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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #100 on: 12 Feb 2009, 09:12 »


wasn't it 8 kids totalling 14.  I read we're not suppose to critisize her on MSN news or something...  :roll:

yes, but the 8 kids thing has already been done. here we are talking about your mother, she felt the need to outdo that woman and have 9.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #101 on: 12 Feb 2009, 14:06 »

Your mother's so fat that there are totally different species living on her left and right buttocks. In the depths in between, we think life started.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #102 on: 12 Feb 2009, 20:23 »

Your mother's so fat that there are totally different species living on her left and right buttocks. In the depths in between, we think life started.
Yo mama's so fat, we rolled up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's and her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt-crack, they thought I was lost, but I got caught by the G-Strap.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #103 on: 13 Feb 2009, 02:59 »

Yo momma such a slut she smoked more poles than the luftwaffe.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #104 on: 13 Feb 2009, 19:06 »

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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #105 on: 13 Feb 2009, 19:42 »

Your mother is like a brick. Rough, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.


Your mother is so fat that when they did surgery on her and taped back her rolls, a sandwich fell out.
^True story. Happened to the aunt.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #106 on: 13 Feb 2009, 20:36 »

yo momma so fat she walks with her buttocks. she has also gotten used to using her legs as a second set of arms.

yo momma was so fat she grew out of the space-time continuum and traveled back in time when she used to be skinnier, and could fit in two airplane chairs. A child stops in front of her to say yo momma was so fat she grew out of the space-time continuum and traveled back in time when she used to be skinnier, and could fit in two airplane chairs. A child stops in front of her to say yo momma was so fat she grew out of the space-time continuum and traveled back in time when she used to be skinnier, and could fit in two airplane chairs. A child stops in front of her to say ...
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #107 on: 13 Feb 2009, 22:19 »

Your mother is like a brick. Rough, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.


Your mother is so fat that when they did surgery on her and taped back her rolls, a sandwich fell out.
^True story. Happened to the aunt.
Gross, dude.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #108 on: 16 Feb 2009, 17:06 »

Yo momma so stupid she thought Euler was a hockey player.

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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #109 on: 16 Feb 2009, 17:10 »

Yo' mama so fat she OH GOD SHUT UP.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #110 on: 16 Feb 2009, 17:39 »

Yo' mama is so fat that she tried to go to fat camp, but she couldn't fit through the door of the bus.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #111 on: 16 Feb 2009, 18:48 »

Yo mama is so fat they had to take her away to be killed.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #112 on: 16 Feb 2009, 20:22 »

Yo' mama so fat Oregon's climate is heavily influenced by the Pacific Ocean.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #113 on: 16 Feb 2009, 20:23 »

Yo' mama so fat Japan's GDP is $33,596 USD per capita
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #114 on: 16 Feb 2009, 20:35 »

Yo' mama so fat that when Hulk Hogan wrestled in Japan in the early 90s they nicknamed him "Ichiban", or "Number One" and his moves were far more technical than the usual power-based moves used in US-based wrestling at the time.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #115 on: 16 Feb 2009, 20:41 »

Yo' mama so goddamn motherfucking fat Kristi goddamn Yamaguchi and Mark motherfuckin' Ballas performed a shitdicking cha-cha-cha to a house band cover of Lionel THE GODDAMN FUCKING STEAMBOAT Ritchie's classic 1986 hit "Dancing on the Ceiling" for their GOD DAMNIT YOU GUYS FUCK YOU performance in the season 6 finals of Dancing With The FUCK YOU YOU CUNTS FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU Stars.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #116 on: 16 Feb 2009, 20:42 »

OH FUCKING GOD DAMNIT SHE'S SO GOD DAMN FUCKING FAT
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #117 on: 16 Feb 2009, 23:41 »

Yo Yo Ma sewed that fat suit.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #118 on: 17 Feb 2009, 00:32 »

I think est is sad.
































































About his mama.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #119 on: 17 Feb 2009, 01:12 »

Est, trying to post a yo' mama joke after that brilliant tirade is like in school during project presentations, when you have to present your project right after that one kid that always overdoes it and shows up everyone in class.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #120 on: 17 Feb 2009, 01:50 »

Yo-ho-ho man, sue for that tart.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #121 on: 17 Feb 2009, 04:11 »

Yo momma so fat not even diabetes wants to be inside her.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #122 on: 17 Feb 2009, 06:58 »

Yo' mama's fatter than the size font est just used.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #123 on: 17 Feb 2009, 07:36 »

Exactly how brutal can we go with these without being banned? I am holding back my best ones that I like to keep stored up for retorts that shock someone so bad they fall silent and perhaps cry a little.

Only to be used to burn a bridge you know?
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #124 on: 17 Feb 2009, 16:19 »

i'm not sure but i wanna hear those ones.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #125 on: 17 Feb 2009, 16:26 »

Yuma man's soft threat.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #126 on: 17 Feb 2009, 22:29 »

Yo mama so fat, she ate her way out of an orphanage/morgue.


That didn't have any food.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #127 on: 18 Feb 2009, 00:39 »

Yo' mama so fat that when Hulk Hogan wrestled in Japan in the early 90s they nicknamed him "Ichiban", or "Number One" and his moves were far more technical than the usual power-based moves used in US-based wrestling at the time.

Man really?
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« Reply #128 on: 18 Feb 2009, 05:59 »

Yo Yo Ma sewed that fat suit.

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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #129 on: 18 Feb 2009, 06:18 »

If yo mama was a font, she'd be all like 75 points or some shit. Maybe even 76. Fo' real. Probably arial, or something similar, 'cause she's a cheap knockoff. Of Helvetica.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #130 on: 18 Feb 2009, 13:12 »

yo' moma so fa... oh, she's pregnant?
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #131 on: 18 Feb 2009, 13:22 »

Yo' mama so fat that when Hulk Hogan wrestled in Japan in the early 90s they nicknamed him "Ichiban", or "Number One" and his moves were far more technical than the usual power-based moves used in US-based wrestling at the time.

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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #132 on: 19 Feb 2009, 18:17 »

Your daughter is significantly overweight.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #133 on: 19 Feb 2009, 19:35 »

yo mama so phat.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #134 on: 01 Mar 2009, 00:38 »

Yo mama so fat Ferdinand Magellan is still trying to go around the world on her.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #135 on: 02 Mar 2009, 12:58 »

Yo mama so fat Ferdinand Magellan is still trying to go around her.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #136 on: 11 Mar 2009, 20:06 »

Yo' mama so fat she bends light rays.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #137 on: 12 Mar 2009, 00:25 »

[BALEETED] (I did it for you)

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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #138 on: 12 Mar 2009, 00:26 »

Actually I'm sorely tempted to delete that post simply because it has absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #139 on: 12 Mar 2009, 01:44 »

Yo' mama so fat she taller when she lyin' down.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #140 on: 12 Mar 2009, 06:32 »

Yo Mama so fat she bumped this thread without being near a computer.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #141 on: 12 Mar 2009, 10:32 »

Yo Mama so fat she needs a quadruple bypass
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #142 on: 12 Mar 2009, 10:58 »

yo' mama so fat she's got her own special on TLC
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #143 on: 12 Mar 2009, 13:46 »

Oh that's just the worst.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #144 on: 12 Mar 2009, 15:30 »

Yo mama is so fat she one starred in a dance interpretation of Gustav Holst's 'The Planets'.

She played Jupiter obviously, but your sister was Saturn and your dad was the sun.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #145 on: 12 Mar 2009, 19:17 »

Yo mama is so unterstanding, she let you go to art school.
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« Reply #146 on: 12 Mar 2009, 21:03 »

Yo' mama so fat she can't live on land no more.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #147 on: 12 Mar 2009, 23:56 »

Yo mama so fat that your dad has to cover her in flour just to have sex with her.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #148 on: 13 Mar 2009, 00:24 »

Yo' mana so low that you can't cast anything anymore, you should keep an eye on that.
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Re: Yo' mama so fat
« Reply #149 on: 13 Mar 2009, 00:27 »

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