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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2200 on: 16 Sep 2009, 11:34 »

There used to be a point?
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2201 on: 16 Sep 2009, 13:13 »

I am happy with the new title.
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2202 on: 16 Sep 2009, 13:48 »

I stopped reading this thread until the title changed.

I think the change is having an undesired effect.
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2203 on: 16 Sep 2009, 14:16 »

Just popping in to heartily approve of the new thread title.

is this that 'irony' the kids are talking about?

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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2204 on: 16 Sep 2009, 15:11 »

The new title is always sound relationship advice.
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2205 on: 16 Sep 2009, 15:45 »

do you think this is how pointless threads are born

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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2206 on: 16 Sep 2009, 17:36 »

Oh no he's stuck in a feedback loop

johnny is this yr way of asking for advice relating to yr unrequited love of slide dog?

Is this a cry for help?
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2207 on: 16 Sep 2009, 18:14 »

What is it, slide dog? What? Timmy fell down the old well?
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2209 on: 20 Sep 2009, 19:46 »

this used to be the relationship thread?

how bout checking out our wedding website?

http://norbertandstacey.projectwedding.com
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2210 on: 21 Sep 2009, 03:20 »

Dear suicide thread,

Nobo's wedding site is possibly the sweetest thing I have ever read and you damn well better read it too!
In other news, I am beginning to think that fate is trying to tell me something: the girl I've spent three days solid trying to track down is tantalisingly just out of reach. I've been sent a direct link to her facebook profile but it just takes me back to the homepage (possibly overzealous security settings to protect herself from people just like me?). So I guess never mind?

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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2211 on: 21 Sep 2009, 03:56 »

Norbert and Stacey - doing it right.


Nobo - how did you do it?
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2212 on: 21 Sep 2009, 05:26 »

I've told you this before Norbert, but I'm so so happy for you!
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2213 on: 21 Sep 2009, 09:48 »

So I'm going to Australia to visit my lady on Oct. 9th for 2 weeks, which neatly coincides with our 2 year anniversary; we'll be going to Cairns, Brisbane and Sydney.  I'm crazily excited about it! My question: should I buy a present for our anniversary, or is the 1500 plane ticket and the fact that I'm paying for our hotels and such a gift enough? I'm not trying to say "my presence is a gift," but I am dropping a couple grand to be with her...
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2214 on: 21 Sep 2009, 09:53 »

Get her something sweet and thoughtful but don't go all out. Flowers are always nice if she's into that kind of thing; no need to spend masses but it might be awkward if she's got you something and you're just like "well here I am".
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2215 on: 21 Sep 2009, 14:42 »

Nobo - how did you do it?

I don't even know what to tell you because everything worked out better than I could have ever hoped for.

When I started college I was still with my high school girlfriend. By then we had been dating for roughly a year. Stacey and I lived in the same dorm our freshmen years so we ran into each other within the first month.  From the first time I saw her I was completely and utterly smitten. I didn't even want a relationship, I just wanted to be around her and to be her friend. She had a smile that lit up the room and she was the most genuinely nice and caring person I have ever met. We had a class together so we would spend time studying, and then late nights up talking over instant messenger. Over a few weeks we had a really close friendship. There was no pressure there because I had a gf and that made me off limits to her, and her off limits to me.

A quick sidenote about high school gf. I had a crush on her since 7th grade or so, and as a result the relationship was very one sided. I completely changed my image and group of friends for her, and she pretty much got whatever she wanted out of me. I even took her back after she cheated on me. So there was (and still is) a lot of resentment built up over how I let myself be treated by her. But anyway...

So as my friendship with Stace grew, my relationship with hs gf (who went to college 2 hours away) crumbled. I didn't feel like taking the train to see her... when I did all I could think about was Stacey... etc.  While hanging out late one night Stace let it slip that she liked me. So I was stuck having to choose between a girl that regularly fought with me on the phone for 2-3 hours at a time, or someone that I really enjoyed being with. It wasn't a difficult choice. So that was the 24th of November, 2002.

The relationship itself has been fairly smooth. I think the fact that it was built on friendship and respect is a huge key. We were on the same campus for 4 years in college, then only 1 hour away when we were in grad school, now we're separated by a 5 hour flight while I work in NC while she finishes school in MI. I think the fact that we both go out of our ways to do small things to make the other person feel special, aka a good morning text, a goodnight phone call, a surprise in the mail, and occasional visits make the distance easier to deal with. And thats what we were like when we lived together as well.

Thats probably more than you wanted to know, but if a guy like me (loud, abrasive, polish, meathead, frat boy) can get an amazing girl, you guys (and girls) shouldn't have a problem :)


I've told you this before Norbert, but I'm so so happy for you!

Yes you have, and it means a lot. Having a great gf along with great buddies/e-buddies makes me a pretty happy guy.
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2216 on: 21 Sep 2009, 21:33 »

Seriously, RedLion, if you're spending that much money anyway, a few bucks more for a nice little present won't hurt.

Hey Nobo, congratulations! (if I haven't said that before)
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2217 on: 21 Sep 2009, 21:34 »

Dear you wanna die thread,

What do i do about back hair.  leave it? wax it? shave it?
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2218 on: 21 Sep 2009, 21:35 »

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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2219 on: 21 Sep 2009, 21:36 »

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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2220 on: 21 Sep 2009, 21:54 »

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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2221 on: 21 Sep 2009, 23:29 »

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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2222 on: 22 Sep 2009, 00:24 »

get tribal patterns shaved into it
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2223 on: 22 Sep 2009, 00:27 »

(just like kanye's head!)
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2224 on: 22 Sep 2009, 00:33 »

Goddammit Eris I just got sucked into a trance by your avatar for like 2 minutes

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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2225 on: 22 Sep 2009, 00:48 »

O rly?
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2226 on: 22 Sep 2009, 01:31 »

Yours doesn't have as many flashing lights but....

oh fuck they're in sync fuck nooooo
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2227 on: 22 Sep 2009, 02:59 »

(they aren't, actually)


(they can't be, seeing as how they are at different speeds)
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2228 on: 22 Sep 2009, 03:00 »

They were doing pretty good opposites for like 15 seconds. It was horrifying.
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2229 on: 22 Sep 2009, 04:10 »

They'll line up and go out of sync in strange patterns like some kind of twisted Steve Reich composition
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2230 on: 22 Sep 2009, 04:20 »

Dear you wanna die thread,

What do i do about back hair.  leave it? wax it? shave it?

I think it depends on your back hair to chest hair situation. If you are super hairy all around, then waxing/shaving your back will just look weird. If you have a super hair chest, but only some spots of back hair (like me), then just shave the areas on your back that you are unhappy with. Waxing isn't really all that painful, but its expensive. Then again, there are certain areas you cannot reach with a razor.


also: thank you everyone :)
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Re: Please, Just Let Me Die Already
« Reply #2231 on: 22 Sep 2009, 05:00 »

THIS THREAD
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