Topic: The Haiku game! (Read 14159 times)

JD · « **on:** 07 Jun 2009, 00:32 »

Everybody likes Haiku's, right?

THE RULES:
Each post must contain a Haiku (but can contain other things, too).
A Haiku is a poem that has a 5-7-5 syllable structure.
Your Haiku must BEGIN with the LAST word of the previous Haiku.
Bonus points if you can pull off a limerick

Things I am doing:
Typing on the computer
Listening to tunes

Eris · « **Reply #1 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 00:36 »

Tunes don't help me now.
Black tears running down my face
and I want to die

(woo, shitty goth poetry haikus!)

JD · « **Reply #2 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 01:02 »

Die you goddamn ant
Are you immune to the raid?
Stomping it worked well

Dollface · « **Reply #3 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 01:11 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 07 Jun 2009, 01:02

Die you goddamn ant
Are you immune to the raid?
Stomping it worked well

Wow just wow.

Caspian · « **Reply #4 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 03:39 »

Yeah that was pretty cool.

Haikus tend to be
Way too freaking short to tell
A decent story

Dazed · « **Reply #5 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 05:41 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 07 Jun 2009, 01:02

Die you goddamn ant
Are you immune to the raid?
Stomping it worked well

Well, I just woke up
way too goddamned hungover
must make coffee now

Spluff · « **Reply #6 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 05:53 »

(whoops)

Lines · « **Reply #7 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 06:44 »

Now I'm not sure that
you guys understand
the rules of this game.

StMonkey · « **Reply #8 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 07:30 »

Game that punk sucka
He be all up in my grill
Bust cap in his ass

ledhendrix · « **Reply #9 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 07:44 »

Ass in my presence
What is the meaning of this?
I am disgusted

nobo · « **Reply #10 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 08:02 »

Disgusted with ass?
Must be in the wrong strip club
off to chippendales

DonInKansas · « **Reply #11 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 08:12 »

Chippendales dancer
Shakin his thang all over
Banana hammock

Lines · « **Reply #12 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 08:23 »

Hammock is swinging
in the breezy afternoon.
Could stay forever.

pwhodges · « **Reply #13 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 08:43 »

Forever? Too long.
Happiness is the present;
Let the future wait.

snalin · « **Reply #14 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 09:52 »

Wait, bitch, hear me out
He will be gone forever
I am your new pimp

Tyler · « **Reply #15 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 11:42 »

Pimp My Ride drones on;
his body still sits alert.
Death by MTV.

pwhodges · « **Reply #16 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 14:33 »

VHS is dead;
DVD is dying next;
Blu-ray is the thing.

LittleKey · « **Reply #17 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 15:49 »

Thing of death and blood
Dripping red and so tasteful
It gives up the ghost.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #18 on:** 07 Jun 2009, 21:02 »

Ghost within my home
Haunts me while I am sleeping
Thing needs to move on

DarkAvenger · « **Reply #19 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 00:43 »

On the dead water
I sit and stare at the sea
Should have brought a boat

David_Dovey · « **Reply #20 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 02:04 »

Boat boat boat boat boat
Boat boat boat boat boat boat boat
Boat boat boat boat boat

pwhodges · « **Reply #21 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 02:21 »

Boat on the river,
Children on their inner-tubes,
Happy on the water.

Caspian · « **Reply #22 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 02:32 »

Water in my bed?
Is warm and very seedy
Damn, smells like urine

snalin · « **Reply #23 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 04:35 »

urine fills my nose
as the girl gives one more round
of wild piss-dunking

David_Dovey · « **Reply #24 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 04:37 »

Dunking my Tim-Tams
in my piping hot coffee
makes me so messy

pwhodges · « **Reply #25 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 04:42 »

Messy, messy mess!
I love playing in soft mud,
Squidging with my toes.

MadassAlex · « **Reply #26 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 04:56 »

Toes go STUB! at night
It hurts very very much
I dislike the pain

Caspian · « **Reply #27 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 07:36 »

Pain. I can't think of
A good haiku for this one.
So try this: asdf

pwhodges · « **Reply #28 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 07:57 »

asdf web hosting
I had not heard of before;
But today I have.

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #29 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 09:01 »

Have another drink:
Long night, short life, and we are
Just getting started.

Yayniall · « **Reply #30 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 09:17 »

Started on another
Twas a limerick with a
Haiku found inside

'There was a young man called Ryu
Who wrote his fair share of haikus
down downforward forward punch
Hadouken all in your junk
"The structure's wrong", "Fight you!"'

Tyler · « **Reply #31 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 09:19 »

pwhodges · « **Reply #32 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 09:23 »

Started another;
No limerick has appeared -
Only a haiku.

pwhodges · « **Reply #33 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 13:20 »

A haiku once started a thread,
then a limerick came in its stead.
But that wasn't so nice,
and just didn't suffice;
So the thread is now totally dead.

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #34 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 14:39 »

Dead. Not good to be.
I would rather live.
Dead? No, not myself.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #35 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 14:41 »

Myself, I bemoan
The day when 5-7-5
Is eschewed, ignored

pwhodges · « **Reply #36 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 14:45 »

Ignored is not good.
But no worse than just being
Self-referential.

StMonkey · « **Reply #37 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 21:35 »

Self-referential
I do talk about myself
Just not all the time

Zingoleb · « **Reply #38 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 22:34 »

Time to write something
Hope that it is good enough
Damn, I'm out of room

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #39 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 22:59 »

Room is plentiful
Emptiness fills my bedroom
God I'm so lonely

Zingoleb · « **Reply #40 on:** 08 Jun 2009, 23:14 »

Lonely dog chases
His tail within the forest
He sees his own ass

ledhendrix · « **Reply #41 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 02:30 »

Ass is in this thread
I've seen it too many times
Life has lost meaning

allison · « **Reply #42 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 06:11 »

Oh, what does life mean?
Does anyone really care?
Let's just get wasted.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #43 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 06:16 »

Wasted days go by
Like ducks on a breezy pond
Fluffy and windblown.

StMonkey · « **Reply #44 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 06:20 »

Windblown and mouth blown
Today was quite a good day
For walking outside

pwhodges · « **Reply #45 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 06:28 »

Outside or inside?
Does the choice really matter?
No. No, not at all.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #46 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 12:49 »

All the little things
Are eating at my insides
The stomach flu blows.

pwhodges · « **Reply #47 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 13:15 »

Blows the winter wind?
Ah yes, and it's still unkind.
Or so Shakespear said...

StMonkey · « **Reply #48 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 15:15 »

Said I, to the king,
"Have all your troops assemble.
I will kill them all"

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #49 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 15:28 »

All my pants won't fit.
The calorie is my foe.
Tomorrow we fight.

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