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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #150 on: 21 May 2009, 10:15 »

Flawed logic does not a gang member make. Trying to get people to think before they blindly follow the mob is not the act of a criminal.

You're all mistaken if you think I am in one of the gangs, but if this is how you feel, I assume that you will find my innocence out the hard way.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #151 on: 21 May 2009, 10:32 »

I have no problem whatsoever allowing the mob to take StaedlerMars.  I do not take kindly to being needlessly accused.

My second vote, since I must make it, goes to IronOxide.  I think Professor Snuggles may be on to something.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #152 on: 21 May 2009, 12:15 »

StaedlerMars because mob mentality is cool.

Professor Snuggles makes sense, get IronOxide.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #153 on: 21 May 2009, 12:46 »

Professor Snuggles makes sense, get IronOxide.

I am in much agreement with this...please cast my vote thusly;

StaedlerMars and IronOxide.

It is with a heavy heart that I cast this vote, my fellow citizens. I care not for the spilling of blood, be it friend OR foe, but our fair city weeps beneath the massacre. We can tolerate this senseless gang violence no more. Take note, all ye malcontents! Be ye Jet, or be ye Shark, New York will suffer your misdeeds no longer! Justice will be swift, and sound.

For New York, citizens! For New York...
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #154 on: 21 May 2009, 13:25 »

StaedlerMars and IronOxide. People have made very interesting points against both of these characters. Allison seems a bit fishy at times, but I have decided to get rid of the two major evils. If she makes one more sketchy move, she's getting my vote next round...
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #155 on: 21 May 2009, 15:10 »

As a scientist, I can only follow the strong evidence put forth by Professor Snuggles.

IronOxide.

For my second vote...


Screw it. StaedlerMars

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #156 on: 21 May 2009, 17:16 »

StaedlerMars, IronOxide
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #157 on: 21 May 2009, 17:35 »

I too will vote for IronOxide and StaedlerMars.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #158 on: 21 May 2009, 17:36 »

I vote for peace! Peace among nations!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #159 on: 21 May 2009, 18:17 »

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On that note should there only be one gang remaining do we still get two votes and two hangings per day?

That is an important question!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #160 on: 21 May 2009, 19:12 »

StaedlerMars and....


and....

ZOMBIEDUDE!

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #161 on: 21 May 2009, 19:18 »

StaedlerMars and ZombieDude

Mars is just incredibly obvious to me and ZombieDude seems to be a little too eager to vote with the crowd when it seems convenient...
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #162 on: 21 May 2009, 19:20 »

I'm hurt. I am merely agreeing with the mind of the public.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #163 on: 21 May 2009, 19:36 »

"It is truly a shame" he whispered, as his name was carried through the crowd to the gallows.

Someday they will learn.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #164 on: 21 May 2009, 19:41 »

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #165 on: 21 May 2009, 19:47 »

Sorry, all I see is:

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #166 on: 21 May 2009, 19:51 »

What on earth are you talking about?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #167 on: 21 May 2009, 19:53 »

You are a cheat and a liar.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #168 on: 21 May 2009, 21:43 »

Though it is perhaps too late, I was just going to insist that those folks are the only people who have any kind of leads towards any gang affiliation, and it is better to get some than none at all.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #169 on: 22 May 2009, 12:33 »

Oh whatever, you guys can suck a dick until it's revealed that Kiff's a Shark.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #170 on: 22 May 2009, 12:46 »

I really don't appreciate all of these accusations against my character.

For the record though, I am not completely convinced that Mars is a gang member. My vote for him is based not on logic or deductive reasoning, but rather the fact that he came after me, unprovoked. I do not appreciate such unfounded aggression.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #171 on: 22 May 2009, 15:35 »

Well it didn't take long for the mob to decide. Iron Oxide and StaedlerMars were taken out by the angry crowd before they even made it up the courtroom steps. A true shame, as there was evidence exonerating both suspects as truly upstanding members of the community inside. It seems the mobs have successfully swayed public opinion again. Their reign of terror will most assuredly continue tonight. Lock your doors, citizens. Not that it will keep you safe.

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #172 on: 22 May 2009, 18:08 »

Awful quiet in here tonight.

Too quiet, methinks.   I'm going back into my house and hiding until all this madness is over.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #173 on: 22 May 2009, 22:57 »

Hide while you can friend, lest the reaper come for you
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #174 on: 24 May 2009, 11:37 »

Cmon you lazy gangs. Hurry it up!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #175 on: 24 May 2009, 14:37 »

The night found Negative Creep wandering the streets. He had strayed from his usual turf. Once he heard the approaching footsteps, he knew it was too late. "What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here." He would not speak again. Later that night, a woman walked hurriedly towards home from a late night rendezvous. From a darkened alley rang out three shots. Unfortunately for Allison, their aim was true.

Sun rose the same brilliant red that was pooling around the victims of the evenings work. Citizens, claim your retribution.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #176 on: 24 May 2009, 14:50 »

Zombiedude and Professor Snuggles must die.


EDIT: The Great Satan commands it.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #177 on: 24 May 2009, 15:02 »

Excellent 666th post.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #178 on: 24 May 2009, 15:08 »

Because they posted, Dazed and Sam NEEDZ TO DIE
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #179 on: 24 May 2009, 15:43 »

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #180 on: 24 May 2009, 15:58 »

Phooey because a little bit of self promotion goes a long way, and I really like myself a lot.

Guys how has no one jumped on this before now?
This is the exact reverse psycology of a gangster. He thinks if I accuse myself everyone else will think I'm not a ganster and wont kill me. Dont let it fool you.
Phooey
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David Dovey cos I want to see how he reacts.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #181 on: 24 May 2009, 16:31 »

Dazed for being the devil.

Axerton for trying to make someone squirm. What a gangster tactic.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #182 on: 24 May 2009, 17:17 »

Zombiedude for being a member of the undead.

David Dovey because i too would like to see his reaction.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #183 on: 24 May 2009, 18:11 »

The undead aren't bad, just misunderstood.

I'm calling out Linds for calling me a liar.

Phooey cause he's(or she's) a goofball.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #184 on: 24 May 2009, 18:37 »

guys im pretty sure linds and zombiedude is probably a good guess

i mean its as good as any
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #185 on: 24 May 2009, 19:20 »

Look at that innocent face, would you you stab it to death?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #186 on: 24 May 2009, 19:27 »

I've tried that technique, it still doesn't come to people that I'm never the bad guy.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #187 on: 24 May 2009, 19:52 »

You are a liar, Zombiedude. You changed your avatar to make me look like it was I who was being sneaky! So I'm calling you out, you lying jerk.

Sam, what did I ever do to you? I do not think you're part of the gangs, you're just an oblivious citizen. Laziness doesn't equal guilt, however.

My second vote is going to have to go to Professor Snuggles, because he is turning us against our own people. He is very good at making us question ourselves. So far we have only killed one gang member and it was purely because he admitted his guilt. Don't you all see what they are trying to do to us? I say hang the so called "Professor" and let us see what happens!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #188 on: 24 May 2009, 19:57 »

And I changed my avatar again, your point is?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #189 on: 24 May 2009, 20:00 »

That you're a tricksy little poster and I see through your shenanigans.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #190 on: 24 May 2009, 20:02 »

Paranoid
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #191 on: 24 May 2009, 20:10 »

Really? Because I couldn't tell. No one here is paranoid.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #192 on: 24 May 2009, 23:09 »

I am a little apprehensive about killing zombiedude because there is a good chance we won't get the headshot right, and he will return to gnaw our necks all ferociously before devouring our brains. Plus, I feel like he seems like he has a lot to lose, you know? Like, these efforts to persuade us that he is actually an okay guy and not desirous of our delicious flesh and gray matter seem a little bit too clean for my liking. As they say, no one eats that much apple pie. Especially not gang members.

My second vote is going to go at Linds. I am not sure she is in a gang, but I do not appreciate her tone, I do not appreciate her accusation, and I definitely do not appreciate the implication that I don't have New York's best interests at heart.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #193 on: 24 May 2009, 23:14 »

It is my estimation that Zombiedude should die...

Also, Linds levies some heavy accusations against Professor Snuggles, but in doing so casts a shadow of suspicion upon herself, in my humble opinion. In this time of crisis, we citizens must be ever so careful to consider all possibilities. Could it be that Linds' finger-pointing is but a panicked and desperate attempt to cast suspicion away from her own evil deeds? To that end, I say this - Linds must die.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #194 on: 25 May 2009, 00:11 »

Axerton and Linds.

Die now.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #195 on: 25 May 2009, 00:19 »

and I definitely do not appreciate the implication that I don't have New York's best interests at heart.

Professor Snuggles is talking a little too much like a politician. No-one who's clearly got New York's best interests at heart is ever concerned with anyone's but theirselve's.

My other vote goes to Will, he may just be singing the party line but these gangs have too much sway over the good folk already.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #196 on: 25 May 2009, 00:43 »

David Dovey cos I want to see how he reacts.

Me too!

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #197 on: 25 May 2009, 07:50 »

Fine, if I die, you people better be smart and take the Professor or Zombie with me. I'm no gang member, but I've got a good feeling that both of them are. And since there's really no use at trying to save myself, I mean, look at our track record, you can at least do me a favor next round and not jump on the bandwagon of silly accusations. Stop being stupid. Jeeze.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #198 on: 25 May 2009, 08:15 »

These accusations aren't silly. The fact you are trying to pass them off as such seems a little suspect.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #199 on: 25 May 2009, 12:59 »

Zombiedude is actually freaking me out a little bit.   I can't be around him anymore.
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