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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #50 on: 17 Mar 2009, 22:49 »

Wouldn't work. Diets take a while to show any effect at all.
Although I guess the howevermany years stuck on death row would give you time enough to work out a bit, and it's not like people actually want seconds of the prison food.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #51 on: 18 Mar 2009, 05:10 »

- Kobe beef done teppan style.  It is absolutely delicious beef cooked and eaten in a slow, luxurious process where a dude cooks it in front of you and serves it to you and talks to you about how best to bring out the different flavours and you savour every bite with different combinations of seasonings.
- To go with it: Bottle of Belvedere Vodka and a bucket of ice plus a drinking glass.
- For dessert: affogato made with Caffe di Gabriel espresso and Peters ye olde extra creamy vanilla ice cream
- For afters: cyanide pill (fuck you man, i'll kill myself)


alternative comedic answer:

- find me a 24 hr Sizzler and I'll take the all-you-can-eat salad bar.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #52 on: 18 Mar 2009, 10:57 »

I was joking about the salad.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #53 on: 18 Mar 2009, 13:02 »

Human flesh ... or some sort of endangered species

Something that you normally wouldn't get
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #54 on: 18 Mar 2009, 14:48 »

Sausages, wrapped in Bacon, with gammon, roast potatoes and veggies.

and as I don't have desert... probably my mothers bolognase. (hey, why not have two main courses)
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #55 on: 18 Mar 2009, 14:57 »

eating my fingers like they're just another meal,
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #56 on: 21 Mar 2009, 15:23 »

Gin and tonic
Sauvignon blanc
Shiraz
More gin and tonic

I assume I won't live to see the hangover.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #57 on: 22 Mar 2009, 05:57 »

To start, I'd smoke a really big bowl of really nice weed.
Dinner:
My mom's home-made vegetable soup with warm, new bread
Bacon cheeseburger with onion straws
Mashed potatoes
Asparagus
Caesar salad

For dessert there would be cranberry pudding with vanilla butter sauce.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #58 on: 22 Mar 2009, 06:18 »

Mashed potatoes

Really? I've never managed to figure out the appeal of mashed potato. The texture is just a non event and it's just such an excercise to eat. It drains all the character out of the vegetable and leaves you with nothing more than a lump of carbohydrates. I guess you can use it as a base for other flavours but surely something with some texture to speak of will just do it better?
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #59 on: 22 Mar 2009, 06:20 »

Clearly you have never been stoned out of your gourd and just stone cold eaten a big fuck off bowl of mashed potatoes.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #60 on: 22 Mar 2009, 09:30 »

Clearly you have never been stoned out of your gourd and just stone cold eaten a big fuck of anything you lay your eyes on.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #61 on: 23 Mar 2009, 20:53 »

Double Meat Animal Style
Fries
Vanilla Shake

Unless some other place does "animal style", you must know the joys (and semi-disturbing hidden bible passages on food wrappers and cup rims) of In & Out Burger.  Damn, I miss that place.  Lived about a mile away from one in California... now there's none closer than about 500 miles.  Don't think I haven't been tempted to drive it, either.  In & Out burgers are awesome.  I just went on a road trip home for spring break, and made sure I stopped in a town with an In & Out on the way back.  Had to get a fix, but now I'm jonesing for it, man.


Anyway, my last meal would be as follows:

- A big platter of corned beef hash over scrambled eggs, the hash all browned to a crust on one side the way it's supposed to be.
- A bottle of Maker's Mark
- A pack of Black & Milds (and a lighter)

- A small shiv hidden under the eggs. 

If my ticket's gettin' punched, I'm damn well goin' out the way I came into this world: 
Screaming and covered in someone else's blood.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #62 on: 24 Mar 2009, 20:19 »

All you can eat shrimp
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #63 on: 25 Mar 2009, 07:04 »

10 Twinkie's
1 Baconator
1 Heartstopper pizza (it has Ground beef, ham and kebab)
1 mcrib
24 Two dogs beer
2 High & Mighty Beer of the Gods

after this i want to take little nap and when i wake up i want drugs, more booze and insanely sex.

When i pass out after all this i want that my unconscious body is dropped from high as possible to the north pole.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #64 on: 25 Mar 2009, 12:43 »

Double Meat Animal Style
Fries
Vanilla Shake

Unless some other place does "animal style", you must know the joys (and semi-disturbing hidden bible passages on food wrappers and cup rims) of In & Out Burger.  Damn, I miss that place.  Lived about a mile away from one in California... now there's none closer than about 500 miles.  Don't think I haven't been tempted to drive it, either.  In & Out burgers are awesome.  I just went on a road trip home for spring break, and made sure I stopped in a town with an In & Out on the way back.  Had to get a fix, but now I'm jonesing for it, man.


Anyway, my last meal would be as follows:

- A big platter of corned beef hash over scrambled eggs, the hash all browned to a crust on one side the way it's supposed to be.
- A bottle of Maker's Mark
- A pack of Black & Milds (and a lighter)

- A small shiv hidden under the eggs. 

If my ticket's gettin' punched, I'm damn well goin' out the way I came into this world: 
Screaming and covered in someone else's blood.


Yeah man.  In n out.  So delicious.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #65 on: 11 May 2009, 16:25 »

Immortality pill
Some truffles
Ambrosia
An exotic egg?

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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #66 on: 11 May 2009, 16:29 »

The barbecued genitals of my executioner.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #67 on: 11 May 2009, 16:55 »

Water!
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #68 on: 11 May 2009, 18:11 »

I request this thread be renamed "Food Porn" for the sake of those of us who are hungry and without food.

I read this, slapped myself, and went to cook a giant pot of pasta bolognese.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #69 on: 12 May 2009, 11:53 »

Stop making me hungry, people


I'm gonna have some pickles now. Cos pickles are amazing
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #70 on: 12 May 2009, 11:57 »

Awww man pickled onions. last time I was at the shops I forgot to buy some. GUTTED
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #71 on: 12 May 2009, 12:44 »

Any of these motherfucking sandwhiches.

Any of them.

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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #72 on: 12 May 2009, 15:31 »

Dudes, Spaghetti-Os.




Also Tuna sushi, Irish Breakfast tea, and a classy slice of Key Lime Pie.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #73 on: 13 May 2009, 16:40 »

I wish I was on death row everyday. I could have so much food
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #74 on: 13 May 2009, 18:25 »

Lasagne, a yam tempura roll and a spicy tuna roll (pickled ginger but no wasabi please), poutine, jerk pork and/or oxtail stew with rice and peas and a salad with nuts and apples and cranberries and all the good bits.

Also an ice cream sundae with all the toppings. The ice cream, the whipped cream and both the caramel and chocolate sauce should be made from scratch, using, where applicable, cream from the local dairy.

I'd have to have pretty small portions of everything, I guess, 'cause I'd be pissed if I was too full for the ice cream.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #75 on: 14 May 2009, 00:43 »

Don't worry, you wouldn't suffer a stomachache long.
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