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What was cool about last week?

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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #100 on: 29 Apr 2009, 11:52 »

Also, it's something you don't get to do on a space station.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #101 on: 29 Apr 2009, 12:43 »

lol, yesssss!
even when life is shitty (and everyone can find SOMEthing to complain about) it's always great to have friends on your side. hanners is great in this strip. faye's a lucky girl.

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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #102 on: 29 Apr 2009, 13:45 »

I have nothing to say about today's strip (Apr 29) except that Hannelore is awesome and I want to make my own relativistic time snowballs.

Moar drunk Hanners!
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #103 on: 29 Apr 2009, 14:24 »

Damn, Jeph has dedication.

I hope he realizes that we'd accept him taking a break every so often.  :|
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #104 on: 29 Apr 2009, 19:23 »

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one who initially assumed Sven was throwing the snowballs.

The last panel makes me think that Hanners is taking over the role in the comic previously played by Raven - which could account for the latter's near-disappearance. (I mean, doesn't her line sound like something Raven would say?)


Yes, I too miss she of the truly excellent hooters.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #105 on: 29 Apr 2009, 23:04 »

Even Dorten (wow, that has to be the lamest combined name thingy ever) has boarded the S. S. Fangus. ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!

In other thoughts, Joseph Smith?
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #106 on: 29 Apr 2009, 23:11 »

After almost a year and half (I think) of being gone I'm back.

Jeph hasn't disappointed me for ages with the comic but this time I'm confused :?

What's up with Faye's last line on Panel 4 "Joseph Smith meets the Brady Bunch" I just don't get it.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #107 on: 29 Apr 2009, 23:14 »

Jeph is one hell of a trooper and an all-around great guy.  Mr. Jacques,  your fans salute you.  Now take some rest, soldier - you've earned it!
Why are we sending him to the Bloodworks?
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #108 on: 29 Apr 2009, 23:22 »

I took it as Dora surrounding herself with the nubile (Joseph Smith) while taking on lots of dependents (Brady Bunch).

Marten would make a great dad for Faye.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #109 on: 29 Apr 2009, 23:27 »

Ahhh Instant Families. the modern phenomenon.   :D

But does tha mean that Daddy Marten will start trying to hook his daughter Tai up with Hanners?    :evil:
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #110 on: 29 Apr 2009, 23:31 »

Substitute Marriage for Adoption and it makes sense sort of, or else I'm missing something. Oh well, when I've posted the 1394th strip of my online comic, I'll have a right to complain.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #111 on: 29 Apr 2009, 23:35 »

I kinda miss the black ends in the hair of Dora in the third picture.

Looks incomplete.

Otherwise nice comic !

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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #112 on: 29 Apr 2009, 23:43 »

Yeah, me too. Here's my (sorry) attempt at touching up the art:



The stuff at her right ear almost doesn't suck completely. The bangs pretty much utterly suck. I encourage anyone with real artistic talent to take two minutes and do this better than me - you'd really have to try to do worse. :grin:
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #113 on: 29 Apr 2009, 23:47 »

WHAT THE FUCK DORA IS BLOND

It took this long for the impact to actually...impact.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #114 on: 30 Apr 2009, 00:03 »

Expecting the cute pic of Dora in panel 4 to be avatar'd in 4...3...2...1.......
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #115 on: 30 Apr 2009, 01:14 »

Ahhh Instant Families. the modern phenomenon.   :D

But does tha mean that Daddy Marten will start trying to hook his daughter Tai up with Hanners?    :evil:
No. Even if it did, it doesn't.

Meanwhile, much as I oppose the yammering hordes who cry "wimp!" I find the idea of Marten vetting Faye's dates to be ... humorous. The only way it could work is if Faye herself agreed to pummel those he deemed unworthy.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #116 on: 30 Apr 2009, 02:30 »

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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #117 on: 30 Apr 2009, 04:04 »

Nice teasing folks.   

And Dora looks really cute in the last panel.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #118 on: 30 Apr 2009, 09:37 »

I will be going straight to Hell for these but:

"Faye, Mommy and Daddy are going to give you your bath now!"

"Show me where it hurts and Mommy/Daddy will kiss it better."

"Sorry, times are tight, you and your sister will have to share a bed with Mommy and Daddy."

"Young lady, I am very disappointed in your behaviour.  I am now going to have to spank your bare bottom."

I'm sure the rest of you were thinking it as well - don't judge me.  [too harshly]
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #119 on: 30 Apr 2009, 10:39 »

Well! We can certainly see what goes on at the Reiver household now.

And no, it really didn't cross my mind, which is still filled with the thought of Marten trying to be intimidating. And snickering.

Hey, maybe that means I'm about wake up and get out of the Boner Patch.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #120 on: 30 Apr 2009, 12:45 »

With someone as socially akward as Angus, Marten could probably just about pull that off. not well by any means.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #121 on: 30 Apr 2009, 13:40 »

For anyone confused about the Joseph Smith reference, I think Faye is implying that the situation would be polygamous.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #122 on: 30 Apr 2009, 16:15 »

Yes. Faye might have been clearer if she'd said, "The Brady Bunch meets David Koresh." Another bride for the chosen one! Although, if it's Dora who's the "sexual patriarch" (sexual matriarch?), can it be polygamy?
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #123 on: 30 Apr 2009, 18:50 »

Yes. Faye might have been clearer if she'd said, "The Brady Bunch meets David Koresh." Another bride for the chosen one! Although, if it's Dora who's the "sexual patriarch" (sexual matriarch?), can it be polygamy?

Yesh.  Polygamy refers to any sort of more then two marriage.  The subsets are Polygyny (man with multiple wives), Polyandry (woman having multiple husbands) and Group Marriage (time to break out the flow charts)
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #124 on: 30 Apr 2009, 19:05 »

Flow charts are cool.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #125 on: 30 Apr 2009, 19:14 »

For anyone confused about the Joseph Smith reference, I think Faye is implying that the situation would be polygamous.

Thanks, I didn't know who Joseph Smith or David Koresh are. But I did infer the sexual connotation.

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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #126 on: 30 Apr 2009, 19:43 »

I just realized that Dora had said adopt Faye and Tai as dependents which would I'm fairly sure either make them children of Dora or maybe just siblings either way their would be no legal union thus Faye Joseph Smith comment would be null and void.

If anyone else has questions PM me.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #127 on: 30 Apr 2009, 20:52 »

No bubbles above Faye!

She went to a drunk sledding event without getting drunk.

Maybe she just didn't want to be relaxed around Angus, but I finally think she's got the drinking under control.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #128 on: 30 Apr 2009, 21:05 »

I just realized that Dora had said adopt Faye and Tai as dependents which would I'm fairly sure either make them children of Dora or maybe just siblings either way their would be no legal union thus Faye Joseph Smith comment would be null and void.

If anyone else has questions PM me.

I may be high, but I think I remember that the first girls he married lived in his and his wife's home prior to the marriage. When he married them his wife demanded they leave the house. So, legal adoption aside, it could still be valid.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #129 on: 30 Apr 2009, 23:01 »

Dear Jeph,

If you need to take a day off every now and again, I will not personally hold it against you.  Christ, I took Tuesday off from my job for no good reason and burned a "sick" day.  I think you deserve a few mental health days here and again, so seriously, don't feel bad about it.  I enjoyed the yelling bird comic and was pleasantly surprised when I saw the real comic, and then thought, "man, Jeph is a real slavedriver, meaning he drives himself."

So yeah, take it easy!!!!!  I love the comic and have for 5 years now, wooooooo
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #130 on: 30 Apr 2009, 23:37 »

For today's strip I predict ... the end of the comic!
It will all go off in a bang!
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #131 on: 01 May 2009, 00:23 »

I'm still holding off for drunk Sven accosting confused Angus, then red jello kiddie pool wrestling!!!!!!  :evil:  :mrgreen:

Edit: Also, something about Dora being dark eyed and blond and Marten being blue eyed and raven headed just works for me and helps me in accepting them as a couple, it has a strange sort of balance.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #132 on: 01 May 2009, 00:29 »

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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #133 on: 01 May 2009, 00:37 »

f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

If you keep beatin' it, it's gonna fall off!
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #134 on: 01 May 2009, 00:46 »

Or you'll go blind and won't be able to read QC!
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #135 on: 01 May 2009, 01:03 »

"Here's a comic some TRAUMA.  Have a pleasant weekend."
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #136 on: 01 May 2009, 01:07 »

A classic strip. Serious topics discussed, irreverent humor introduced, lols all around.  :laugh:

I vote that the term "slimy hole" in reference to the vagina be added as one of the week's highlights in the poll.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #137 on: 01 May 2009, 01:13 »

 :-D Yayeee

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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #138 on: 01 May 2009, 01:46 »

Man, Hanners really loosens up when drunk...

...No pun.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #139 on: 01 May 2009, 01:50 »

Best. QC. Ever.  :laugh:
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #140 on: 01 May 2009, 03:44 »

Dora's expression in the last panel is priceless.


Oh, and....



April the 31st?  :?

Does someone not have a desktop calendar?  :-P
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #141 on: 01 May 2009, 03:55 »

What I would like to know, is how the conversation went from drumming options to vaginal nature?
That being said, the comic was hilarious. :laugh:
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #142 on: 01 May 2009, 03:57 »

Meh. While searching for #1066, you stole my question.  :lol:
Hopefully, this will be explained when Dora interrogates Marten about it.
Considering this strip and Marten's usual artistic way of dropping bricks, it sure will be fun. :-D
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #143 on: 01 May 2009, 04:43 »

The Marten/Hanners conversation certainly took an abrupt turn!
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #144 on: 01 May 2009, 07:03 »

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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #145 on: 01 May 2009, 07:10 »

Re: The Yelling Bird strip

Just noticed the "redaction" of YB's... um... "boy parts" in panel 3.

YB is seriously hung/excited -- is he watching Dora through the window again?

Brilliant.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #146 on: 01 May 2009, 09:02 »

That redaction is only accurate in YB's dreams. :P
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #147 on: 01 May 2009, 10:46 »

April the 31st?  :?

Does someone not have a desktop calendar?  :-P
You know what's pathetic?

I went through that little rhyme, went "September, April, June, November", and decided that since April wasn't on the list I could write April 31.

I should have gone to bed instead.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #148 on: 01 May 2009, 10:53 »

Start off May right with a Vagina joke.
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Re: WCT April 27-31
« Reply #149 on: 01 May 2009, 11:02 »

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If your wang does that, you must be a Shogun Warrior.

*Sigh* And I thought I was out of the Boner Patch.
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