Fool: why? Are you that serious...?
Fool: that you doubt getting to 22?
tongs: maybe
tongs: i don't know
tongs: i get scared sometimes
tongs: when the nurses turn the lights off, and visiting hours are over, i look up at the ceiling and i just don't know about anything
tongs: oh gosh, i'm sorry, i don't even know you
Fool: no it is
Fool: ok
Fool: the good thing is that you dont know me
Fool: so you can tell me whatever
Fool: without any risk

tongs: oh, i thought you didn't wanWho is this?
Fool: I am a stranger... I really do not know you

Fool: Do u think otherwise?
tongs: This is Dr. Simonds, Jeffrey's physician
tongs: I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be talking to strangers on the internet
tongs: And especially not at this hour.
Fool: Sorry
Fool: If you think so
tongs: We let him have his computer specifically for keeping in touch with his family and friends, and for looking at a small selection of hospital-approved websites.
tongs: I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to terminate this conversation, and block this website from the hospital servers.
tongs: You should be ashamed of yourself.
tongs: Good night.
Fool: I certainly do not mean to disturb him and wish him a speedy recovery
EDIT: McFly appears well-versed in the comedic rhythms of Achewood.