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Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« on: 17 May 2009, 12:40 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf-izM1FWh8

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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: 17 May 2009, 12:44 »

Nope.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: 17 May 2009, 12:46 »

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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: 17 May 2009, 12:50 »

Machoman?
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: 17 May 2009, 12:53 »

I always thought supermanning meant burning someone apart with laser eye beams or punching someone through a continental shelf.
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Oddly enough the "oh no boobs!" box in the background of todays comic is my usual reaction.

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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: 17 May 2009, 12:56 »

Now, here's the drill, a couple of board members will tell you to eat shit, then someone will try to act grown up and tell you all about how shit works around here, and if you are lucky they will tell the first people that they are overdoing it. Then people will argue about when they can tell people to eat shit, and if you get defensive, this thread might get to two pages of arguments.

This is like a bad sit com: the same lines, the same characters, just a mix of who says what.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: 17 May 2009, 13:03 »

Alright Tommy, what the hell is that?
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: 17 May 2009, 13:06 »

That's a spider, right?
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: 17 May 2009, 13:07 »

That's what's referred to as redefining the paradigm
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: 17 May 2009, 13:08 »

Do...do I stab it or hug it?
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« Reply #11 on: 17 May 2009, 13:11 »

He just wants to know if you are still down for Burning Man this year.
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« Reply #12 on: 17 May 2009, 13:26 »

I always thought supermanning meant burning someone apart with laser eye beams or punching someone through a continental shelf.

Oh man, you are so wrong.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: 17 May 2009, 13:41 »

Oh so it means that you save that hooker from the vicious cycle of prostitution that is her life? I mean, Superman is known for fighting crime and shit, and prostitution is a crime where I come from. I don't know, jesus.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: 17 May 2009, 13:58 »

Supes is a pretty good guy so he would probably try to talk to her for a bit, see if he could help.

Thats a wolf spider, its one of the few spiders that doesn't make webs, it goes around on its own, though they sometimes build burrows.
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« Reply #15 on: 17 May 2009, 14:01 »

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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: 17 May 2009, 14:24 »

Thats silver age supes (for the most part, some of the more modern and older stuff is in  here too but I note that most of it comes from the silver age) and usually its just the front covers that try to prove he's a dick.

He's nice, really I mean if I was basically a physical god I would probably be a lot less nice than him.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: 17 May 2009, 15:42 »

I'm so glad this thread exceeded my expectations.  I thought it was going to be jokes about Soulja Boi.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: 17 May 2009, 16:00 »

Now, here's the drill, a couple of board members will tell you to eat shit, then someone will try to act grown up and tell you all about how shit works around here, and if you are lucky they will tell the first people that they are overdoing it. Then people will argue about when they can tell people to eat shit, and if you get defensive, this thread might get to two pages of arguments.

This is like a bad sit com: the same lines, the same characters, just a mix of who says what.

Stop trivializing our culture!!
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: 17 May 2009, 17:04 »

That's a spider, right?

Either that, or the scariest vagina ever.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: 17 May 2009, 17:06 »

The vagina drags you back to it's lair to inject venom into you.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: 17 May 2009, 17:07 »

Vagjection!
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: 17 May 2009, 17:35 »

Kinky.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: 17 May 2009, 17:45 »

To keep this thread on subject of deadly vaginas.

http://www.teethmovie.com/
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: 17 May 2009, 18:06 »

Oh, fuck you so hard...I've been trying to forget that movie exists ever since I first heard of it...
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« Reply #25 on: 17 May 2009, 18:42 »

Are you kidding? It's such a good movie. Incredibly uncomfortable and unsettling, but great as the black comedy / thriller parody that it is. I watched it with my hands over my mmhmhm as a protective gauntlet.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #26 on: 17 May 2009, 19:28 »

I haven't clicked the link in the OP yet, does does it explain that "Superman dat Ho" means ejaculating on a girl's back?
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: 17 May 2009, 19:34 »

and sticking the sheet on her, so when she wakes up it sticks to her like superman's cape
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #28 on: 17 May 2009, 19:37 »

I was happier not knowing that such behaviour was common enough practice to have its own slang term.
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« Reply #29 on: 17 May 2009, 19:56 »

.....still better than a gorilla mask
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« Reply #30 on: 17 May 2009, 20:40 »

Man, I know too many informal titles for repulsive intimacy for my own good. Just to add fuel to the fire, how about an Alabama Hot Pocket?
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #31 on: 17 May 2009, 20:53 »

Pinch the squid.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #32 on: 17 May 2009, 21:14 »

Hey!
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #33 on: 17 May 2009, 21:18 »

FUCK YOU TOMMY

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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #34 on: 17 May 2009, 21:25 »

Me too. I once squashed a spider because there was no one to save me, and I ended up vomiting.

BUT! that one is kind of cute?
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« Reply #35 on: 17 May 2009, 21:30 »

Girl you trippin.

Today I opened my car window and a spider must've been camping on my car door or something because it abseiled down past my window and the wind kind of blew it back and forth out of the car and right next to my head and I screamed like a girl and if there were recording devices hidden in the car everyone would've heard it.
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« Reply #36 on: 17 May 2009, 21:31 »

It was a big ugly hairy motherfucker too
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« Reply #37 on: 17 May 2009, 21:48 »

EW EW EW but I think I'd like a hairy motherfucker as opposed to a non-hairy spider, because being hairy is almost always good. It's like you take a spider and give him a beard or something and I'd probably be alright with it.

But here. Here is a video of kittens playing in a box of tissues and also there is Spoon playing.
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« Reply #38 on: 17 May 2009, 21:57 »

^_^
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #39 on: 17 May 2009, 22:07 »

Dovey, how the hell have you survived in Australia this long.
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« Reply #40 on: 17 May 2009, 22:54 »

The best use of spiders you'll see all week:

Spider.
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« Reply #41 on: 17 May 2009, 22:57 »

Dovey, how the hell have you survived in Australia this long.

a combination of never leaving the city and making sure there is always someone to kill the spiders for me (usually while I cower in another room)
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #42 on: 17 May 2009, 23:22 »

Pinch the squid.

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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #43 on: 17 May 2009, 23:22 »

Tommy

Everybody is on a first name with this guy.  
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #44 on: 17 May 2009, 23:23 »

Spiders are so cool.  They are probably my favorite creepy-crawly thing.  The only reason I freaked out when there was a spider in my apartment was the fact that my cat was trying to eat it, and I couldn't figure out whether or not the spider was poisonous to small mammals.  

Now centipedes, on the other hand.  Ech.  Ech ech ech.  Those basement dwelling things with some long legs and some short legs?  I woke up with one on me once and never quite recovered.  
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #45 on: 17 May 2009, 23:26 »

Pinch the squid.

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You know it was good when you set off a Geiger counter afterward.

And then nine months later, when you find yourself parent of a mutated newborn, and barren for the rest of your life, what little you have of it before your child murders you in your sleep.

But man, it was totally worth it.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #46 on: 18 May 2009, 00:38 »

I woke up with one on me once and never quite recovered. 

That is a traumatizing experience, I'm so sorry. Centipedes are the grossest things.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #47 on: 18 May 2009, 01:27 »

no, those parastic wasps are the grossest things ever... or possibly slugs.

I always feel bad for killing insect's, its not a fair fight when you are so much bigger than they are.

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« Reply #48 on: 18 May 2009, 01:30 »

They may be small, but those bastards are quick. 
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #49 on: 18 May 2009, 02:28 »

Dovey, how the hell have you survived in Australia this long.

a combination of never leaving the city and making sure there is always someone to kill the spiders for me (usually while I cower in another room)

In my nice quiet suburban garden there is this two inch big spider that's stretched it's web across the path between two flower beds. It's been there maybe four months now. When things fly into it's web it grabs them and moves them into a line above the centre of the web where the spider sits and waits. There's an even bigger one next door with a web that stretches between their shed and a tree maybe three metres away. Spiders are fascinating.
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