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Are you an Arse?
« on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:06 »

In light of recent events I decided to find out.

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I got an 8  :oops: :laugh:  :| What about you?  :-o

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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #1 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:13 »

Aww, man, I got a 9... What?
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #2 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:14 »

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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #3 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:19 »

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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #4 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:19 »

2.  Mostly because I was giving the benefit of the doubt.  
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #5 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:27 »

Now we KNOW you're lying. No self respecting Lovecraftian Nightmare is going to score a 2 on the asshole meter  :laugh:
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #6 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:29 »

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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #7 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:30 »

In regular meatlife social and working environments, 0 or 1. In online games (that I'm playing seriously), 5.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #8 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:38 »

is there a difference? I mean, I scored mine including how I act online and IRL. Flame wars, are specifically online, and the "my team against the world" for me was army attitude because you learn to trust your squad and nobody else...And I have trust and some jealousy issues as well--thank you uncle sugar. :|
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #9 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:43 »

I got a 3. I am a good person apparently.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #10 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:50 »

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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #11 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:53 »

I am a DAISY, I tell you! A DAISY in a field of clover!  :laugh:
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #12 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:55 »

2.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #13 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:55 »

I got a one, but I debated on the answer I gave.  The "Your jokes and teasing can get a bit nasty at times, but you have to admit, they are pretty funny." question.  My friends and family tease each other horribly all the time, but we know each other well enough that it's all in fun.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #14 on: 20 Feb 2009, 22:59 »

The difference is that in real life I just play, but in games I play to win. The 'all the people around me are morons' one is pretty true in online games. Pointing out mistakes is a key part of learning to not make them again, I point them out to others and trust them to do the same for me. Other people doing similar things in a game who aren't part of your team are competition, rather than potential collaborators.

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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #15 on: 21 Feb 2009, 00:00 »

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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #16 on: 21 Feb 2009, 00:06 »

Hey what did you guys get for #6?
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #17 on: 21 Feb 2009, 00:12 »

15... People don`t often see me as an asshole though, just as a very critical person. I`m sure of it. I`ll make god damn sure of it.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #18 on: 21 Feb 2009, 03:57 »

11.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #19 on: 21 Feb 2009, 03:59 »

I got a rock.

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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #20 on: 21 Feb 2009, 04:50 »

wow, I only got a 3.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #21 on: 21 Feb 2009, 05:07 »

1. I'm probably a little bit more of an asshole though.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #22 on: 21 Feb 2009, 05:14 »

I got a 3.  I guess I'm not so bad?
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #23 on: 21 Feb 2009, 05:33 »

I got 2 - apparently telling people they're wrong when they are is the first step towards being an arsehole; sorry folks.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #24 on: 21 Feb 2009, 07:00 »

I got a six. I want to see Animal Ghosts do this.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #25 on: 21 Feb 2009, 07:11 »

I got a 3.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #26 on: 21 Feb 2009, 07:13 »

3 as well. I like my horrible jokes  :-(
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #27 on: 21 Feb 2009, 07:21 »

I got a 3 and I was dreadfully honest about the whole thing.  However, I have no trouble creating feelings of trust in others and letting them reveal their personal information to me.  It's how I built up my extensive blackmail file.





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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #28 on: 21 Feb 2009, 07:40 »

14. Its not my fault 9 out of my 11 immediate co-workers are physically or mentally inadequate for the job. Its insulting to me that technically we are "equally able" to perform the tasks required. I also think it is entirely fair to point out when they are showing their incompetance, because they should find a different job, and the sooner they see that the better for everyone involved. I see them as competitors because thats exactly what they are, we bid and interview for the same promotions.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #29 on: 21 Feb 2009, 08:04 »

I scored 0, but most of those questions about work and co-workers don't even apply to my job and how things are done there.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #30 on: 21 Feb 2009, 08:08 »

Yes.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #31 on: 21 Feb 2009, 08:09 »

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« Reply #32 on: 21 Feb 2009, 08:09 »

I kind of half-assed most of those questions because they were about work and I'm jobless.

Either way, I got a 4, you fucking cunts.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #33 on: 21 Feb 2009, 10:12 »

6. that's kinda high compared to all of you unnaturally nice people who got zeros but whatevs.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #34 on: 21 Feb 2009, 10:44 »

well, mine is low because of the fact I have only worked with my friends before now.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #35 on: 21 Feb 2009, 10:45 »

I suspect the 0's and 1's and 2's might not be able to see themselves very clearly as everyone has some kind of issues... I tend to be sort of personally demanding (I do get a little jealous of other people's success and I do see my coworkers as competitors because, well, who gets the promotion and pay raise if they aren't doing better or being a kiss ass? (I've never known a kiss ass to be promoted but we always suspect someone of being a kiss ass when they do well)

well, mine is low because of the fact I have only worked with my friends before now.

so you're saying you just haven't had the opportunity to be an ass yet? Maybe you should try harder. I'm sure yo could find someone to be an ass at if you looked :laugh:
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« Reply #36 on: 21 Feb 2009, 10:57 »

I can genuinely say I'm a 1 because only one question was true for me. I probably would have gotten a 2 if I had counted my closest friends in the "Mean teasing" bit, but that's it.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #37 on: 21 Feb 2009, 10:59 »

I think the mean teasing bit is overly broad. I mean, I make fun of my friends and they make fun of me. And when someone's feelings get hurt for reals we apologize and move on. I don't think it's the same as humiliating a coworker because he has acne and claiming you're just joking.
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« Reply #38 on: 21 Feb 2009, 11:01 »

I'm probably more of a 1 or zero, actually.  I was only able to think of a few isolated incidents, but I picked the arsier one on two questions because of it.  I do tend to think I'm smarter than a lot of people, but I don't act in a way that lets them know that, because that would be a pretty dick thing to do, and I probably wouldn't have very many friends.  People actually do like it when I'm around.  I've only ever consistently been an arse to my brother, but that's because he's a douche.  

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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #39 on: 21 Feb 2009, 11:52 »

I don't need to take a test to know I'm an arse.
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« Reply #40 on: 21 Feb 2009, 11:52 »

But I did get 15.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #41 on: 21 Feb 2009, 12:18 »

0, I am genuinely like this. Guido, some people are actually just kind and reasonable.
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« Reply #42 on: 21 Feb 2009, 12:24 »

0, I am genuinely like this. Guido, some people are actually just kind and reasonable.

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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #43 on: 21 Feb 2009, 12:57 »

6. But really, that's just because I'm trying to be nice to people around me. Sadly, I see a lot of people as dumber and less worth than me, and I know that hurts my social life and happiness and everything, but I can't always keep it in.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #44 on: 21 Feb 2009, 12:58 »

3. I guess I'm pretty much basically not an asshole. I can, however, be pretty contemptuous of people (especially in my classes) if I think they often make stupid or inane comments.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #45 on: 21 Feb 2009, 13:01 »

I suspect the 0's and 1's and 2's might not be able to see themselves very clearly as everyone has some kind of issues...

Well, I thought the quiz was kind of stupid. Anyways there were several questions where I would agree with some parts and disagree with others, which is why I ended up saying no to all of them.
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« Reply #46 on: 21 Feb 2009, 13:04 »

6. But really, that's just because I'm trying to be nice to people around me. Sadly, I see a lot of people as dumber and less worth than me, and I know that hurts my social life and happiness and everything, but I can't always keep it in.

I got the same score and i think the same thing. Weird!
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #47 on: 21 Feb 2009, 13:16 »

I've spent a lot of time going pretty far out of my way to make sure that, should a test like this come along, I get precisely the score I got.  I'm not surprised by the fact that I scored 0 ... it's a daily effort for me to make sure I act that way.
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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #48 on: 21 Feb 2009, 15:23 »

Well, the questions themselves were all two part questions -- they asked about a behavior and then supplied a reason for the behavior.  You might do the behavior but not for the reason provided, which makes the whole question not true.

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Re: Are you an Arse?
« Reply #49 on: 21 Feb 2009, 16:29 »

hey, a 0. but i've spent the last month applying for jobs in social work, so frankly i'd be extremely worried if i got anything other than 0.
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