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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #50 on: 18 May 2009, 06:46 »

It's also mildly disturbing.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #51 on: 18 May 2009, 06:46 »

I don't know why I ever looked it up, considering I'm terrified of spiders, but look up camel spiders. Like, even a really tiny picture of one is terrifying as hell.

Man, now I'm all freaked out because I looked them up and I really shouldn't have listened to that girl who told me to look them up because they are FUCKING TERRIFYING.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #52 on: 18 May 2009, 07:35 »

Because the silk is stronger (relativly) than steel, but we can't really "farm" spiders, but we can farm goats. It gives a great building material, is somewhat thicker and its just kind of awesome.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #53 on: 18 May 2009, 07:46 »

Dude they already farm spiders.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #54 on: 18 May 2009, 08:22 »

I mentally say the p.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #55 on: 18 May 2009, 08:51 »

I mentally spell it without the p.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #56 on: 18 May 2009, 08:59 »

You're not meant to say the p in Pterodactyl?
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #57 on: 18 May 2009, 09:11 »

Nor in Ptarmigan, nor pteryx, nor Ptolemy.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #58 on: 18 May 2009, 09:15 »

Pneumonia! Psychiatrist! Pseudonym! Psalm!
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #59 on: 18 May 2009, 09:34 »

That's a lie. You're messing with my head. Really?
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #60 on: 18 May 2009, 12:02 »

do we say the P in pwhodges??
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #61 on: 18 May 2009, 12:07 »

I have been pronouncing it "Atrick"
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #62 on: 18 May 2009, 15:06 »

Good, I don't have to deck you for saying my name like a plebeian.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #63 on: 18 May 2009, 15:08 »

A lebian?


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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #64 on: 18 May 2009, 15:16 »

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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #65 on: 18 May 2009, 15:26 »

Tommy, I've been meaning to ask, is the silent P a reference to Wodehouse's Psmith?
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #66 on: 18 May 2009, 15:45 »

do we say the P in pwhodges??

The p stands for Saul, obviously, and the w stands for Boniface by the reverse logic (there - a puzzle for you!).
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #67 on: 18 May 2009, 16:06 »

Spiders are awesome.  I freak my wife out with them whenever possible.

During the summer here it is not unusual to see a tarantula the size of your hand cruising up and down the sidewalk, like they are on their way to the store for a pack of smokes or something.
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #68 on: 18 May 2009, 19:03 »

People tend to work it out.

I kid.

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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #69 on: 18 May 2009, 21:34 »

Man I was on a roll knowing all the silent-P words. But Ptolemy? That... sounds strange without the p....  :-(
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Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #70 on: 18 May 2009, 22:27 »

w stands for Boniface by the reverse logic (there - a puzzle for you!).

Winfrid, eh?
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #71 on: 18 May 2009, 22:58 »

Phooey is smarter than me. I spent half an hour trying to deconstruct that and missed the obvious clue.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #72 on: 18 May 2009, 23:05 »

You didn't think to Google it either?
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #73 on: 18 May 2009, 23:31 »

That would've taken all the fun out of it.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #74 on: 18 May 2009, 23:48 »

Winfrith.  The d at the end in the Wikipedia article should be (and I suspect someone's confused it with Winifred).  My father was a religious philosopher, and was studying St Boniface at the time I was born; I glad I didn't get that for a name, though.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #75 on: 19 May 2009, 01:45 »

That would've taken all the fun out of it.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #76 on: 19 May 2009, 02:44 »



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« Reply #77 on: 19 May 2009, 02:49 »

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« Reply #78 on: 19 May 2009, 02:50 »

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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #79 on: 19 May 2009, 02:50 »

Did I ever mention I like spiders?
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #80 on: 19 May 2009, 02:57 »

you are so fucking evil.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #81 on: 19 May 2009, 02:58 »

I accept your challenge.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #82 on: 19 May 2009, 03:00 »

Oh my god stop it with the psiders.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #83 on: 19 May 2009, 03:05 »

Clock spider was never really scary to me.  It's been around the internets for about a decade. though.

Giant centipedes, giant jellyfish, and certain cephalopods tend to creep me the hell out.  The first because they are fast, relatively large, super poisonous, needlessly aggressive, and invincible.  One ran out from a plant at my friend vacationing in Hawaii.  His brother picks up a shovel and smashes the damn thing with the spade.  It barely phases it and it flails around for a second before running off.  The second are stupidly big and deadly for something that isn't even bilaterally symmetric.  The last because they have some alien lovecraftian intelligence and can communicate with chromatophores.   The smaller they get the more poisonous they are, and the bigger they get the exponentially stronger they get.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #84 on: 19 May 2009, 03:16 »

I accept your challenge.

Is this where is gets interesting?
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #85 on: 19 May 2009, 03:23 »

I hope pso, also I am hoping that psomeones made a "we are legion" pstyle caption for the baby pspider picture.

Anyone else planning on adding "P's" to anything that pstarts with an S?
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #86 on: 19 May 2009, 03:53 »

Anyone else planning on adding "P's"

I'm just not going to use them for the rest of the day.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #87 on: 19 May 2009, 04:12 »

I'm just waiting for this thread to turn into this.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #88 on: 19 May 2009, 13:03 »

Retrograde Wheelbarrow

(am i too late?)
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #89 on: 19 May 2009, 13:09 »

My perfectly good thread with a link to arguably the greatest wedding song of all time become a circle jerk about spiders.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #90 on: 19 May 2009, 13:12 »

You say that as if the original post was promising.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #91 on: 19 May 2009, 13:14 »

The spider circle jerk obviously made this thread worth reading.
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« Reply #92 on: 19 May 2009, 14:29 »

Circle Jerk.

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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #93 on: 19 May 2009, 14:50 »

circle jerk>spiders
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #94 on: 19 May 2009, 16:12 »

I would pay to see this.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #95 on: 19 May 2009, 16:41 »

Yeah, so I tabbed very quickly down the last page. Stop it with the fucking spiders.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #96 on: 19 May 2009, 16:43 »

As opposed to the music forums, which is a Spiderland circle jerk.
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« Reply #97 on: 19 May 2009, 16:47 »

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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #98 on: 19 May 2009, 18:46 »

You say that as if the thread title was promising.
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Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
« Reply #99 on: 19 May 2009, 19:56 »

circle jerk>spiders

I disagree, the Circle Jerks were not better than The Spiders.
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