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Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« on: 01 Apr 2009, 05:35 »

Gather round children, step up to my crystal ball and I will draw how you will end up shuffling off this mortal coil, for I am Gilead Machiavelli, SEER OF THE UNKNOWN!

First up is Andy, her hair grew so giant and thick that it has sucked the life out of her and gained sentience.

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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #1 on: 01 Apr 2009, 05:40 »

Get a real goddamn job

Oh so in case you couldn't tell that means draw me, bro-dawg-dude.
« Last Edit: 01 Apr 2009, 05:44 by David_Dovey »
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #2 on: 01 Apr 2009, 05:43 »

Oh oh, draw me!



(And no, I will not die of an exploding lutefisk, shut up Tom.)
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #3 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:05 »

hey I'm getting in early this time so yeah, prophet of doom, depict my demise
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #4 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:13 »

Dovey spontaneously combusts after being curse by a mysterious and handsome wizard.


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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #5 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:16 »

Draw my death!

Pretty please
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #6 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:17 »

Would you mind drawing my (possibly untimely) demise? If you have the time behind all the other requests that is.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #7 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:22 »

Will you please draw the end of my life?
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #8 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:34 »

my end I wish to see. especially if it's entertaining.

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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #9 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:48 »

Vern (and any other new/lurker forumites planing on posting here) you do realise that it would be kinda hard for tom to draw you considering you've never actually posted a picture of yourself, and no one on the forums know particularly much about you.

(you can tell when I've actually got work to be doing because I'm posting at like 10 times my normal rate)
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #10 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:51 »

Ooo, pick me pick me!
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #11 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:52 »

Kris is stabbed from an alleyway by a vicious fjord.

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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #12 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:53 »

Dovey spontaneously combusts after being curse by a mysterious and handsome wizard.

It's cos I got those boots isn't it
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #13 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:54 »

You should have gotten those boots with +5 flame resistance.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #14 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:54 »

Dovey spontaneously combusts after being curse by a mysterious and handsome wizard.

It's cos I got those boots isn't it

All that was left was a pair of smoking boots, which mysteriously dissapeared soon after.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #15 on: 01 Apr 2009, 06:54 »

You've never drawn me! Please draw me!
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #16 on: 01 Apr 2009, 07:02 »

Yes, I too, would like to be reminded that I will die one day
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #17 on: 01 Apr 2009, 07:06 »

Dammit now I'm gonna have to watch my back every time I am near the Oslo fjord.

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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #18 on: 01 Apr 2009, 07:08 »

Oh wait I live near the Oslo fjord and I'm wearing the exact same outfit as in the prediction. Oh crap.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #19 on: 01 Apr 2009, 07:17 »

I missed the last drawing thread.
Draw me givin' up the ghost! Pleeease :)
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #20 on: 01 Apr 2009, 07:17 »

Me, tom!
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #21 on: 01 Apr 2009, 07:18 »

Tell me my guitar explodes after rocking out too much.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #22 on: 01 Apr 2009, 07:47 »

Man I would definitely like to know how I will die.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #23 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:01 »

OMG - Dovey was zapped by Tom posing as a wizard and Kris was murdered by The Question!
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #24 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:03 »

I was hoping to be killed by the question.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #25 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:04 »

Kris was murdered by The Question!

Huh I guess he went rogue
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #26 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:05 »

tom you know you gotta draw me
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #27 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:06 »

Huh I guess he went rogue

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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #28 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:17 »

Do me.





I like funny death stories.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #29 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:31 »

 Fuck you Gilead.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #30 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:40 »

I guess I will post here but you will run out of steam before you get to me, why do you do this?
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #31 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:44 »

He already drew you, so thbbbbbbt.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #32 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:46 »

I would ask you to do me, but I mean we all know how I am gonna die haw haw
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #33 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:51 »

Ayn Rand

and i will whisper, "yodelayheehoo"
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #34 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:59 »

Tom, you know things about me, draw how I will die.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #35 on: 01 Apr 2009, 09:10 »

My death will be too mundane to draw.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #36 on: 01 Apr 2009, 09:19 »

Do me!

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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #37 on: 01 Apr 2009, 09:26 »

(The joke is that statement has sexual connotations)
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #38 on: 01 Apr 2009, 09:27 »

I'll pipe up and request a death.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #39 on: 01 Apr 2009, 09:28 »

Gilead I will never die.

(That was not a joke and the 'could' was not necessary)



(ktbp that edit of your post makes my post look confused and I do not appreciate it)
« Last Edit: 01 Apr 2009, 18:59 by Slick »
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #40 on: 01 Apr 2009, 09:28 »

Phil gets the last laugh.
« Last Edit: 01 Apr 2009, 09:34 by Gilead »
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #41 on: 01 Apr 2009, 09:30 »

No Gilead you can't draw how you are going to die that is not allowed
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #42 on: 01 Apr 2009, 11:22 »

Oh hey, this looks fun.  I'll jump in on this.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #43 on: 01 Apr 2009, 11:29 »

I would like one sir, very much sir.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #44 on: 01 Apr 2009, 11:30 »

Just draw this forum in general.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #45 on: 01 Apr 2009, 11:31 »

tom, you didn't even draw me last time. i don't want to ask for you to draw me again, only to have my hopes dashed against the rocks. you broke my heart, tom. you broke my heart.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #46 on: 01 Apr 2009, 11:32 »

you know what the eerie thing is Tom? Last night I had a dream about my hair controlling everything I said.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #47 on: 01 Apr 2009, 11:56 »

me me me!

Get inspiration from my last pic in the photo thread.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #48 on: 01 Apr 2009, 12:36 »

I'd like a go, though I doubt you even know what I look like.
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Re: Gilead the seer: I will draw how you'll die
« Reply #49 on: 01 Apr 2009, 12:56 »

Show me how you're going to kill me, Tom.

Edit: *how I'm going to die
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