Topic: WCT: March 9-13, 2009 (Read 35474 times)

Is it cold in here? · « **on:** 08 Mar 2009, 23:11 »

It's after midnight and there doesn't seem to be a WCT yet.

Mr. Penston · « **Reply #1 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 23:31 »

Well then...

I suppose this week we'll see Faye unhinge her jaw and eat Sven alive?!
We can only hope.

Lost Coastlines · « **Reply #2 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 23:32 »

Quote from: Mr. Penston on 08 Mar 2009, 23:31

Well then...

I suppose this week we'll see Faye unhinge her jaw and eat Sven alive?!
We can only hope.

Oh dear Lord I hope not. Haven't you seen those pictures of a python trying to eat an alligator? Seriously disgusting.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #3 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 23:35 »

At any rate we may see Faye unhinged.

Nightson · « **Reply #4 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 00:01 »

Hah, Steve's shirt.

D · « **Reply #5 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 00:06 »

Was that his reward from The US Department of Kicking Your Ass?

Tybalt · « **Reply #6 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 00:12 »

Kazukagii · « **Reply #7 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 00:13 »

Glad to see Hanners noticed Steve's bread. I mean beard. Yeah, beard. That had nothing to do with toast. Or grain. Or bread! NO, BEARD! I SAID BEARD.

Nice bread.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #8 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 00:14 »

Hannelore's subconscious is something I would wish on my worst enemy.

Tybalt · « **Reply #9 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 00:17 »

subconscious??

cory54321 · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 00:21 »

Great, now I'm going to imagine bugs inside peoples' beards.
Wait, this is also reminding me of Oogie Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas. O_O

Tybalt, your icons are always mesmerizing.

assface420 · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 00:26 »

Quote from: Nightson on 09 Mar 2009, 00:01

Hah, Steve's shirt.

I'll second that.
I want one.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #12 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 00:53 »

I voted VespAvenger, although technically, she was probably hired by the USDoKYA before Steve.

fifthfiend · « **Reply #13 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 01:02 »

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Hanners awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

714 · « **Reply #14 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 01:04 »

OMG, you all may hate me and think this is lame but wouldn't Hanners/Steve be an interesting concept? Him with his women issues and her with her...issues...

I don't know, I probably think i am lame as well. It just jumped right out at me as I read the comic.

I'm done now.

Doug S. Machina · « **Reply #15 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 01:04 »

Clearly Hannelore's mind is a terrifying place. Also:

Quote from: Nightson on 09 Mar 2009, 00:01

Hah, Steve's shirt.

Quote from: 714 on 09 Mar 2009, 01:04

OMG, you all may hate me and think this is lame but wouldn't Hanners/Steve be an interesting concept? Him with his women issues and her with her...issues...

I don't know, I probably think i am lame as well. It just jumped right out at me as I read the comic.

I'm done now.

It'd be interesting.

Darke · « **Reply #16 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 01:18 »

I would part with disgusting amounts of money for Steve's shirt.

atimholt · « **Reply #17 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 01:19 »

Dang, I came on here to mention Steve's shirt. I'll just add to the conversation:
I also think (or at least like to think) that the shirt is confirmation of his government work.
I'd maybe buy that. Except I'm saving all my money to buy an expensive musical instrument that I'm way too excited about, to the point where I link to it in forum posts that have nothing at all to do with it.

Thaes · « **Reply #18 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 01:28 »

That bread-strip was hilarious in so many ways. Or then it was very hilarious, but only in one way.

One of the things more amusing than that is imagining Hanners with a bushy beard. Which I shall be doing every time someone mentions "HanTai".

lauren! · « **Reply #19 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 01:39 »

I would buy Steve's shirt as well. It's better than the one I'm wearing right now, which reads: I commented in a forum where I had nothing insightful to add to the conversation, and all I got were some bitchy responses.

~~Schmorgluck~~ · « **Reply #20 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 02:05 »

All you need is loaf.

Mojo · « **Reply #21 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 02:21 »

Hm. Out of curiosity, when WAS the last time Steve and Hannelore were in a strip together? Quite some time ago, I think...

justfornothing · « **Reply #22 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 02:39 »

Anyone else notice Marten's gay-but-not-awkward-about-it pose in the first panel?

Also could be a touching-himself-in-a-nonchalant-way pose.

fifthfiend · « **Reply #23 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 03:27 »

Quote from: justfornothing on 09 Mar 2009, 02:39

Anyone else notice Marten's gay-but-not-awkward-about-it pose in the first panel?

Also could be a touching-himself-in-a-nonchalant-way pose.

Dude, what?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #24 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 04:21 »

Hanelore's reaction should be good for Steve's ego - I mean what self respecting man doesn't want women to stop dead in their tracks, point and scream?

Headwoünd · « **Reply #25 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 05:54 »

She should see his hopeless-drunk-beard.

And I agree, that is pretty much a strange pose to sit in. It says "Cheerio Sir, I could not help but make myself comfortable, as you undoubtedly might already have noticed from a fairly far distance. Care to share a spot of tea and corpulate in a messy entanglement of limbs afterwards?"

Yeah.

Billberryjuice · « **Reply #26 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 06:24 »

H+S: SO gonna happen

p.s. jeph - definitely sell us steve's shirt...you'll make millions!

~~mehmeh~~ · « **Reply #27 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 06:40 »

For some reason Jeph neglected to post the full bread comic, so at great personal expense and effort I have faithfully restored it.

ecstaticjoy · « **Reply #28 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 07:23 »

LOL! "I destroyed a secret underground lair and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"!!!!!! Awesome.

Thanks Jeph!

Kazukagii · « **Reply #29 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 07:26 »

I wonder if the CIA actually gives those out. You know, you help the CIA blow up some evil doers lair, defeat all his minions, and still come home to talk about it. Then you turn around for your paycheck, and what does the CIA give you? A T-shirt. A T-shirt that says it all.

cheapskates...

The Joker · « **Reply #30 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 10:44 »

Quote from: Darke on 09 Mar 2009, 01:18

I would part with disgusting amounts of money for Steve's shirt.

Seconded.

And thirded.

That's how much I want it.

maddness · « **Reply #31 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 11:36 »

Quote from: justfornothing on 09 Mar 2009, 02:39

Anyone else notice Marten's gay-but-not-awkward-about-it pose in the first panel?

Also could be a touching-himself-in-a-nonchalant-way pose.

On the first part, not getting the gay, but I am wondering what his foot could be resting on. On the second part, I'm kind of with you. it looks like his hand is either part-way under his shirt or his fingers are turned in resting roughly on his equipemnt. I find both positions mildly suspect.

YokoShippo · « **Reply #32 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 12:03 »

First thought after reading this comic: Hmmm, Hanner hates hair... I wonder if she prefers tiling to a carpet.

Of course I realized that, should anyone ever ask her that, she would reply with a "Of course I do, it's so much easier to clean," and completely miss the double entendre.

At this point it all just reminded me of http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=545 this comic

Mojo · « **Reply #33 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 12:15 »

Actually, they covered this before. Her actual comment was something to the effect of it being easier to keep hardwood clean. I'll see if I can find it.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #34 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 12:23 »

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=633

Mojo · « **Reply #35 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 12:48 »

Ah, there you go. SO.... Raven's a Fleshlight, and Hannelore is a Realdoll?

Wow, it's strange the places this comic takes you....

TheHappyBerry · « **Reply #36 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 13:13 »

Quote from: maddness on 09 Mar 2009, 11:36

On the first part, not getting the gay, but I am wondering what his foot could be resting on. On the second part, I'm kind of with you. it looks like his hand is either part-way under his shirt or his fingers are turned in resting roughly on his equipemnt. I find both positions mildly suspect.

Maybe he just really missed Steve and is really glad he's back....

maddness · « **Reply #37 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 13:22 »

Quote from: Mojo on 09 Mar 2009, 12:15

Actually, they covered this before. Her actual comment was something to the effect of it being easier to keep hardwood clean. I'll see if I can find it.

That's if you have it sealed with polyurethane and checked on the regular. Otherwise it's a porous surface with grooves in between the boards. Not only do those grooves gather dust, mites and gunk, they're a great for small bugs to hide in. We won't even get into termites.

Norton Quintessential · « **Reply #38 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 13:28 »

...And Tuesday, someone points that out to Hannelore.

raoullefere · « **Reply #39 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 13:30 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 08 Mar 2009, 23:11

It's after midnight and there doesn't seem to be a WCT yet.

That's because some of us can't tell if one's been made, and lack the cajones to make one for fear there might be two WCTs for one week. If there ever were, of course, the universe might instantly implode. We don't wish to risk it. I hate the new 'all in one' QC Discussion. Yes, hate it. Bleah.

I have to say I don't recall ever getting bugs in my ~~bread~~ ~~breed~~ ~~broad~~ face-brush.

I dearly loved the alternate comic.

Doug S. Machina · « **Reply #40 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 16:09 »

Quote from: atimholt on 09 Mar 2009, 01:19

I'd maybe buy that. Except I'm saving all my money to buy an expensive musical instrument that I'm way too excited about, to the point where I link to it in forum posts that have nothing at all to do with it.

That looks awesome, in a "What the hell is that?" way. Is it unusually difficult to play?

Quote from: raoullefere on 09 Mar 2009, 13:30

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 08 Mar 2009, 23:11
It's after midnight and there doesn't seem to be a WCT yet.
That's because some of us can't tell if one's been made, and lack the cajones to make one for fear there might be two WCTs for one week. If there ever were, of course, the universe might instantly implode. We don't wish to risk it. I hate the new 'all in one' QC Discussion. Yes, hate it. Bleah.

We could just do what the xkcd forums do: several posters make a comic thread, the first one wins and the others sink into oblivion (or get nuked, I guess). Then the other thread-makers complain about being ninja'd.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #41 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 16:39 »

Quote from: 714 on 09 Mar 2009, 01:04

OMG, you all may hate me and think this is lame but wouldn't Hanners/Steve be an interesting concept? Him with his women issues and her with her...issues...

Maybe if Hanners were on her meds from her introduction, and Steve was being his usual charming self, with maybe a touch of alcohol.

I could see it.

I could see Hanners waking up next to Steve and freaking the hell out, and him ending up in the hallway naked covering his genitalia, with Hanners screaming "Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!" from inside her apartment.

The only way to top that off would be a sleepy looking Faye peeking out to see what's wrong, seeing Steve naked outside Hanners' door, and fearing the worst.

The potential for a story arc is frightening.

S

championofkhorne · « **Reply #42 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 16:47 »

it would work if hanners was herself in the beginning of her intro

since then she suddenly and violently jumped off the deep end.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #43 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 17:47 »

Yeah, she was on some heavy-duty meds.

It'd be interesting to see her on those meds again, maybe get into a little trouble, then get off the meds and try to cope.

Hanners has SOOOO much potential.

S

championofkhorne · « **Reply #44 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 17:56 »

UNLIMITED POTENTIAL UNLIMITED POTENTIAL UNLIMITED POTENTIAL

Zingoleb · « **Reply #45 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 19:36 »

Megatar sounds like a Chapman Stick, only with a worse name.

Megatar sounds like an 80's hair band with all 'fro and no substance.

ModernRonin · « **Reply #46 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 20:20 »

> an 80's hair band with all 'fro and no substance.

As opposed to the other kind of 80's hair band? ;]

jordinyc · « **Reply #47 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 20:31 »

For all the QC fans who enjoy YouTube Poops (yes, both of you). Sorry Jeph but I couldn't resist.

http://s195.photobucket.com/albums/z298/jordinyc/?action=view&current=1355toast.png

MrMonk · « **Reply #48 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 20:34 »

Quote from: mehmeh on 09 Mar 2009, 06:40

For some reason Jeph neglected to post the full bread comic, so at great personal expense and effort I have faithfully restored it.

Love today's strip, and the title is hilarious. (Clue: think "bread")

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #49 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 20:54 »

First of all, did you have to post the picture and a link? Second of all, I don't get it at all. Explain.

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