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Tyler

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Happy Mother's Day, QC
« on: 10 May 2009, 08:24 »

I hope everyone at least remembered a phone call home, and special well wishes to Miette and Rachel.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #1 on: 10 May 2009, 09:00 »

Phone call, no.

Though that's because I still live at home. I took my mom out for breakfast today!
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #2 on: 10 May 2009, 09:01 »

I will be making sure to give all of your mothers my best today, as well.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #3 on: 10 May 2009, 14:33 »

Yeah mothers day was aaaaaaaaaaaages ago.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #4 on: 10 May 2009, 14:42 »

I called my mom a few minutes ago.  She was like, "where's my flowers?"  Glad you liked the card mom.

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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #5 on: 10 May 2009, 15:18 »

Nothing is ever good enough for my mother and I have just come to accept that no matter what I do it will a) not be satisfactory or b) overshadowed by my brother - who is a jackass to everyone (especially my mother) on every day that is not a holiday. On holidays he is very good at doing things that make my mother get all weepy and sentimental, where my efforts go unnoticed (no matter how good they are).

I am not bitter though guys.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #6 on: 10 May 2009, 15:21 »

Bought her two things of flowers, a card, did the dishes (which she usually has to drag me into doing), and mowed the back and the front yard.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #7 on: 10 May 2009, 15:58 »

I wrote a song for my mom with my ten year old brothers, and made her Eggs Benedict.
Considering that both were kind of spur of the moment things, they turned out awesome. My poached eggs even came out well!
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #8 on: 10 May 2009, 16:00 »

I saw the movie Taken with my mom.  They are doing a run of it at the nice old theater in town.  Liam Neeson kills everyone.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #9 on: 10 May 2009, 16:01 »

D'awww.


I left her a facebook message.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #10 on: 10 May 2009, 16:26 »

Can I leave her a facebook message?
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #11 on: 10 May 2009, 16:51 »

I took my mom out to lunch and then to see Star Trek. We had a good time.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #12 on: 10 May 2009, 16:59 »

I got my mom a tea pot.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #13 on: 10 May 2009, 17:55 »

I rang my mum, and will go see her tonight and giver her the cd I bought her. Maybe work out a time to go out for dinner or something with her. I hope that my brother actually booked somewhere to take her out to lunch yesterday, seeing as the past few years he hasn't and everywhere has been full.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #14 on: 10 May 2009, 18:05 »

I got my mom a tea pot.

That's funny because I got her a teabag to go with it.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #15 on: 10 May 2009, 18:05 »

Special thanks to Graham, who wrote the above joke for me.

If you would like to write jokes for ptommydski, please PM me at the usual address.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #16 on: 10 May 2009, 18:13 »

Coming up: Late Night Q.C. Live with Tommy Dski.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #17 on: 10 May 2009, 18:14 »

You know to be honest with you, man. I'm a little shocked. I'm kind of... I'm thunderstruck.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #18 on: 10 May 2009, 18:30 »

I went home to hang out with my mom and my grandma. I got them pretty jewelery and my mom's husband grilled and we played a bunch of cards and I got a sunburn. Also I climbed around a barn which was actually really cool (they used to have barn dances there)
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #19 on: 10 May 2009, 18:57 »

Hooray for living at home.

My sister got her perfume. She put my name on it, whoo! (I'm broke).

I'll be out of the house and living on my own when I'm 17 tho'.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #20 on: 10 May 2009, 20:15 »

I called my mom and we talked for a bit.

She said she had to finish washing the dogs and that she would call me back later.

She didn't.

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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #21 on: 11 May 2009, 03:37 »

Can I leave her a facebook message?

Mother's Day was ages ago here, it's a bit late for that. Sorry Tyler, but you are a bad son in law.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day, QC
« Reply #22 on: 11 May 2009, 04:15 »

Thanks Tyler! 

My kid is still too small to understand that she needs to be totally awesome for me.  Fortunately, she's wonderful 99% of the time anyway. 
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