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Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« on: 08 Jun 2009, 21:02 »

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The 1000 Question Purity test


34.8
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #1 on: 08 Jun 2009, 21:03 »

88.8% woooo

I am the most pure in meebo.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #2 on: 08 Jun 2009, 21:03 »

To clarify the percentage you should post is the amount of purity you are, not the corruption.

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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #3 on: 08 Jun 2009, 21:04 »

82.6

High fives for 80s, Hanners! o/
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #4 on: 08 Jun 2009, 21:05 »

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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #5 on: 08 Jun 2009, 21:36 »

79%

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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #6 on: 08 Jun 2009, 21:50 »

I got 72.7.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #7 on: 08 Jun 2009, 21:52 »

That shit is to loooong I got to number 45 and quit. Sorry QC I will never know how pure I am.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #8 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:01 »

Never say never, chief
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #9 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:02 »

90%.
Yeah!

Is this good or bad?
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #10 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:03 »

55.4%.  I expected lower but I guess I haven't had sex in too many public places (that seemed to be quite the theme for a while).
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #11 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:11 »

66.3

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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #12 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:18 »

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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #13 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:19 »

70.4% sexually pure. Seems about right.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #14 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:31 »

Johnnyyyyyyyyy I want to know what you got, post your score.

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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #15 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:32 »

86.6% pure. Hmm.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #16 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:36 »

71.2%

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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #17 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:42 »

Tyler, only because you're the "least pure" I am imagining you now as a dude who has had sex with several animals in the presence of some people but have never ever taken any drug.

(PS I kind of feel totally boring now) (more than usual)
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #18 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:44 »

They call me the zookeeper.


(but really. ew.)
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #19 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:46 »

This is something that I have been wanting to do for awhile but never got around to.

Time to get to it.

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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #20 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:51 »

51.6%

So many things on the to-do list.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #21 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:57 »

Someone invent a program that ticks 1000 boxes and get back to me please?
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #22 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:59 »

I refuse to answer these on the grounds that they may incriminate me.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #23 on: 08 Jun 2009, 23:01 »

I am informed that only 800 or so boxes are to be ticked.

Regardless.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #24 on: 08 Jun 2009, 23:59 »

I've had sex only once.

You answered "yes" to 372 of 1000 questions, making you 62.8% sexually pure (37.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 62.8% pure in the sex domain.

All those ones about location...damn.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #25 on: 09 Jun 2009, 00:02 »

Yeah, I was looking at the thing earlier and gave up because I was sick of ticking boxes.  They should supply two different versions, one where you say the things you've done and another where you tick the ones you haven't, or at the very least give a way to tick all boxes in a certain subsection at once and un-tick the ones you haven't gotten around to yet.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #26 on: 09 Jun 2009, 00:09 »

67.8% pure. Some of those things.. I just.. no way.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #27 on: 09 Jun 2009, 00:43 »

90%.
Yeah!

Is this good or bad?
Yes.

I scored 81%, boring. I am committed to changing this.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #28 on: 09 Jun 2009, 00:52 »

78.0%

I am okay with this.  For now.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #29 on: 09 Jun 2009, 01:59 »

95.1% sexually pure. Yay!
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #30 on: 09 Jun 2009, 02:09 »

70%.  Average.  Well, well.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #31 on: 09 Jun 2009, 02:11 »

I am informed that only 800 or so boxes are to be ticked.

Regardless.

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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #32 on: 09 Jun 2009, 02:49 »

67.4% purity...


with a weirdness of 20%?
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #33 on: 09 Jun 2009, 03:27 »

87.2% Pure!

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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #34 on: 09 Jun 2009, 03:29 »

89.9% pure, 6% weird, 80% sick of ticking boxes.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #35 on: 09 Jun 2009, 03:51 »

70.6% pure, I guess I ought to get on the whole "sex in churches for the purposes of people seeing me" thing
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #36 on: 09 Jun 2009, 04:08 »

72.2%

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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #37 on: 09 Jun 2009, 04:19 »

You answered "yes" to 348 of 1000 questions, making you 65.2% sexually pure (34.8% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 65.2% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 16%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #38 on: 09 Jun 2009, 04:25 »

76.1%.

I'm cool with it!
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #39 on: 09 Jun 2009, 04:27 »

I thought I would be way dirtier  :cry:
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #40 on: 09 Jun 2009, 04:31 »

60.6%


I have a lot of work to do.
Also I am ashamed of myself.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #41 on: 09 Jun 2009, 05:09 »

I only had time for the first 368 questions since I'm working, but here's what that got me.

76.6% sexually pure
The average purity for this test is 72.2%.
weirdness factor of 10%

I'm kind of curious, so I may finish it later if I remember.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #42 on: 09 Jun 2009, 05:13 »

that's an awful lot of questions to work out something you already know and probably doesn't matter anyway unless you hang out with the kind of people who care about this kind of thing, but those people are usually kinda lame anyway so who cares I guess.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #43 on: 09 Jun 2009, 05:21 »

QC hates fun QC hates fun
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #44 on: 09 Jun 2009, 06:00 »

76.1% purity WOOOO.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #45 on: 09 Jun 2009, 06:25 »

I'm going to stick to reading the archives of Text From Last Night instead. It's like this questionnaire only with considerably more laughs and considerably fewer tick-boxes.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #46 on: 09 Jun 2009, 06:49 »

QC hates fun QC hates fun

ANDY IS A PERVERT ANDY IS A PERVERT
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #47 on: 09 Jun 2009, 08:46 »

qc hates fun? well I guess they would have to in order to take part in this quiz. it's a pretty long quiz with pretty dull results. if this was less than 500 questions, it'd be a little less silly. honestly now.
you don't tick 800 boxes to determine whether or not you like the colour blue so why would you tick 800 boxes to see how sexually experienced you are?
what this quiz essentially boils down to is 'are you adventurous: y/n'. the first post could be 'have you tried any of the following?' and everybody could say yes or no and talk about the weird shit they've done, it'd be the same thread pretty much. except people would complain because that version would be a lot more explicit. that thread has been turned into this boring safe thread by instead using a percentage score generated by a quiz.
I don't care about percentages and spreadsheets or whatever, they're just not fun. I want creative writing and graphic illustrations.

can't we have a 1000 question strong quiz to determine something useful that we couldn't otherwise work out? something like which pokemon I am?
really, this quiz is boring, come back with a better quiz.
people tell me I hate fun because I am not interested in what they're doing, but usually what those people are doing is BOOOORING.

Challenge: Explain why this is a fun quiz because I do not think any of you can. This entire thread is the old thread we had about sex. Except it's now in spreadsheet format where the results are largely anonymous. Way to have fun, you guys.
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #48 on: 09 Jun 2009, 08:55 »

I feel like people with a score lower than sixty or so have had to satisfy one of the following, just because of the way the test read:

1. Be into scat play
2. Be into scat play in public
3. Be into scat play whilst swinging both ways
3. Be into scat play in a bunch of really unsexy places (on horseback, in the closet)
4. Be into scat play whilst doing a lot of drugs
5. Be into scat play, scatologically speaking
6. "coprophilia"
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Re: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal
« Reply #49 on: 09 Jun 2009, 09:02 »

hey darryl you are just just jealous because you have never had sex on top of a horse and then had sex with it and then killed it and then had sex with it some more and then cooked it and had sex with it again and then eaten it and then pooped it out into your diaper and then eaten it again.

just because your life is VANILLA and BORING doesn't mean you have to ruin our fun!
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