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Who is the best QC?

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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #100 on: 04 May 2009, 21:09 »

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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #101 on: 04 May 2009, 21:11 »

Oh man let's not go down the list of ex-forumites, it'll be too depressing.

But Johnny, some of us came back! Maybe they will too...
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #102 on: 04 May 2009, 21:11 »

I wish someone was around to summarize who is missing.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #103 on: 04 May 2009, 21:13 »

Didn't he come back just to leave us again?  That glorious bastard....
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #105 on: 05 May 2009, 00:07 »

But Johnny, some of us came back! Maybe they will too...

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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #106 on: 05 May 2009, 02:05 »

I was always a fan of rawr_x_skittles, made me feel pretty good about myself. Then again, I bet Mussolini felt pretty good about himself whenever he saw Stalin and was like "Haha okay well at least I'm not THAT fucker."
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #107 on: 05 May 2009, 07:34 »

I'm just glad to see that in my absence, a lot of the people I didn't like are no longer around.
But Johnny, some of us came back! Maybe they will too...

will...

Didn't " _________," used to be one of our memes?
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #108 on: 05 May 2009, 07:50 »

It got phased out, if I recall.

Old Memes,
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #109 on: 05 May 2009, 07:54 »

dude, Funhouse.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #110 on: 05 May 2009, 08:04 »

Funhouse.

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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #111 on: 05 May 2009, 08:50 »

It's no Spiderland.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #112 on: 05 May 2009, 10:13 »

I'm just glad to see that in my absence, a lot of the people I didn't like are no longer around.
But Johnny, some of us came back! Maybe they will too...

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Didn't " _________," used to be one of our memes?

Stolen from hpn, horribly misused, became nothing more than a really creepy thing in the photothread, thank god it is finally gone.

Also, stop it with the nostalgia! I am still unclear on who the best boarder is. If there isn't some kind of consensus, it will have to be determined by supervisory decree, and none of you want that.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #113 on: 05 May 2009, 10:13 »

Also, it is not midnight umbreon.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #114 on: 05 May 2009, 10:19 »

This is the saddest thing.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #115 on: 05 May 2009, 10:23 »

The question is inherently flawed.  It's like asking "who is the best at running?"  Define best.  Best speed?  Best technique?  Running how?  Fast?  For a long time?  I mean, the answer for any of that will probably always be "Kenyans", but I don't think there is a similar clear-cut winner here.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #116 on: 05 May 2009, 10:27 »

The question is inherently flawed.  It's like asking "who is the best at running?"  Define best.  Best speed?  Best technique?  Running how?  Fast?  For a long time?  I mean, the answer for any of that will probably always be "Kenyans", but I don't think there is a similar clear-cut winner here.

Perhaps, est, the question should instead be phrased "Which QC forumite is most likely to post like the awesomest motherfucker to avoid BEING EATEN BY A GODDAMNED LION!!"
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #117 on: 05 May 2009, 10:32 »

Yeah, we need categories.  Like that girl Jen whose username I forget wins "best carried out fake."
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #118 on: 05 May 2009, 10:32 »

Paul, he would probably sit down with the lion and talk to him about why it is a bad idea to eat humans. Then later use it as an anecdote to someone having emotional stress in the blog thread.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #119 on: 05 May 2009, 10:47 »

Clearly Ben is not the best.

Will, end your questions with question marks, or plebeian boarders not unlike myself will get mildly confused, possibly frustrated.

Like, does it not bother anyone else when the wrong punctuation utterly changes the intended meaning of a sentence? It reminds me of a time in one of my international conflict classes. The time was about 3 hours ago, but it was still a time that was important. I mean, can we really disregard recollections if they are too current? Is that some how time-spacist? Can one be time-spacist? I don't know. But anyhow, we were discussing Rwanda, Hutus, Tutsis, genocide and all that jazz. All very complicated and such. Now the claim was made with a great level of certainty that the Belgians and French were responsible for the whole tiff, because they shot down a plane with the president on it or some other inconvenient and rather unsavory thing. This invariably resulted in debate on whether Belgium and France had ever had diplomatic summits in regards to which nations were allowed to claim naming privileges to various pastries and breakfast goods. Now, it is most likely that Belgium decided upon its own waffle naming in order to assert its position amongst the collective of baked good states in western Europe. However, it should be noted that Belgian waffles cannot be purchased in many American restaurant and fast food chains. Needless to say, after class the obvious trip was to Dunkin Donuts to nominally investigate the origins of the baked goods on the menu, but more practically to indulge in some coffee consumption. I ordered a medium black coffee, and my compatriot, a large french vanilla, 2 Splendas. The woman at the register stated "$2.13 together." I handed her a $5 bill and waited for change. She stared at me for about 45 seconds before I realized that "together" was not a statement of price, but a question added on with no affectation in voice. After sorting out the details, we paid the full price for the drinks and went on our way.

The point being, you are better off brewing your own coffee at home, because $2.13 for a rather small medium is too much.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #120 on: 05 May 2009, 10:59 »

Tyler - are you referring to my overall post, or the question contained in quotes? (Please note the question mark at the end of the preceding sentence, love, and be not confused.)

If you are referring to the in-quotes question proposed as an alternative to the original question "Who is the best at QC?" (please note the lack of a question mark from the original poster, who is apparently a bad, bad wo/man/being of indeterminate gender) then yes, the failure is mine, and great indeed. The excitement manifesting itself in my consciousness when I considered the frantic nature of such a poster driven to avoid BEING EATEN BY A GODDAMNED LION was unable to be contained, and I allowed my base desires for exclamation marks to overrule my normally flawless execution of grammar and syntax as it pertains to the vernacular specific to this community. I humbly apologize (apologise, to those of you 'across the pond (or would it be ponde?)) for any confusion and hurt I may have caused you.

However, if you are referring to entirety of my previous post, then your mistake is assuming that I meant to ask a question. While it was phrased in a casual, suggestive manner, I was in fact declaring my proposition to be clearly superior, thus rendering the use of a question mark not only impertinent, but damaging to my overall cause.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #121 on: 05 May 2009, 11:39 »

I am reminded by the few posts above that when at school in the early 1960s I taught myself to read and write using the Shaw Alphabet (whose development was funded by the will of the writer George Bernard Shaw).  Why, I leave as a not-too-difficult puzzle for you.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #122 on: 05 May 2009, 11:51 »

Is that similar at all to IPA?
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #123 on: 05 May 2009, 12:19 »

See if there was a question mark at the end of the topic, it would suggest openness.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #124 on: 05 May 2009, 12:19 »

My aim was to convey an air of finality with my choice of punctuation.
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« Reply #125 on: 05 May 2009, 12:21 »

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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #126 on: 05 May 2009, 12:38 »

So we're arguing semantics now?
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #127 on: 05 May 2009, 12:40 »

That's lame posting,
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« Reply #128 on: 05 May 2009, 12:40 »

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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #129 on: 05 May 2009, 12:41 »

Dude, no double posting.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #130 on: 05 May 2009, 12:43 »

That was a triple post, dude. I am so very much cool enough to be a part of that club.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #131 on: 05 May 2009, 13:00 »

Multiple posting is starting to get tedious, like some other memes that have had their time here.


Is that similar at all to IPA?

Conceptually, in that it is phonetic; but for English alone, and using totally new symbols.
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« Reply #132 on: 05 May 2009, 13:15 »

multiple posting isn't a meme, it's just bitches on my jock.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #133 on: 05 May 2009, 13:35 »

Hey, Kieffer, your turf?
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« Reply #134 on: 05 May 2009, 13:35 »

I'm treading on it.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #135 on: 05 May 2009, 13:39 »

No.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #136 on: 05 May 2009, 13:43 »

Conceptually, in that it is phonetic; but for English alone, and using totally new symbols.

Dude wrote Pygmalion so this isn't a huge surprise.
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« Reply #137 on: 05 May 2009, 14:08 »

The reason I mentioned it is that the first (and only) book to be published in it (the first by his stipulation) was Androcles and the Lion.
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« Reply #138 on: 05 May 2009, 14:28 »

Whoever sucks the next 7 dicks they see wins. If you get an STD, you win a bonus!
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« Reply #139 on: 05 May 2009, 14:28 »

That bonus is a trip to the doctor, mild to moderate discomfort, and possibly death.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #140 on: 05 May 2009, 15:49 »

Also, it is midnight umbreon.
This is true.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #141 on: 05 May 2009, 16:50 »

Ooooooh the stories these walls could tell.

And boarders do come and go, Im on my what like 4th return quitting this forum.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #142 on: 05 May 2009, 19:23 »

We're all eagerly awaiting the period between the 5th exit and return.


Clearly I am not the best forumite.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #143 on: 05 May 2009, 20:30 »

You know what, I rest by what I stated in the Dollface eulogy:

I really don't think I enjoy this style of thread.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #144 on: 05 May 2009, 23:49 »

Is that similar at all to IPA?

I just thought I'd share that when I read "IPA" I immediately thought of India Pale Ale despite the fact that know perfectly well what the International Phonetic Alphabet is. Beer is growing on me.

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« Reply #145 on: 06 May 2009, 01:05 »

I didn't realise it stood for anything other than India Pale Ale.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #146 on: 06 May 2009, 04:27 »

Booze-hound high five Harry
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« Reply #147 on: 06 May 2009, 07:13 »

(guys is it bad to not like ipa's

like is it really that bad)
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« Reply #148 on: 06 May 2009, 07:26 »

Beer?  Pah! - Vintage Cider or Scrumpy is where it's at.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #149 on: 06 May 2009, 09:10 »

Beer?  Pah! - Vintage Cider or Scrumpy is where it's at.

If we're going down that path, there's nothing quite like some good old White Lightning.

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