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Re: Google trends
« Reply #50 on: 14 Apr 2009, 13:11 »

On a rather sad note: http://www.google.com/trends?q=porn&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

Porn search spikes before Christmas. Every year. So when everyone has happy get-togethers with their families, a lot of sad men spend their time crying and fapping while dreaming of a family and/or a girlfriend to spend Christmas with.

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http://www.google.com/trends?q=questionable+content&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

What happened March 2008?
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #51 on: 14 Apr 2009, 13:23 »

I find it a tad surprising that the three-week old story has only been viewed 1050 times (when I read it).
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #52 on: 14 Apr 2009, 13:49 »

China probably blocked the site so no one that is actually affected by it could know about it.
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #53 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:02 »

I find it a tad surprising that the three-week old story has only been viewed 1050 times (when I read it).

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Re: Google trends
« Reply #54 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:59 »

Oh yes, the year's changed; these things sometimes pass me by...
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #55 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:04 »

It's okay, 2009 doesn't have a World Cup in it so it's not a real year.
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #56 on: 14 Apr 2009, 16:51 »

Nor a Eurocup or an olympics.

That basically makes all odd years not real years.
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #57 on: 14 Apr 2009, 16:57 »

Sweet, then I don't have a real birthday. And I can never get verifiably old.
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #58 on: 15 Apr 2009, 02:52 »

Can't be, those only happen on even years.

(He must be being really tricksy)
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #60 on: 15 Apr 2009, 04:15 »

On a rather sad note: http://www.google.com/trends?q=porn&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

Porn search spikes before Christmas. Every year. So when everyone has happy get-togethers with their families, a lot of sad men spend their time crying and fapping while dreaming of a family and/or a girlfriend to spend Christmas with.

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Re: Google trends
« Reply #61 on: 15 Apr 2009, 04:19 »

Naughty ánd Nice!
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #62 on: 17 Apr 2009, 22:29 »

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Re: Google trends
« Reply #63 on: 18 Apr 2009, 02:23 »

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Re: Google trends
« Reply #64 on: 18 Apr 2009, 05:47 »

What I find most worrying is that 7 out of 10 of the cities that searched for that most were in the British Isles.
(Though it could be because of Ladyboys of Bangkok, does they have that anywhere else?)
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #65 on: 18 Apr 2009, 06:45 »

I think I read somewhere that male to female transexual porn was one of the most common (might have been the most common, can't remember but it was surprisingly popular) subgenres(?) for straight men.
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #66 on: 18 Apr 2009, 12:31 »

seriously can someone please explain to me why "colon" seems to spike hugely in like september and then drop off at christmas
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #67 on: 18 Apr 2009, 13:07 »

Baby Jesus, man. He cries at the sight of buttsecks.

As for September, that's around when football season starts, no?
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #68 on: 18 Apr 2009, 15:17 »

Yup.  For Panama, the Dominican Republic, Argentina...it's all about the football, man.
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #69 on: 20 Apr 2009, 06:08 »

seriously can someone please explain to me why "colon" seems to spike hugely in like september and then drop off at christmas

Baseball playoffs. Bartolo Colon.
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #70 on: 22 Apr 2009, 05:19 »

This is "death" in 2006.

What happened June 2006?

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Re: Google trends
« Reply #71 on: 22 Apr 2009, 05:29 »

may have had something to do with Saddam Hussein being sentanced to death
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #72 on: 23 Apr 2009, 00:58 »



So I guess it's just me then.
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #73 on: 23 Apr 2009, 06:04 »

News Network fight

It's amusing that the biggest spike was when CNN did their "hologram" thing.
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #75 on: 23 Apr 2009, 07:26 »

Check out the 'emo is dead' article slightly before the start of the decline of the popularity of emo. Nice call, Contra Costa Times.
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #76 on: 23 Apr 2009, 08:47 »

The article itself appears to be gone, however.
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #77 on: 23 Apr 2009, 09:02 »

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Re: Google trends
« Reply #78 on: 23 Apr 2009, 10:28 »

A victory for feminism?

Amusing that the death of George Carlin has seemingly been pretty much the only thing to inspire proper news sources to say cunt. Also, I wonder what that christmas 2007 spike was about.

EDIT: http://www.google.com/trends?q=Two+Girls+One+Cup&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

This is a powerful tool for social research. Why are we misusing it so?
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Re: Google trends
« Reply #79 on: 23 Apr 2009, 12:58 »

This thread is so entertaining, i love it
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