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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #200 on: 25 May 2009, 16:51 »

David_Dovey & Zombiedude
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #201 on: 25 May 2009, 17:01 »

Phooey cause he's(or she's) a goofball.

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #202 on: 25 May 2009, 17:15 »

Zombiedude and Axerton.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #203 on: 25 May 2009, 21:27 »

It would seem that in our current climate of fear denying you are a gang member is tantamount to confession so in my defence I will only state that I am totally a gang member.

or am I?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #204 on: 25 May 2009, 22:29 »

Negative Creep . . . "What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here."

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #205 on: 26 May 2009, 12:05 »

He actually got the wrong song, but still nice one, Tyler.

I hope I get a perfect body in the after-life, though.

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #206 on: 26 May 2009, 13:03 »

The court system completely abandoned, this time the mob went directly to the homes of Linds and Zombiedude. Brutally beaten, the two die slowly and painfully. After searching the apartments, it becomes evident that Linds was in fact innocent as claimed. However, Zombiedude was in fact a Jet til the day he died. Tonight the Jets will be looking for vengeance, as the Sharks will look to further put their stranglehold on the city.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #207 on: 26 May 2009, 14:11 »

Man callin' Zombiedude you fucks just got lucky.  There ain't no probable cause and ain't none of that other shit you'd need for real but we don'd get in this game.

Lind's was alright, we knew that. Or rather, we didn't know that she wasn't and that's tantamount to the same. I eagerly await who dies tonight but that's only because it puts further constraints on who the motherfuckers are.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #208 on: 26 May 2009, 14:46 »

Well, at least I took her with me.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #209 on: 26 May 2009, 16:41 »

I fucking told you, but nooooooo. So in return I will haunt each and every one of you until you die horrible deaths. I may pop up, scare the ever living shit out of you, and "accidentally" make you trip into a barrel of acid.

No, still not in a gang.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #210 on: 26 May 2009, 17:58 »

Does this mean we need to classify her as "malevolently deceased"?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #211 on: 26 May 2009, 18:44 »

Pretty much.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #212 on: 26 May 2009, 20:37 »

In heaven they have an endless supply of beef jerky so it is not so bad.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #213 on: 27 May 2009, 01:39 »

but hell got bacon.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #214 on: 27 May 2009, 05:19 »

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #215 on: 29 May 2009, 10:50 »

Gangs, get your shit together already.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #216 on: 30 May 2009, 01:25 »

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #217 on: 30 May 2009, 09:20 »

Bitches be dyin yo. Too hungover to write a good backstory. Will, Mr. the_pied_piper, you guys are so dead right now. So dead. And it was totally gang violence. Sucks to be youuuu.

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #218 on: 30 May 2009, 09:35 »

Phooey and Professor Snuggles to the lynching platform please.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #219 on: 30 May 2009, 10:41 »

Shit ass cockin' sons of motherlovin bastards! I'm dead!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #220 on: 30 May 2009, 11:11 »

Okay, I did some checking around. Three have been wanting to kill the_pied_piper; axerton, David Dovey and Christophe. I'm guessing that at least one of these personally wanted TPP dead, and used the mob accusation to shield their true, evil intentions. The interesting part is that TPP must have seen through this brilliant ruse, and tried to call out against the one that he perceived as the culprit: David Dovey
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David Dovey was suddenly accused of being a mobster; someone saw though his innocent disguise, into his inner, evil soul. In desperation, he had his fellow Jets or Sharks kill TPP before anything drastic to prove David's evil.

First vote goes to David Dovey

But who wanted to kill Will? There's only one person that ever voted for him, and that's McTaggart, even though Will voted for no less then five people, all whom he wanted dead. I think that to find the culprit behind his murder; or rather the one that got his gang along on the whole "Kill Will"-deal (who knows, the evildoers might even have used this name for their operation of hate and evil), we have to look over to another feeling than hate. This is a feeling that is just as strong as hate, and just as often leads to murder. I am of course talking about love. Have you ever been rejected? Do you know how that feels? Well, if you do, imagine the outrage in your inner soul, if such a fine man as Will rejected you! If you already were a gang member, rough and not afraid of violence, you might just get to the point of murder.

Who has Will ever rejected?
well, calenlass and I are certainly not the lovers...not at all.
So, Calenlass was the one that out of jealousy and anger got one of the gangs to take out Will.

My second vote goes to Calenlass.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #221 on: 30 May 2009, 11:15 »

I'm not sure if I buy that argument for Calenlass, but I'll definitely take the Dovey one.

I'm also definitely suspicious of Kieff so he gets a vote too.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #222 on: 30 May 2009, 11:29 »

I'm incredibly suspicious of Christophe myself. His accusations definitely seem a bit suspect.

Zombiedude backed her and he was a a mobster, so it only stands to reason to vote Calenlass.


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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #223 on: 30 May 2009, 11:34 »

Don't kill calenlass, she has the best avatar.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #224 on: 30 May 2009, 11:38 »

Ok, with Zombiedude backing calenlass, I'm going to have to change my vote.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #225 on: 30 May 2009, 13:33 »

katie, nothing personal but i'm hoping they go ahead and kill you so we can finally be together again...
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #226 on: 30 May 2009, 14:54 »

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #227 on: 30 May 2009, 14:55 »

You bitches are all getting haunted so bad.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #228 on: 30 May 2009, 15:09 »

Guys I am really not ok with this. Why would you want to kill me? I haven't, like, done anything. And while Will said we weren't the lovers, we weren't The Lovers. Who said anything about rejection?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #229 on: 30 May 2009, 15:09 »

Keepin' on this lead right: Professor Snuggs and Will. Same reasoning as before, 'cept this time they biding they're time.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #230 on: 30 May 2009, 15:19 »

Will is already dead.  Only a sick, sick bastard would try to kill someone again.   Corpse mutilation?  Necrophilia?  Cannibalism?  WTF??   I bet he's got a bunch of overdue library books too.  That makes McTaggart my primary vote.  David Dovey gets my next.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #231 on: 30 May 2009, 15:35 »

Y'alls stupid. DIE BITCHES.

'Cept don't kill Katie, she's good peoples.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #232 on: 30 May 2009, 15:56 »

Phooey

But I'm such an unimposing nonentity on the boards, why would you suspect me?

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #233 on: 30 May 2009, 20:30 »

Snalin used lots of words so he must be right. David Dovey and Calenlass
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #234 on: 31 May 2009, 14:13 »

Fine. ackblom12 and look out! Ninjas!. And snalin. Fuckers.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #235 on: 31 May 2009, 16:36 »

Keepin' on this lead right: Professor Snuggs and Will. Same reasoning as before, 'cept this time they biding they're time.

I'm already dead, ya bastard! You can't kill me anymore...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #236 on: 31 May 2009, 17:11 »

David Dovey and Calenlass
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #237 on: 31 May 2009, 17:12 »

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #238 on: 31 May 2009, 20:04 »

Well, shit. Will, wherever you are, I'll see you soon. Kisses.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #239 on: 31 May 2009, 20:24 »

Actually Will, if you were a zombie, the could kill you repeatedly because you'd keep coming back. So don't go getting buried where you shouldn't be or injected with some crazy ass virus. And don't focus on how delicious the brains are, just stay put in your coffin and you'll be ok.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #240 on: 31 May 2009, 21:44 »

Linds, I ain't no zombie...even in death, this still applies
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #241 on: 31 May 2009, 23:06 »

phooey again - hes fucking with our heads
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #242 on: 31 May 2009, 23:14 »

Death to axerton and David Dovey!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #243 on: 01 Jun 2009, 00:40 »

I've got no grand reasons for this one. I am trying to save my own ass.

Calenlass, I am sorry. It's nothing personal, I don't think you did anything wrong :/

I don't know who else I'm gonna vote for yet. Maybe McTaggart since he's out to get me so hard.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #244 on: 01 Jun 2009, 02:28 »

I think it's time for Professor Snuggles to leave this fair city.

Snalin is being far to clever. We don't like clever around these parts.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #245 on: 01 Jun 2009, 07:24 »

Snalin is already dead, dude.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #246 on: 01 Jun 2009, 12:07 »

axerton, this is in self-defense.  I hope you understand.  I'm not a scumbag.

Also, ledhendrix seems to be a bit too keen on removing "clever" people ... this bodes ill.  Everyone knows street gangs are made up of big dumb brutes with no sense of subtlety.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #247 on: 01 Jun 2009, 20:08 »

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #248 on: 01 Jun 2009, 20:46 »

I guess my second vote goes to Dovey.

I am going to be pretty happy if I don't die. I'm not going to speak on my own behalf at this point. My actions are visible in the thread. I'm just hoping I don't get gatted.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #249 on: 01 Jun 2009, 21:07 »

I want results BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSTyler

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