Topic: WCT April 6-10 (or March 37-41) (Read 55159 times)

Mad Cat · « **Reply #150 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 23:40 »

MUST HAVE THE DAFT PUNK DISCO DONG - HARDER! BETTER! FASTER! STRONGER!

NOWNOWNOW!

but only if it actually plays One More Time the entire time I'm using it.

jeph · « **Reply #151 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 23:40 »

No.

A) she never says she went to a sex shop

B) it's Faye. she talks a big game. She's probably speaking rhetorically.

Mojo · « **Reply #152 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 00:03 »

Dora looks so excited in that last panel.

ecstaticjoy · « **Reply #153 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 00:25 »

Dear Jeph,
I'd buy it.
Love,
Joy

Shawn · « **Reply #154 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 00:31 »

That's great. Like 5 minutes after I read this strip, "Stronger" by Kayne West started playing on my Pandora station, and I couldn't help but laugh every time the Daft Punk sample came in. "Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!"

Now I've gotta find my iPod and listen to the real Daft Punk version :p

Rocketman · « **Reply #155 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 00:53 »

Quote from: AnalogyShark on 09 Apr 2009, 23:07

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I am willing to bet that pretty much my entire ~~female~~ readership would buy this product.

Fixed. =)

I'll pass, thanks.

*is too chicken to go into a sex store*

St.Clair · « **Reply #156 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 02:03 »

but is it Aerodynamic?

Thaes · « **Reply #157 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 03:33 »

Soon, they will use the "DPDD" to turn the Café of Doom into a café/disco hybrid.

It will be the best thing ever.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #158 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 04:29 »

Quote from: Tinsid on 09 Apr 2009, 23:38

Isn't there a continuity problem here, with Faye having never been to a sex shop but still visibly having clearly used vibrators in the past?

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1011 (last panel)

You can also order them online through various shops.

epitomynut · « **Reply #159 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 04:32 »

Daft Punk Disco Dong? What next, the Rammstein Rein Raus Rod? The Judas Priest Turbo Lover? With enough thought a whole line could be thought up.

Hitch-Hiker · « **Reply #160 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 04:32 »

Daft Punk dildo jokes! I think I can die now.

Mallli_kite · « **Reply #161 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 04:47 »

Well, at least it wasn't the old Erotic Emporium in Casselberry...gah, that place was scary. I went there ONCE with a friend. I think it was the 4 foot high wax candle phallus sitting inside the front door that was *ahem* so intimidating. Ah, I was so young.

Now? Now I'm an old woman and such things no longer intimidate me because they make me laugh. Descriptions on boxes and reviews in catalogs exist to be read aloud at parties in an appropriately throbbing voice, with exclamation points. Or imitating one of those TV ad men, especially that guy with the painted black beard who talks with his hands chopping the air.

There is an eco friendly vibe on the market, too. Has one of those wind up chargers, like the flashlight. Aimed at the green crowd who still want to get off.

Oh, as a note -- males can certainly use vibrators (and do), with or without attachments. Attachments are a WHOLE 'Nuther World.

Rocketman · « **Reply #162 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 04:57 »

Quote from: epitomynut on 10 Apr 2009, 04:32

What next, the Rammstein Rein Raus Rod?

Der Ritt war kurtz
Es tut mir leid
...
muss jetzt zu den anderen Pferden
wollen auch geritten werden

Nah, I doubt it.

Jimor · « **Reply #163 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 05:43 »

The name of the shop, Oh Wow, just randomly made me recall my favorite romance title from my bookselling days: The Virgin Bride Said, "Wow!"

Ghanima Atreides · « **Reply #164 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 05:52 »

I dunno, I'd rather get a Rammstein rod than a Daft Punk one.

I hate Daft Punk.

NotAFanOfFenders · « **Reply #165 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 06:13 »

Did anyone else notice the vibrator with the smiley face above Dora in panel three?

maddness · « **Reply #166 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 07:01 »

Quote from: Jimor on 10 Apr 2009, 05:43

The name of the shop, Oh Wow, just randomly made me recall my favorite romance title from my bookselling days: The Virgin Bride Said, "Wow!"

That's an actually book! I'm very nearly speechless.

Quote

Brady admired everything about his new wife, except for her innocence.

Nice! He admires everything about her except the fact that she's not a ho bag.

My favorite is the one where The Greek Tycoon's Virgin Mistress has The Sheiks Secret Baby.

I took my aunt to one of those sex shops for women and she was red-faced almost the entire time we were there. She did like the guy inside who carded her. She found it flattering.

The best toy shop I ever went to was in boys town. It was neither wearhousey or froofy. They also had fun window displays. I'll never forget the one with a herd of inflatable sheep and the leather-clad shepherd.

LTK · « **Reply #167 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 08:42 »

Now you mention that, there is one sex shop story I recall being told by my uncle. They also had inflatable sheep that went 'Baa' when you poked into the hole in the back. O_o

sitnspin · « **Reply #168 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 08:45 »

If i was into penetration as a major source of sexual stimulation, i might consider it, but i prefer other methods. I do, however, know a few women who would find it just as appealing as Dora seems to.

Sex shops are fun, though, sans the creepy trench coat guys.

raoullefere · « **Reply #169 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 08:52 »

Quote from: epitomynut on 10 Apr 2009, 04:32

Daft Punk Disco Dong? What next, the Rammstein Rein Raus Rod? The Judas Priest Turbo Lover? With enough thought a whole line could be thought up.

I actually liked "Turbo Lover" *expertly ducks various shoes and refuse thrown at him by 'real' Priest fans*, but, given their album art, a motorized Priest-inspired phake phallus sounds a tad scary. Let's cover the full range, anyway.

Lessee, there should be a Minnie Riperton "Softtouch" that plays "Lovin' You" (she sounds like she's using one on that track, and singing at the same time); a Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight" ('nuff said); an Apocalypse Now: Do You with camo colors that plays Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries." complete with vocal soloist; and a "King Crooner" that plays "Love Me Tender."

Somebody call the RIAA and tell 'em to lay of the MP3's and get on this if they want the big bucks. Oh, wait: too late. http://www.ohmibod.com/ohmibod.html I think I just inadvertently made a playlist for it.

Jimor · « **Reply #170 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 09:24 »

Quote from: maddness on 10 Apr 2009, 07:01

Quote from: Jimor on 10 Apr 2009, 05:43
The name of the shop, Oh Wow, just randomly made me recall my favorite romance title from my bookselling days: The Virgin Bride Said, "Wow!"

That's an actually book! I'm very nearly speechless.

Perhaps more appropriate to the subject in hand <cough> is the runner up: Manaconda. The cover is well worth the clickthrough.

maddness · « **Reply #171 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 09:42 »

I'm generally a fan of Lora Leigh's work, but that title put me off so bad that I've never picked up Manaconda. It just sounds like a Sci-Fi Original. No doubt brought to us by the same guys who thought up Mansquito.

Quote from: raoullefere on 10 Apr 2009, 08:52

I actually liked "Turbo Lover" *expertly ducks various shoes and refuse thrown at him by 'real' Priest fans*, but, given their album art, a motorized Priest-inspired phake phallus sounds a tad scary. Let's cover the full range, anyway.

There's already one that's shaped like a nun and one that's a crucifix. May offend some

raoullefere · « **Reply #172 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 10:15 »

Ah, I was actually talking about the covers depicting oversized engines, huge exhaust pipes, and, for some reason, claws. But whatever.

Steve the Pocket · « **Reply #173 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 10:19 »

Oh lord. The "Smiley Fun Time" in the background. WTF!

Quote from: Fenriswolf on 09 Apr 2009, 13:37

Meh, I don't see sex discussion among friends as weird, even when it's one person's brother. But then, I have been known to harass my mother about poor use of contraception and push condoms on her...

So, which of your siblings was it that you wished had never been born? <j/k>

Mallli_kite · « **Reply #174 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 10:46 »

Quote from: maddness on 10 Apr 2009, 09:42

There's already one that's shaped like a nun and one that's a crucifix. May offend some

Oh, and once upon a time you could find a Baby Jesus Butt Plug -- also one shaped like the Hotai Buddha. Someone had a line of them a few years ago. Something to offend everyone!

I even remember the Good Vibrations (yes, it's a website and it has NOTHING to do with the Beach Boys) had a line of "realistic vegetable' vibrating dildos.

Faye could probably get a recommendation from Pintsize about this one http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-wsr-2338.jpg but you have to supply your own bullet vibe.

jeph · « **Reply #175 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 11:30 »

Quote from: epitomynut on 10 Apr 2009, 04:32

Daft Punk Disco Dong? What next, the Rammstein Rein Raus Rod? The Judas Priest Turbo Lover? With enough thought a whole line could be thought up.

The Metallica "fondly regarded earlier cocks but really lame and terrible newer ones" series of floppy donkey dongs

mastertoast · « **Reply #176 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 12:01 »

So is the shopkeeper blind? A bit too much product testing, perhaps?

The Joker · « **Reply #177 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 13:21 »

Quote from: Kugai on 09 Apr 2009, 23:18

Hmmmmmmm I wonder if the Michael Jackson is the 'Thriller'.

Nope, it's "Beat It". Because you're masturbating? Get it? Ahahahahahaha
...excuse me.

One of my friends went to a club and when "Beat It" came on, he danced through the whole thing doing pelvic thrusts and the "jacking off" gesture. Hilarious.

Norton Quintessential · « **Reply #178 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 13:40 »

Quote from: mastertoast on 10 Apr 2009, 12:01

So is the shopkeeper blind? A bit too much product testing, perhaps?

I think that's just how Jeph draws some eyes. Remember Meena's old-boyfriend-now-new-husband?

(...I don't get it either, just roll with it.)

AnkhWL · « **Reply #179 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 13:56 »

I'm glad the scene was portrayed properly. Faye's thoughts were more along the lines of a porn store, not a sex toy store. The latter caters a lot more to women and are a lot less skeezy well albeit less-drunk workers.

Bravo, Jeph!

Also, yes I would totally get it. Lol!

raoullefere · « **Reply #180 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 14:23 »

Quote from: mastertoast on 10 Apr 2009, 12:01

So is the shopkeeper blind? A bit too much product testing, perhaps?

There are people who look like this. French Stewart (in 3rd Rock from the Sun, anyway) comes to mind. So does Gilbert Gottfried when he's doing his act.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #181 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 14:29 »

Nice touch, making the shop sign in Papyrus font

Near Lurker · « **Reply #182 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 14:46 »

Yeah, this place doesn't seem creepy at all, does it?

In any case, I've always felt there's a nice convenient nook for the vibrator to occupy...

ModernRonin · « **Reply #183 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 15:05 »

Quote from: jeph on 10 Apr 2009, 11:30

Quote from: epitomynut on 10 Apr 2009, 04:32
Daft Punk Disco Dong? What next, the Rammstein Rein Raus Rod? The Judas Priest Turbo Lover? With enough thought a whole line could be thought up.

The Metallica "fondly regarded earlier cocks but really lame and terrible newer ones" series of floppy donkey dongs

Please don't insult donkeys everywhere by comparing their wangs to Death Magentic.

I'm begging you here, man.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #184 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 19:03 »

What would you prefer he compare it to?

maddness · « **Reply #185 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 19:24 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 10 Apr 2009, 19:03

What would you prefer he compare it to?

Snail wangs?

Kugai · « **Reply #186 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 00:54 »

Quote from: The Joker on 10 Apr 2009, 13:21

Quote from: Kugai on 09 Apr 2009, 23:18
Hmmmmmmm I wonder if the Michael Jackson is the 'Thriller'.

Nope, it's "Beat It". Because you're masturbating? Get it? Ahahahahahaha
...excuse me.

One of my friends went to a club and when "Beat It" came on, he danced through the whole thing doing pelvic thrusts and the "jacking off" gesture. Hilarious.

Harley will get you for that Joker. - She and Ivy both.

Hmmmm I wonder, it the AC/DC the Thunderstruck?

raoullefere · « **Reply #187 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 08:24 »

Nah, AC/DC's dildo would be the "Squealer"

She said she'd never been/Never been touched before
She said she'd never been/This far before
She said she'd never liked/To be excited
She said she'd always had/Had to fight it (and she never won)
She said she'd never been/Never been balled before
N' I don't think/She'll ever ball no more (fixed 'er good)

The rest of it might need ...slight alterations

ndperfesser · « **Reply #188 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 10:55 »

I am told that the proper terminology for the merchandise in question is BOB, as in, "All the guys in this bar are either lame or creepy, so it looks like I will be sleeping with BOB tonight."

That's Battery-Operated Boyfriend for the uninitiated.

Milesb · « **Reply #189 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 11:00 »

Which one do you trust more - a man or electricity?

I hope these words are found by an alien race investigating the mysterious end of humankind at some point in the distant future.

maddness · « **Reply #190 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 13:29 »

Well, color me boned, 'cause I don't think you can trust either.

<- Burned by both.

ndperfesser · « **Reply #191 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 15:56 »

There also cases where MOAR POWER are not advisable ... OUCH!

maddness · « **Reply #192 on:** 11 Apr 2009, 16:50 »

That's just the consequences of cheapbastardism. If they had spent the money to buy the proper equipment they could have had MOAR POWER without the er trip and utter humiliation.

Kugai · « **Reply #193 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 00:36 »

Either that, or they watched too many episodes of Tool Time

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #194 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 14:32 »

Quote from: Lost Coastlines on 09 Apr 2009, 15:51

Quote from: bbq on 09 Apr 2009, 05:18
Is it just me or does this feel slightly like fanservice?

Judging by many of the posters, it isn't fan service until Hannelore discovers self-stimulation. One can hope this never, ever happens (or at least is not chronicled in a comic).

This Brain Bleach Moment™ was brought to you courtesy of Lost Coastlines.

Thank you, I think.

S

lisavilisa · « **Reply #195 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 14:44 »

Quote from: Lost Coastlines on 09 Apr 2009, 15:51

Quote from: bbq on 09 Apr 2009, 05:18
Is it just me or does this feel slightly like fanservice?

Judging by many of the posters, it isn't fan service until Hannelore discovers self-stimulation. One can hope this never, ever happens (or at least is not chronicled in a comic).

I believe that was covered in the sexy firemen story arch, started 1219

Ghanima Atreides · « **Reply #196 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 16:02 »

She was just looking at pictures. No self stimulation was mentioned.

MrMonk · « **Reply #197 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 16:04 »

Both of her hands were fully visible at all times.

On a different subject (I swear), I really like Dora's expression in the last panel. Jeph did good.

lisavilisa · « **Reply #198 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 19:48 »

How many people need 20 minutes to just look at pictures? That seems to be pretty specific.

giant_bug · « **Reply #199 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 19:49 »

Quote from: MrMonk on 12 Apr 2009, 16:04

Both of her hands were fully visible at all times.

Silly man, ladies don't have to use their handses.

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