Topic: Last Meal (Read 8689 times)

Cartilage Head · « **on:** 15 Mar 2009, 15:10 »

What would your last meal be? Pick any four food items.

My last meal would consist of

-Kalimari
-Waffles
-Hashbrowns
-Hummus

snalin · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 15:13 »

Ecstasy
Heroin
Cocaine
Crystal Meth

Because if you are going to die anyways, being doped out of your fucking mind and overdosing doesn't seem like a bad idea.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 15:15 »

Sushi, curry, some fancy cheeses, and probably some calamari or other seafood thing as you said.
If drinks are allowed then I would replace the seafood with sake or a biting red wine.

Then I would die of satisfaction.

Put mushrooms into that somewhere too.

Oh, and fit sapa in there too, since I'm going to die anyway.

nobo · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 15:33 »

chicago deep dish pepperoni pizza
big fat steak medium rare with blue cheese
curly fries
cadbury mini eggs for desert

Christophe · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 15:43 »

Something that contains a lot of cheese and a lot of bacon.

negative creep · « **Reply #5 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 15:55 »

Something with a lot of onions. I love onions, but they make me feel sick a few hours later. Execution will prevent sickness!

axerton · « **Reply #6 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 16:43 »

Morten Bay Bug
Smoked salmon
Large rib eye steak (blue)
Side of ceaser salad

....it is somewhat ironic that my last meal would be healthier than my average meal.

KvP · « **Reply #7 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 16:54 »

A 2-mile long vermicelli pasta that I can slurp up for awhile.

Patrick · « **Reply #8 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 17:24 »

Thirty-five 42.oz tri-tip steaks, Santa Maria style, and I want to spice them.

I mean if they're gonna execute me, I want my last meal to not only be goddamn delicious, but I also want it to last a long, long time. I kindof enjoy life, you know?

evernew · « **Reply #9 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 17:41 »

Home-made cheeseburger with a patty made from Kobe beef (I won't be there to pick up the tab so what the hell)
My mom's lasagna
My old nanny's apple slice mini-pancakes
And about 30 tabs of acid

RedLion · « **Reply #10 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 19:05 »

Grilled chicken in a white wine sauce with goat cheese on top (might sound nasty, but it's delicious)

Lila · « **Reply #11 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 19:24 »

mango lhassi
cheddar-romaine-mustard sandwich (this also might sound disgusting, but it's absolutely delicious)
the best honey crisp apple you ever did see.
lemon gelato.

tania · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 19:27 »

probably just a really gooey cheesy pizza with some garlic bread and wings. then a hot fudge sundae for dessert. i know it's not fancy in any way but i can't think of anything else that would put me in a happier mood the day i'm gonna die.

Zanzan · « **Reply #13 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 19:32 »

IKEA meatballs menu from Sweden, Peppe's Pizza from Norway. Can't think of anything else.

What about drinks?

If yes, Julmust & Cider from Sweden. xD

Johnny C · « **Reply #14 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 19:34 »

Slow-smoked ribs in a whiskey-bbq sauce, roast potatoes, corn on the cob and a caesar salad. Serve with a tall cola, on ice.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #15 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 19:37 »

Comfort food!!
rhubarb pie
mom's macaroni and cheese
scalloped potatoes and ham (my 11 year old cousin had to learn to write a formal letter in school and mail it to someone so he picked me and just talked about how awesome my grandma's scalloped potatoes and ham were)
better than sex cake!

Allybee · « **Reply #16 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 19:51 »

caprese salad, sourdough bread, tofu pad thai (without beansprouts), chocolate malted milkshake.

Johnny C · « **Reply #17 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 21:01 »

What if the first one doesn't taste any good, man? Then you wasted it! Not prudent.

MrBlu · « **Reply #18 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 21:11 »

Fried Chicken.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #19 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 21:24 »

I was going to google what mixture of chemicals would, when ingested, cause my body to become an explosive.

Then I thought better of googling that specific inquiry.

Johnny C · « **Reply #20 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 21:31 »

Pop rocks and Coke, Ozy. Pop rocks and Coke.

Quote from: Ptommydski on 15 Mar 2009, 21:22

That's why they are assorted.

Different races, genders, method of cooking - that kind of thing.

On a kebab would be excellent.

I'm not sure the taste difference between a black baby and a white baby would be the difference between a drumstick and a breast, man.

Reed · « **Reply #21 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 21:47 »

You must be a fan of Jonathan Swift.

Johnny C · « **Reply #22 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 22:31 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 15 Mar 2009, 21:39

Are you really going to sit there and tell me that a braised Afro-Caribbean baby would taste the same as a grilled Anglo-Saxon baby?

Were either of them free-range?

De_El · « **Reply #23 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 22:34 »

two blunts
A piece of pecorino and a wine to match, maybe a Brunello
chips and guacamole
provolone, bacon and chicken tenders on toasted wheat bread
gnocchi in a tomato cream sauce
possibly another blunt; I dunno if I could actually eat this much food if I wanted to.
and yeah, maybe some human baby. out of curiosity. Maybe make a pate out of some part of it.
a shit ton of ben and jerry's ice cream

LittleKey · « **Reply #24 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 22:38 »

macaroni with rich cheese sauce covered in applewood smoked bacon bits (basically take macaroni and cheese, make it fancy, and add bacon), and mashed potatoes with cheese in them like i used to eat when i was younger (major nostalgia factor, not to mention delicious). a tall glass filled with (in order) a layer of red jello, a layer of whipped cream, layer of blue jello, layer of whipped cream, layer of green jello (also nostalgic, my grandma made this for me once and for some reason the memory is still with me), and wash it all down with a jones soda brand cream soda (original glass bottle and everything). that, my friends, is the closest one can get to heaven in one meal.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #25 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 23:08 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 15 Mar 2009, 21:39

Are you really going to sit there and tell me that a braised Afro-Caribbean baby would taste the same as a grilled Anglo-Saxon baby?

Dude, you're crazy. I'm eating hypothetical babies but you're crazy.

Negroes is a delishious race.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #26 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 00:22 »

2 full racks of pork ribs in a smoky BBQ sauce with mashed potatoes and onion rings. At least 3 large chocolate milkshakes and a large stack of waffles with ice cream, maple syrup and chocolate sauce for dessert.

McTaggart · « **Reply #27 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 00:44 »

I'd skip it.

Jace · « **Reply #28 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 01:05 »

The Luther Burger.

MrBlu · « **Reply #29 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 01:36 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 15 Mar 2009, 21:39

Are you really going to sit there and tell me that a braised Afro-Caribbean baby would taste the same as a grilled Anglo-Saxon baby?

Stay away from my children.

Patrick · « **Reply #30 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 02:19 »

You know, I have heard that the human body is very similar to a pig's. I've heard that the flavor of human meat is much like pork, even. If you spice it properly, you could maybe make a nice goddamn meal.

I mean, depending on the laws of your country and how they interact with your religious beliefs, what you did to deserve the death penalty may or may not be getting you into hell anyway, so why not go the final yard?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #31 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 04:03 »

If electrical chair then two pints of petrol (unsure how much damage this would do), then either 20 mcdonalds cheezburgers or pieces of chicken cottage fried chicken, a bowl of smack and a large coke.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #32 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 04:23 »

2 fried chickens... and a coke.

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #33 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 06:34 »

Pizza, probably. With some really good cheese on it. A good pizza is nothing but for a good cheese.

Also, a bottle of Scotch. Old scotch, preferably. Something that comes in excessive amounts of packaging. If I'm going to die, I may as not remember it in the morning.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #34 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 07:30 »

A cake made out of knives
Four portions of that, followed by wine and anthrax

Caleb · « **Reply #35 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 07:51 »

Quote from: nobo on 15 Mar 2009, 15:33

big fat steak medium rare with blue cheese

Not rare?

Or do you mean good steakhouse medium rare? (which would be considered rare pretty much everywhere else.

Since Ptommydski is going the Long Pork route... Well I would ask for something extinct, something insanely rare or the sweetmeats from the bastard judge who sentenced me. Anything to delay my well deserved demise.

Trollstormur · « **Reply #36 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 07:53 »

can i choose pussy?

pussy and sushi.

Hat · « **Reply #37 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 08:29 »

Cocaine and a nice steak followed by a visit from a woman of questionable morality with more cocaine.

michaelicious · « **Reply #38 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 09:02 »

I ask for a fruit cup. I stand alone in the middle of the room, my trembling hands struggling to remove the lid. Bits of pear strewn about me on the floor the result of my entire ruined body heaving with sobs of fear or maybe remorse. The salty sweet mixture of tears and the syrup dribbling down my chin the last thing I taste.

Patrick · « **Reply #39 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 09:04 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Mar 2009, 04:23

2 fried chickens... and a coke.

"We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants. They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'. The tall one wants white toast, dry, with nothin' on it. And the short one wants four whole fried chickens, and a Coke."

God I love that movie.

dujek · « **Reply #40 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 09:53 »

Lamb Vindaloo
Chicken Madras
3 bean Chilli
Chicken in Black Bean Sauce

If I'm going I'm taking everyone in the room with me.

Katherine · « **Reply #41 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 14:21 »

A foot-high stack of papadums
mattar paneer
macaroni and cheese
Ben n Jerrys Creme Brulee ice cream

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #42 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 14:34 »

Quote from: Trollstormur on 16 Mar 2009, 07:53

can i choose pussy?

pussy and sushi.

I'm not seeing much of a difference here. (The joke is that I'm insulting women.)

squawk · « **Reply #43 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 17:22 »

Naples pizza, something Filipino and awesome (hard to pick), fried flounder, the best ice cream possible (currently undetermined).

Slick · « **Reply #44 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 18:17 »

Emily Haines.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #45 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 21:16 »

Fettucine Bolognaise with lots of tasty cheese
Warm foccacia smothered with herb and garlic butter
Tiramisu

And to finish off, a good strong cup of English Breakfast tea and a vanilla cupcake swirled with pink buttercream icing.

clockworkjames · « **Reply #46 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 06:29 »

Forget my previous post, 100 bags of jelly unbearables from the natural confectionary co. and an xbox.

Tybalt · « **Reply #47 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 08:11 »

I think I would be too busy rubbing my face all over my cats to eat. So the meal before that would be unhealthy and/or boring.

Wardial3r · « **Reply #48 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 09:03 »

Sourdough Toast
Scrambled Eggs
Bacon
Orange Juice
Coffee

or......

Double Meat Animal Style
Fries
Vanilla Shake

Avec · « **Reply #49 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 22:17 »

Quote from: Trollstormur on 16 Mar 2009, 07:53

can i choose pussy?

pussy and sushi.

Physically eating the a vagina doesn't sound good.

I'd have a salad with a water. You know, to look fit when I'm dead.

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