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Who is the best QC?

Geoffrey Robertson, QC
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Sir John Mortimer, QC
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Leeona Dorrian, QC
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #50 on: 04 May 2009, 05:18 »

I giggle like a drunken schoolgirl everytime I see that animated gif of Slick, so I guess he has my vote.

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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #51 on: 04 May 2009, 05:23 »

Cookies.

And a blowjob from every member of the forum.

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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #52 on: 04 May 2009, 05:25 »

What does the winner get?

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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #53 on: 04 May 2009, 05:39 »

WAIT WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT?

YOU LITTLE PUNKS BETTER START VOTING FOR ME OR I'M GONNA PULL THE PLUG ON THIS PLACE.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #54 on: 04 May 2009, 05:40 »

I can't let you do that tom.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #55 on: 04 May 2009, 05:41 »

Don't think I can't draft in all new people from another forum because that is DEFINITELY FUCKING POSSIBLE.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #56 on: 04 May 2009, 05:42 »

Cookies.
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I feel like I've already won ^________^
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #57 on: 04 May 2009, 05:49 »

We had a poll, guys.

It was a tie.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #58 on: 04 May 2009, 08:41 »

Fuck Democracy, it's all a sham.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #59 on: 04 May 2009, 08:48 »

There is only one voter but both of them got voted.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #60 on: 04 May 2009, 09:00 »

The wonders of modern science!

I would have voted for Harry, but Inlander locked the poll before I could.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #61 on: 04 May 2009, 09:02 »

Tommy! I meant, I would have voted for Tommy!

Perhaps.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #62 on: 04 May 2009, 09:02 »

The case of viruses is more interesting - the Latin word virus has no plural.  The English plural is viruses, and any other usage (viri, virii, etc) has simply been made up by people inappropriately embarrassed to be thought ignorant.

Paul, you have secured my vote for this. It drives me fucking crazy when people say "virii".
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #63 on: 04 May 2009, 10:01 »

Hmm.

Paul and Harry are consistent with quality and rarely do either make a "bad" post. However, the number of really memorable posts for either is also quite low for me.

Johnny has a lower post quality but has had some exceptionally fine moments. However, since expanding his role on SA, most of these moments have because quite masturbatory.

Speaking of masturbatory, James has one of the highest numbers of awesome posts, but this is often mired in a lot of meh posts.

I still rate Kieffer's attempts at new threads quite highly, but I am rather sure I still remain in the minority for this.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #64 on: 04 May 2009, 10:54 »

Also I think the best at QC is the QC forum, its gained sentience and created most of the avatars as a way of expressing itself taking pictures from elsewhere on the internet and construcing personalities for them, who knows it may even be able to talk on Meebo and be slowly talking to all of you through the new posters, stearing your moves, guiding your posts etc.

Yeah but we'll ban it sooner or later.

Yeah, but I'll just register a new account and be back sooner or later.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #65 on: 04 May 2009, 10:54 »

It is probably not me.

Actually yeah. It's definitely "Not Kieffer".

Oh wait, fuck.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #66 on: 04 May 2009, 10:56 »

Remember when I posted a bunch of accounts with Obi-Wan Avatars about being banned?

Implying Ben was Darth Vader?
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #67 on: 04 May 2009, 10:57 »

Good times.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #68 on: 04 May 2009, 10:57 »

Actually you guys probably don't remember those, because they all became one with the force pretty fast.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #69 on: 04 May 2009, 10:59 »

(I mean Ben deleted them, since he was Vader, and I was Obi-Wan, see?)
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #70 on: 04 May 2009, 11:00 »

We cool now though.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #71 on: 04 May 2009, 11:01 »

I'm actually kind of proud I made the list, even if it's not for anything I say. 

Your posts in the fashion thread are astute and tasteful, but I am typically too distracted by oft accompanying pictures to internalize them.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #72 on: 04 May 2009, 11:01 »

I don't really read other threads.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #73 on: 04 May 2009, 11:34 »

Any time I see that image of James dancing naked all I can look at his pot belly as it moves back and forth.


Also I vote for Paul too, citing that he's the old man we all want to be.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #74 on: 04 May 2009, 11:58 »

I don't really want to be Paul. I have no intentions of being even remotely reasonable or communicating with young people in the future.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #75 on: 04 May 2009, 12:08 »




needed to be reposted.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #76 on: 04 May 2009, 12:51 »

COMING SOON: VH1's Reality TV series King of the Forums comes back for a brand-spankin' new season! Watch Season 1 winner JohnnyC duke it out against older fan-favorites and newcomers like lecherous social recluse and music nerd Tommy, mysterious bad-boy Kieffer, seasoned veteran Paul, power-hungry moderator Harry, Texan wunderkind Sam and Norwegian hunk Jens. New events to test the mettle of the posters include "How many times can you quote AHHHH, C'MON FUCK A GUY in a thread" and "Whose Life is Most Pathetic"-- all to determine who will be the next KING OF THE FORUMS.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #77 on: 04 May 2009, 13:01 »

I may not be the Best Forumite, but I probably at least have a good personality, guys. 
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #78 on: 04 May 2009, 13:10 »

Fuck your personality, I'm the nicest guy here.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #80 on: 04 May 2009, 13:33 »

I think that was directed towards me, not you. I'm the one who responds painfully, not you.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #81 on: 04 May 2009, 13:59 »

Seriously though, you're getting over-zealous. Tone it down a bit. It gets annoying.

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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #82 on: 04 May 2009, 14:02 »

Chris I hope to god Flava Flav is the host.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #83 on: 04 May 2009, 14:06 »

Co-hosted by Flava Flav and Ron Jeremy with frequent appearances by Tay Zonday.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #84 on: 04 May 2009, 14:08 »

Oh man not Ron Jeremy. I've met him, he's total creepshow and NOT in an at all good way.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #85 on: 04 May 2009, 14:12 »

I really need to know who Phooey used to be.

Ip check, anymod?
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #86 on: 04 May 2009, 14:18 »

I use fora, sometimes. It sounds like flora, and flowers are pretty.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #87 on: 04 May 2009, 14:19 »

Seriously though, you're getting over-zealous. Tone it down a bit. It gets annoying.

Happens when I don't get distracted. I'm distracting myself right now away from the other distractions. Sorry.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #88 on: 04 May 2009, 14:23 »

forum lore: once kieffer created a "who is the most attractive male poster" poll and used an alt account to urge people to vote for himself

that type of quality is rare
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #89 on: 04 May 2009, 14:29 »

also duchess tapioca was so great, she hasn't posted in 2 years and I still think she is the best!

It is a secret thread, noone will tell!

A few months ago, a pelican told me why Chuck scowls so much!

This pelican has been Chuck's loyal guardian since the day he was born. Chuck was actually delivered by a pelican, under a parsley plant. It was the stork's day off, storks are rather lazy, but very photogenic. The truth is that most children these days are delivered by pelicans, but that, my friends, is a story for another day.

We all know of Henry the bear, correct? The little knitted bear so dear to Chuck, lost to a cruel mistress and held hostage? This is the story of Henry. Henry was a very special bear, kitted in his threads were Chuck's patience, and stuffed in his tummy was his happiness and love, for his fairy god auntie did not trust the young boy's human heart with such precious things. The two were bound and were together always, boy and bear, until one dark morning.

It was a decade ago, in the calm after a fierce grey storm. Chuck was just a young lad, working on a sailing ship bound for the Baltic Sea. It was his job to sit at the crow's nest and watch for giant sea monsters that might steal the crew's limes and give them scurvy. One morning as he swept the waters with his telescope, he saw something much more terrible than a sea monster. It was a gorgeous lady with a fishy tail perched atop an atoll! She sang pretty songs and had shiny hair without many barnacles in it. Chuck's young heart thumped at the sight of her and he was so enchanted by her lovely songs as to put on his flippers and jump from his perch to swim to her. She did pretty cool Simon and Garfunkle covers. Foolish and young as he was, he put up no resistance as there were many kisses. The temptress then whispered sweetly to his willing ears, "Bring me your bear! Return at twilight young boy-ling," before she pushed him gurgling back in to the waves.

That night, he returned with what she asked, but in the moonlight he could see what he did not before. Her ears were pretty big and had a lot of wax in them. Also he had sharp pointy teeth. It was too late to turn back now though, his limbs were tired from swimming and his shorts felt all salty. Chuck relinquished the bear to the fishy lady. She cackled, "Cackle cackle cackle! Now I am complete!" Cause every crusty seaman knows that mermaids cannot love and are pretty darn impatient, which is why they aren't so great for long term relationships. She hugged the bear to her fishy breasts.

But alas, the fish lady was pretty old, and the cackling gave her a heart attack. She stuck out her tongue and died, making kind of a  "Hack hack... bleeeeerg" sound. Her efforts were in vain, and she would never love. At least Chuck could have his bear back though! He reached gingerly for the knitted paw.

"Not so fast!" honked a nearby gull. "You cannot, will not have that bear! You gave it to me and I shall have it. Mine!" said she. It turns out the mermaid believed in Hinduism and was reincarnated. The gull snatched the bear and took it to the tallest mountain on the atoll to keep forever.

Some say he could just go get it back, but Chuck really didn't have the right shoes for that sort of thing, so it sits there to this day, getting crapped on my birds a lot, and kinda moldy. Fortunately, as the bear desegregates, his love, patience and happiness are slowly returned to him, and sometimes when he plays frisbee, Chuck can smile again.

That is all the pelican told me.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #90 on: 04 May 2009, 15:00 »

I would like to give half of my vote to Paul and half to JohnnyC.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #91 on: 04 May 2009, 15:33 »

I know multiposting is supposed to be frowned upon, but I reckon Kieffer actually does it well. Does that count as a plus towards him?
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #92 on: 04 May 2009, 15:43 »

Usually he does, I thought the double posting in this thread was kind of weak though. I tend to do it myself, but I usually save it for when I'm slightly drunk and wish to convey my puzzled and indecisive state.
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« Reply #93 on: 04 May 2009, 16:11 »

Also I think the best at QC is the QC forum, its gained sentience and created most of the avatars as a way of expressing itself taking pictures from elsewhere on the internet and construcing personalities for them, who knows it may even be able to talk on Meebo and be slowly talking to all of you through the new posters, stearing your moves, guiding your posts etc.

Yeah but we'll ban it sooner or later.

Yeah, but I'll just register a new account and be back sooner or later.

What? Dude, I think you misunderstood my post. I wasn't suggesting we'd ban you!
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #94 on: 04 May 2009, 16:55 »

Yeah, but it's just kind of implicitly assumed that he will be at some point, isn't it?
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #95 on: 04 May 2009, 17:07 »

I think he was implying that he was the QC forum.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #96 on: 04 May 2009, 20:36 »

Guys.
I wear purple pants and bowties.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #97 on: 04 May 2009, 20:48 »

That Duchess_Tapioca story just serves to remind me of Chuck.

Remember Chuck, guys?

Chuck was so good, I vote for him.
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Re: Who is the best at QC.
« Reply #98 on: 04 May 2009, 21:08 »

Oh man let's not go down the list of ex-forumites, it'll be too depressing.
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« Reply #99 on: 04 May 2009, 21:08 »

gryff...
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