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[LTK]

This webcomic made my day.

Thank you so much.

I know everyone always says "That should be a T shirt"...but I gotta say that maniacally grinning Hannelore would make a really good T shirt.

As nice as it is in context, I wouldn't want to wear that.

We should totally have a Hanners vs. Kimiko showdown as to who has the worst problems. OCD versus robotic limbs, maniacal smile against random exclamations about philosophers, boiling her face after a boy kisses her versus getting cut in half by lasers...

[Mabus_Zero]

Kimiko and Hanners? I don't know. I just don't-

You know, and honestly, I recall Kimiko commenting on the fact that no guy has ever hit on her.

[westrim]

Eight panels, seven feature Hannelore, yet I enjoyed this comic.
If stranger things have happened, I don't wanna know about them.

Good job.

yet

What? Why wouldn't you enjoy a comic with Hannelore? And even if you don't usually, why would you liking one be particularly strange?

[fifthfiend]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

Hanners dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Mabus_Zero]

In example, Westrim, the post after yours. That is why, so help us god, we must never enjoy a comic with Hanners in it too much. Ever. Again.

[bicostp]

Google image search + 15 minutes of Photoshoppery = the first thing that came to my mind after reading today's comic:





And don't worry, it's made from the sample image from this press release, so the number's fake. (That is, unless you want to impersonate Mr. First Middle Lastname.) And the dates and address are completely made-up on the spot, not researched from the entire comic archive; I don't have THAT much free time.

[Tybalt]

Can you even GET a driver's license in space?

[Blyss]

Can you even GET a driver's license in space?

Yes - but they play Thus Spake Zarathustra while they give it to you...

 

Hanners is awesome!

[Moleculor]

Somehow, the comic is almost funnier if you just read the panels down the left hand side.

[Aegir]

Hannelore behind the wheel of a car would be horrifying.

[Is it cold in here?]

And isn't she on 144 Dwight Street?

[Shawn]

This is my favorite strip ever. Seriously.

This is adorable.

[Jeff7]

Had a passing thought...and here it is.





I rather liked the driver's license though. 

[HappyGrar]

Google image search + 15 minutes of Photoshoppery = the first thing that came to my mind after reading today's comic:





And don't worry, it's made from the sample image from this press release, so the number's fake. (That is, unless you want to impersonate Mr. First Middle Lastname.) And the dates and address are completely made-up on the spot, not researched from the entire comic archive; I don't have THAT much free time.

I can't see it too well, but does it say "Height: 6-01"? I don't think she's that tall. My guess would be around 5'10'', assuming Marten's about 6'0'' (recently she's been only a bit shorter than him, and she's taller than the others).

[Jeff7]

@HappyGrar: Those are Canadian feet, so it works out.

[HappyGrar]

 

[bicostp]

I can't see it too well, but does it say "Height: 6-01"? I don't think she's that tall. My guess would be around 5'10'', assuming Marten's about 6'0'' (recently she's been only a bit shorter than him, and she's taller than the others).

I got lazy and didn't feel like changing all the tiny numbers. (Hey, at least I remembered to change the tiny, barely legible M to a tiny, barely legible F.)

[Kugai]

Had a passing thought...and here it is.





I rather liked the driver's license though. 

   Where's Seras Victoria when you need her!!


Hehe

Gotta give Hanners kudos for trying. 

[themacnut]

Google image search + 15 minutes of Photoshoppery = the first thing that came to my mind after reading today's comic:

A license picture guaranteed to make the first cop who pulls her over recoil in horror.

"Miss Elliot-Chatham, that license picture needs a do-over!"

And Jeff7;
that picture actually makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. EVERY time I look at it.

Good job.

[bhtooefr]

Sabotage fail.

[Is it cold in here?]

Secure Dora is fun to watch.

[akronnick]

Is our intrepid Tai suffering from a dry spell? Maybe now would be a good time for Amanda (Faye's lesbian sister) to make another visit.

Amantai, anyone?

It is a little disconcerting how quickly Tai was willing to throw Marten under the bus (as it were) for nothing more than a hot piece of tail.

[raoullefere]

Well, I don't think Tai's serious. She is freaking squirrelly, though. That 'aw' seems straight out of Demonica and DemonTed's playbook.

On a more important front: within my brain Marten's 'correct title' is trying to attach itself to that 'power tool' maddness linked to:

the proper equipment

with very strange results.

[Mabus_Zero]

Hannelore behind the wheel of a car would be horrifying.

How would it be horrifying? Unless you were really trying to get somewhere, it wouldn't be so bad, or unless she forgot to clean something in her apartment or something.

[raoullefere]

You're right. Hanners behind the wheel of a car in a driveway, on blocks, would be perfectly fine.

[LTK]

Google image search + 15 minutes of Photoshoppery = the first thing that came to my mind after reading today's comic:





And don't worry, it's made from the sample image from this press release, so the number's fake. (That is, unless you want to impersonate Mr. First Middle Lastname.) And the dates and address are completely made-up on the spot, not researched from the entire comic archive; I don't have THAT much free time.

...Okay, that was the first time I ever burst out in laughter in mid-sneeze. Thank you.

[Border Reiver]

And how do you get Marten's title, well it's simple men - Take your weight on your elbows; and
pack a lunch - stay for the day.

[Mabus_Zero]

How do I avoid having the word 'Considerate' added before 'Fuck Machine'?

[espressobsessed]

clearly SOMEONE else needs to visit the sex shop.

PS: if there's a QC character that deserves to be hit by a bus, it's definitely Tai.

[Border Reiver]

How do I avoid having the word 'Considerate' added before 'Fuck Machine'?

Be concerned only with your needs - "I'm done - why are you still here?"

[UTAlan]

PS: if there's a QC character that deserves to be hit by a bus, it's definitely Tai.

Why the Tai hate?

[bicostp]

Hannelore behind the wheel of a car would be horrifying.

More horrifying: I just noticed the sample was for a license with a motorcycle endorsement.

Can you imagine that? "Hey this is pretty fu- OHGODIJUSTDROVETHROUGHASWARMOFINSECTS *crash* "

[Kugai]

I wonder if she'll hit on Penny next?

Or will Hanners come through the door and save them all?   

[LTK]

My bet: Marten's mom.

[Mabus_Zero]

Oooh. The adorable little butch girl becomes the toy of Marten's Dominatrix Mom, and....

I'm sorry, but that sounds way too much like a bad porn story. Hanners, on the other hand...well I can see that happening.

[Schmorgluck]

My bet: Marten's mom.

I find this idea disturbingly not-disturbing-at-all. I'm not quite sur of what I mean by that. I'm so confused right now.

[Near Lurker]

Am I the only one disappointed in Marten for feeling he needed to say he was being sarcastic?

[themacnut]

He's just making sure no one, especially Dora, thinks even for a second that he actually agreed to "give" his girlfriend to his boss. A lot of miscommunication happens due to things not said that people think don't need to be said, but really should be.

[Shmee]

I misread Marten's line in the last panel of the latest comic as:

"The Considerable Fuck Machine."

Changes the joke, but still pretty funny.

[Twelvth]

PS: if there's a QC character that deserves to be hit by a bus, it's definitely Tai.

Why the Tai hate?

Joking or not, she's being kinda ass at the moment.

[gkunit20]

I kinda like Tai. She gives a much different type of comedy than the regular cast in that it's not nearly as sarcastic and sassy and more out there and crazy.

[snubnose]

Am I the only one disappointed in Marten for feeling he needed to say he was being sarcastic?

WTF of course he should say that he got intentionally misinterpretet of course you immediately protest !

Joking or not, she's being kinda ass at the moment.

Who ? Tai ? WTF ?

[Mojo]

Hmmm, you know, I think Hanners meeting Marten's mom would be really bad.  EPIC bad.  I mean, the things the woman has done, and her tendency to TALK about them...

And then there's the photos...

[JD]

...Okay, that was the first time I ever burst out in laughter in mid-sneeze. Thank you.

That sounds painful.

[raoullefere]

Hmmm, you know, I think Hanners meeting Marten's mom would be really bad.  EPIC bad. 

Or it might open a whole new world for Little Hannelore. And Veronica produced the ever non-threatening Marten. How scary can she be?

However, it won't lead to any blasted Hantai. (Fire at will! Sink the Hantai! Give the miserable shippers a bath!)

The more I look at the last strip, the more Tai seems like one of those tiny, yapping dogs that simply will not shut up until you whack it with a club newspaper.

[Twelvth]

The more I look at the last strip, the more Tai seems like one of those tiny, yapping dogs that simply will not shut up until you whack it with a club newspaper.

This would also explain the tai-hate.

[Headwoünd]

The more I look at the last strip, the more Tai seems like one of those tiny, yapping dogs that simply will not shut up until you whack it with a club newspaper.

The word is "teenagers", get it right next time.

[Norton Quintessential]

"Dora! Hey Dora!

Marten's been sleeping with other people!"

"You're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"

"Nyoron~n"

[Mr. Skawronska]

I believe I may have given several boys that same smile in high school.

Now I finally understand what the smile meant.  And here I thought it was gas.

S

[LTK]

...Okay, that was the first time I ever burst out in laughter in mid-sneeze. Thank you.

That sounds painful.

Not really. Just wet.