an horse: and then those guys are divided into differnet camps
an horse: well, i'm sure you can mingle
iron: yeah, i hate C purists
iron: "we can make diamond" well so what
an horse: the worst kind are the ones that are all like ooh buckmiesterfullerine yay
iron: at least graphite ones are useful
an horse: yeah, but sometimes they get all look at me I'm so special
iron: true
an horse: I can conduct electricity and am a solid lubricant
an horse: really, that's nothing
iron: i know
an horse: induction is so much cooler
iron: yeah
an horse: so, what do you like to do
iron: at least i support a stellar element
an horse: that's so cool
an horse: i could do something like that
an horse: i wish i could that is
iron: don't worry, we all have our uses
an horse: true dat
an horse: except, you know
an horse: I can make people kinda sick
iron: you can identify the temperature, thats cool
an horse: that's kinda why most people don't use me
iron: well, who can't you know
iron: discrimination, that is
an horse: it was a job I could do well
an horse: but then those hydo-carbon sluts came along
an horse: ooh look at me
an horse: I'm cheap
iron: yeah, cheap and nasty
an horse: and i don't locked up in fatty tissue
an horse: I don't even like salmon
iron: and they get the good press
an horse: fuck them, don't people realise
iron: what normal element doesn't like salmon?
an horse: hmm.
iron: i bet the salmon don't like them
an horse: yeah
an horse: alcohols are all poisonous
iron: yeah
iron: ethanol is cool though
an horse: kinda impractical
iron: well, at least its fun
an horse: yeah
iron: the party compound
an horse: they'll get with anyone
an horse: polar and non-polar compounds
an horse: yo, alkie wana get inside a me
an horse: yeah sure
an horse: okay
iron: thats so true
an horse: mm, when I'm inside of you mr alkene i just dissolve
iron: really, its the slutty compound
an horse: wat no I'm not mr alkene
an horse: I'm H2 ya know
an horse: h20
an horse: oh god, I'm so sorry
an horse: this is real embarassing
an horse: can we forget I said that
an horse: um, okay
an horse: mmmm disolve me faster
an horse: the sluts
iron: totally
iron: the group 1s are such show offs though
an horse: I'm so reactive
an horse: then you got the heavier ones
an horse: watch me lose my only electron
an horse: in my outer valence shell
an horse: oh yeah baby
iron: i'm sorry, this has completely lost me
an horse: well, because their lone electron is so far from the neucleus
an horse: the forces that hold everything together in the atom
an horse: don't act as strongly on it
iron: i get what you're saying but my knowledge of chemistry isn't great
an horse: nor is mine, senior high school chem
iron: yeah, same but i haven't done anything similar since and i don't really keep up with it
an horse: yeah, asl?
iron: 20 m uk
an horse: 17 m Australia
iron: ah, well its fresh in your mind
an horse: yeah
an horse: so, the other day I was in Oxford street
an horse: that's like canary wharf
iron: london yeah
an horse: and this guy turns around and he's all like
an horse: yo goldie come over here
iron: goldie?
an horse: I'm like mercury
an horse: I'm blond right
iron: right
an horse: I turn around, the guys a real old nloke
an horse: bloke*
an horse: and he says, together let's mske some amalgam
an horse: gross
an horse: not that there's anything wrong with that
iron: ok
iron: well, preference and all that
an horse: yeah, but ever since
an horse: he's had me thinking
an horse: chemistry can be slutty
iron: you didn't know that?
iron: chemistry is probably the sluttiest of all
an horse: like the sharing of bonds, I already had that
iron: reactions here, there and everywhere
an horse: but metal on metal, hadn't occoured to me
an horse: me, i prefer non-metals
iron: not very common, to be fair
an horse: like not flourine, that bitch is easy
an horse: flourine is a bitch
iron: hey, don't talk about my sometime partner like that
an horse: sorry
iron: shes friendly, thats all
an horse: but aren't usually like with four of them at atime
an horse: dude, I admire you're work
an horse: but they're not what you want if you're looking for a girlfriend
an horse: jus monogamy
iron: i know but its so hard to find a partner
an horse: yeah, I know it can be hard for you
iron: sometimes i feel like fluorine is the only one who wants me, you know?
an horse: no offecne dude but flourine seems to want almost every body
iron: shes just really friendly. a bit naive, i guess
an horse: yeah,
iron: i think she feels misunderstood
an horse: she's useful though
iron: after the h20 issues and all
iron: its not her fault she makes people ill
an horse: jus like it's not mine
iron: some elements are just that way
an horse: it's in our nature
iron: yeah
iron: if people want to try and take advantage they have to take responsibility aswell
an horse: totally
an horse: like, if dump me in the ocean
an horse: as if I'm not gonna get stuck in the fat tissue
an horse: of another life form
iron: i know
an horse: it's heavy
iron: but its always your fault
an horse: hey!
iron: no, i mean thats what they say
an horse: but I wouldn't be there if people didn't just keep using me
iron: true
iron: i stay out of trouble, you know but i feel a bit unwanted
iron: underused
an horse: let it all out dude
iron: i wish i could bond more
iron: its not my fault
an horse: it's not
iron: i just like really high temperatures
iron: thats just how i am
an horse: you know it could get hot in here
iron: i don't know. you're a bit dangerous when hot
an horse: and you can get alittle sparky when you get excited
iron: its true. but its just our nature
an horse: maybe we could bond
an horse: if only just for a short while
iron: i don't think its possible
an horse: it wouldn't be permanent
an horse: just two atoms in heat
iron: well, maybe
an horse: shooting of electromagnetic waves
iron: sounds exciting
an horse: it could be
iron: shall we try?
an horse: yes, we shall
an horse: I feel the infrared warm past us
iron: i feel unstable
an horse: Oh feel unstable with me
iron: oooh, i feel a touch with something
iron: i think i'm bonding
an horse: don't worry, you're just starting to share
an horse: I'm bonding so hard
iron: is this what a bond feels like? its so good
an horse: i grab your excited elctron and thrust it deep in side of me
an horse: the electron bond bounces back and forth between us
an horse: faster and faster
iron: oh, yeah. that feels good
an horse: harder and harder
an horse: deep through me shells
an horse: we are both a quiver with the heat from the energy source
iron: ah, i think we're sticking!
iron: you said this was safe
an horse: we are together for but a breif moemnt in
an horse: pure union it's butiful
an horse: and then we explode
iron: oh no
an horse: oh yes
an horse: errrngh
iron: aah
an horse: of Xenon
an horse: oh Xeeeenon!
iron: heeelpp, i don't like it
an horse: yes you do, we both slow down
an horse: eou alowly withdraw your electron
an horse: satisfied
iron: that was dangerous
an horse: both exhausted
an horse: it was dangerous for those around us
iron: i don't know if i should do it again
an horse: the lab destroyed by the intensity of our bonding
iron: are we free?
an horse: we'd start again but the energy source is broken
an horse: we are free and pure
iron: oh, freedom
iron: wonderful
an horse: not as wonderful as when we binded
an horse: for a moment it was beautiful
iron: well, it was nice having this rather nerdy convo but its 6am here so i'm gonna have to go
an horse: bye
