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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #50 on: 14 May 2009, 23:36 »

I totally am
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #51 on: 15 May 2009, 01:22 »

You might want to give a list of everyone that's playing.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #52 on: 15 May 2009, 02:26 »

There's a list in the first post.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #53 on: 15 May 2009, 12:13 »

Are the lovers simply known as the lovers, or are they actually an individual male and female on opposing sides?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #54 on: 15 May 2009, 12:16 »

Or are they gay?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #55 on: 15 May 2009, 12:24 »

well, calenlass and I are certainly not the lovers...not at all.
Tyler and I are a different story, but THAT'S NOT A PART OF THE GAME!!!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #56 on: 15 May 2009, 12:26 »

Well, we still could be, but we'd have to keep it a secret from Tyler. He might have jealous fits.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #57 on: 15 May 2009, 14:16 »

Now I have to go actually read the rules.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #58 on: 15 May 2009, 21:50 »

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Damn it if there were aids in 1955 it would got rid of all those queer-o-sexuals.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #59 on: 16 May 2009, 16:49 »

Gangs, let me know who you are killing. ASAP
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #60 on: 16 May 2009, 23:53 »

Gee I wonder who is in a gang.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #61 on: 17 May 2009, 08:48 »

Everybody.

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #62 on: 17 May 2009, 11:21 »

I'm not the fucking werewolf.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #63 on: 17 May 2009, 11:24 »

This is boring.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #64 on: 17 May 2009, 11:36 »

I vote Kieffer because he's a big ol' moody pants.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #65 on: 17 May 2009, 12:04 »

Gangs are slow. People are going to be dead this evening one way or another.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #66 on: 17 May 2009, 12:12 »

KHAR!!!!

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #67 on: 17 May 2009, 19:16 »

In the sweet spring air, clamor was heard in the night. Coordinated rhythmic footwork and snapping only meant trouble in the city. Two woodwind shrills in music could only mean there would be hell to find in the morning. The first rays of the sun revealed the body of Patrick in a dumpster, stabbed repeatedly. A few hours later, the corpse of Khar was seen floating in the East River. Someone has to pay for these crimes, but who?


Everyone, it is time to put two people to justice. Name your suspects! The two with the highest accusations against them will be dealt with swiftly.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #68 on: 17 May 2009, 19:26 »

look out! ninjas! and axerton are criminal types.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #69 on: 17 May 2009, 19:32 »

The name professor snuggles reeks of deception.  Down with professor snuggles
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #70 on: 17 May 2009, 19:33 »

I say hang Thomas Edison. And that professor guy, he's up to something. Evil science, probably.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #71 on: 17 May 2009, 19:47 »

Avec must die. He thinks we haven't noticed his prepositionally apt nickname but some of us have.

Zombiedude aswell. Gotta keep those zombies away.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #72 on: 17 May 2009, 20:08 »

I must say, Avec seems to be of the finger-snapping sort.

Also, just to clear it up, I would think we only get one vote?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #73 on: 17 May 2009, 20:12 »

Well, I know for sure it wouldn't be professor snuggles...he's too cutely named for such a thing as murder...

However, Avec seems French.And we know how those French are...HANG HIM, I SAY! HANG THE FROG-EATING BASTARD!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #74 on: 17 May 2009, 20:22 »

Man, I almost kinda feel bad about killing off Avec first every time.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #75 on: 17 May 2009, 20:35 »

« Last Edit: 17 May 2009, 20:44 by Avec »
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #76 on: 17 May 2009, 20:37 »

Oh now I feel bad.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #77 on: 17 May 2009, 20:39 »

On the other hand, cats are known killers.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #78 on: 17 May 2009, 20:42 »

Send Avec to the guillotine, please. Off with his head, the murderous bastard.

Also, ninjas! is suspicious. As a pirate, I can not condone his presence any longer. Walk the plank, ye blackguard.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #79 on: 17 May 2009, 20:44 »



You guys are nazis if that didn't work.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #80 on: 17 May 2009, 20:47 »

What did you do to that poor dog??

JERK.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #81 on: 17 May 2009, 20:48 »

Sorry man, you gots to go
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #82 on: 17 May 2009, 20:50 »

Avec is a total prick. Execute him.

Kill Yayniall as well.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #83 on: 17 May 2009, 20:51 »



Good night, gentlemen.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #84 on: 17 May 2009, 20:55 »

I find it hilarious that the dog is wearing a sweater, yet it still has the dong on full display.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #85 on: 17 May 2009, 20:59 »

That's because dog nipples are the filthiest nipples in the animal kingdom.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #86 on: 17 May 2009, 21:02 »

My fellow citizens...

You will notice that through the course of these accusations, Avec has done NOTHING to prove his innocence. Be not swayed, gentle villagers, by his callous and cynical plays on your heartstrings. Any man who would plead his cause by exploiting the very real, very tragic suffering of those poor doggies is a ruthless bastard indeed.

Already there is a movement calling for his blood...those of you who are undecided, I urge you...for the good of our town...let not this ruffian, this filth plague our streets any longer. Avec must pay for his crimes. Hang him, burn him at the stake, have him drawn and quartered if we must, but DO NOT SPARE HIM HIS LIFE!

If we are to rid ourselves of this cancerous infiltration of...I shudder to say it...gangsters...then we must be swift and unwavering in our weilding the sword of justice.

I remain but a humble servant,


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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #87 on: 17 May 2009, 21:24 »

Sir!

I can not believe that a gentleman of your standing could level such preposterous accusations against oh fuck it KILL AVEC

 
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #88 on: 17 May 2009, 21:34 »

Guys. A reminder. You get to kill two people.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #89 on: 17 May 2009, 21:36 »

OK KILL AVEC AND SNALIN

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #90 on: 17 May 2009, 21:55 »

Guess Avec can go, seems like he isn't in fact with it at all.

Second vote goes dollface. He might be the best new boarder, but he's also the only one who was calling for the death of someone who actually died in the thread ahead of time.

KHAR!!!!

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Seems pretty damning.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #91 on: 17 May 2009, 22:07 »

That does seem a bit suspect. In fact, I'd say almost damning evidence. Let him swing as well, I say! Spare no expense in cleansing our town of these ruffians!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #92 on: 17 May 2009, 22:17 »

Kill Avec! He finds sad pictures of puppies. People who deserve to live have pictures of happy puppies.

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #93 on: 17 May 2009, 22:53 »

Ah. It seems I misunderstood the voting system. Well since I only voted once I shall put my other vote toward Dollface. At first I hesitated, thinking perhaps his adventures in the realms of inebriation had granted him some rudimentary precognitive abilities. Still, his preternatural accuracy damns him. Let us not hesitate to show these rhythmically-inclined menaces that our community will not tolerate their taint.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #94 on: 17 May 2009, 22:56 »

Dollface and Avec, meet the business end of an angry mob!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #95 on: 17 May 2009, 22:57 »

I am part of the angry mob! Rowrrrr! I hoist my pitchfork in the air, wave my torch wildly, and ask God to smite Dollface! Because, Avec said nice things to me in the mediaf!re thread.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #96 on: 17 May 2009, 22:59 »

Well if you going to kill me and i accept that, i dont blame you for doing so but i have one wish and that is that i want to chose how i'm being killed.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #97 on: 17 May 2009, 23:11 »

OK KILL AVEC AND SNALIN

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

OH YES?

WELL THEN COME HERE AND GET ME, YOU MOBSTER SCUM! MY VOTE GOES FOR YOU, David Dovey, FILTHY MONGREL!


And since it's such a popular thing, I'll vote for Avec.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #98 on: 17 May 2009, 23:20 »

Avec & Zombiedude
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #99 on: 17 May 2009, 23:43 »

Avec and Phooey.  The former because it's popular, the latter because a little bit of self promotion goes a long way, and I really like myself a lot.
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