Topic: Because tests aren't just for Livejournal (Read 10992 times)

Sox · « **Reply #50 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 09:42 »

I did that EXACT same thing to work out an average annual profit margin on a spreadsheet last week!

snalin · « **Reply #51 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 10:10 »

profit margin and scat sex: surprisingly similar!

redglasscurls · « **Reply #52 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 10:17 »

Mai, I just spit water across my laptop reading that

MrBlu · « **Reply #53 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 10:47 »

I'm actually quite surprised about how many of the first 20 I answered "yes" to.

calenlass · « **Reply #54 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 18:04 »

~~58.8% corrupt~~41.2% pure.

Things I am sad I have not done earlier, and which are now on my To Do list this summer are:

skinny dipping [with others is optional]
join the mile high club

Also I am kind of sad none of my band camp stuff was eligible under anything other than "had sex with a dude" or whatever.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #55 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 18:29 »

You answered "yes" to 476 of 1000 questions, making you 52.4% sexually pure (47.6% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 52.4% pure in the sex domain.

Higher than I expected!

I need some group sex and drugs.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #56 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 18:38 »

And I need to fuck a dude on a boat.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #57 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 18:50 »

Why hello there Ozy

tania · « **Reply #58 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 18:52 »

don't try pcp ozy, it is the worst

Eris · « **Reply #59 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 18:55 »

Try pcp then bit a small boy's eye out! I hear that is the done thing. Also after that, go and try to chop your legs off with an axe.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #60 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 18:56 »

And then replace your legs with guns.

Works well against zombies.

tania · « **Reply #61 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 18:59 »

but how would you run away from the zombies?... or is this one of those things where you wouldn't need to run away because your legs are guns and you can just shoot them. i always really sucked at the zombie threads.

Eris · « **Reply #62 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 19:01 »

A man really did bite out his son's eye while on pcp. It is pretty scary.

It seems I like to read about terrible things people do in the news, which then makes me sad about how awful people are.

Reed · « **Reply #63 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 19:03 »

Tania, it's a Rose McGowen thing:

phooey · « **Reply #64 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 19:48 »

Guys I just buttfucked a lesbian meatloaf with an inanimate object (ie fountain pen, Coke bottle) in an antique telephone booth with the knowledge that someone was watching with my hands tied behind my back.

Am I part of The Gang now?

phooey · « **Reply #65 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 19:50 »

Oh, high on qualudes.

Lines · « **Reply #66 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 20:16 »

Ok, so have any of you had sex/oral sex on horseback? I am still very confused about where that question even came from. Is this some sort of fetish that just isn't talked about? I mean, I've heard of sex, etc on a motorcycle (that is parked), but not while on top of a horse. Wouldn't the thing buck you off or something?

I know if I were a horse, I'd be all, "Excuse me, people having sex on my back, you can have sex on the ground, ok?" and then stomp on them.

phooey · « **Reply #67 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 20:21 »

post/av

LittleKey · « **Reply #68 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 20:47 »

You answered "yes" to 50 of 1000 questions, making you 95.0% sexually pure (5.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 95.0% pure in the sex domain.

And my weirdness factor is seven percent.

I expected even higher than that, honestly. I need to go outside more. But oh my god there were so many strange questions; I feel like a bad person just READING that test.

Inlander · « **Reply #69 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 21:03 »

Quote from: LittleKey on 09 Jun 2009, 20:47

I need to go outside more.

I'd wait a while: right now there's some people fucking on your lawn.

LittleKey · « **Reply #70 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 21:40 »

Quote from: Inlander on 09 Jun 2009, 21:03

Quote from: LittleKey on 09 Jun 2009, 20:47
I need to go outside more.

I'd wait a while: right now there's some people fucking on your lawn.

That would be uncomfortable. It's pretty cold out there and the ground's hard. I wish them luck.

phooey · « **Reply #71 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 21:43 »

If it's cold enough, they get another point!

Inlander · « **Reply #72 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 21:49 »

Have you ever:

1001 [ ] suffered from frostbite as a consequence of having sex outside in winter?

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #73 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 22:05 »

oh hey, 69.8% pure. i don't think that's entirely accurate.

0bsessions · « **Reply #74 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 22:33 »

Quote from: pen on 09 Jun 2009, 05:09

I only had time for the first 368 questions since I'm working, but here's what that got me.

76.6% sexually pure
The average purity for this test is 72.2%.
weirdness factor of 10%

I'm kind of curious, so I may finish it later if I remember.

No, no, finish. They get to you later. You big freaky freak.

Quote from: iamiam on 09 Jun 2009, 09:02

hey darryl you are just just jealous because you have never had sex on top of a horse and then had sex with it and then killed it and then had sex with it some more and then cooked it and had sex with it again and then eaten it and then pooped it out into your diaper and then eaten it again.

just because your life is VANILLA and BORING doesn't mean you have to ruin our fun!

The law of averages dictates that there is probably at least one person in the world who would tick off every single one of them.

Quote from: tania on 09 Jun 2009, 09:12

i don't have any tattoos and i have never been interested in or had sex with any ladies. i think this test is trying to tell me i am a pervert.

Man. Tommy talks about it so much I'd honestly forgotten you weren't gay. Who's the worse person in this, me or Tommy?

Oh hey, and I got a 62.8% with a 19% weirdness. Go me.

MrBlu · « **Reply #75 on:** 09 Jun 2009, 23:34 »

Quote from: Linds on 09 Jun 2009, 20:16

Ok, so have any of you had sex/oral sex on horseback? I am still very confused about where that question even came from. Is this some sort of fetish that just isn't talked about? I mean, I've heard of sex, etc on a motorcycle (that is parked), but not while on top of a horse. Wouldn't the thing buck you off or something?

I know if I were a horse, I'd be all, "Excuse me, people having sex on my back, you can have sex on the ground, ok?" and then stomp on them.

More than likely, multiple people have done this, in order to warrant that question, thus, if you search hard enough, there is probably a community of people that are interested, or find pleasure in committing said act, and if you spend a couple more seconds searching, you will find videos of said act.

tania · « **Reply #76 on:** 10 Jun 2009, 16:36 »

horse humpers
not porn, just very weird indeed, although headphones might be a good idea if you're around people who don't want to hear about horse penis.

i've probably shared this video before, and okay so it's not quite people having sex on horseback but holy moley.

SilentJ · « **Reply #77 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 00:47 »

Man some of the things in that first section are rather disturbing. Plus I'm kind of troubled by the writers of the test implying that a person will most likely commit murder, plot sedition and/or treason, or used the black market before they have sex for the first time.

65.3% pure, 15% weird. I was on a roll until the beastiality and drugs sections came up, dammit.

pen · « **Reply #78 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 08:35 »

"You answered "yes" to 567 of 1000 questions, making you 43.3% sexually pure (56.7% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 43.3% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 31%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test."

HellStorm · « **Reply #79 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 08:35 »

Quote from: tania on 10 Jun 2009, 16:36

horse humpers
not porn, just very weird indeed, although headphones might be a good idea if you're around people who don't want to hear about horse penis.

i've probably shared this video before, and okay so it's not quite people having sex on horseback but holy moley.

Oh dear.
I feel sorry for the camera crew. They must have felt soo awkward.

0bsessions · « **Reply #80 on:** 13 Jun 2009, 08:56 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 09 Jun 2009, 22:33

Oh hey, and I got a 62.8% with a 19% weirdness. Go me.

Quote from: pen on 13 Jun 2009, 08:35

"You answered "yes" to 567 of 1000 questions, making you 43.3% sexually pure (56.7% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 43.3% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 31%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test."

Me and you....we need to talk.

All_¥our_Bass · « **Reply #81 on:** 04 Jul 2009, 00:45 »

You answered "yes" to 116 of 1000 questions, making you

88.4% sexually pure (11.6% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 88.4% pure in the sex domain.

Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 6%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 72.2%.

Radical AC · « **Reply #82 on:** 04 Jul 2009, 03:43 »

84.7% pure

I guess I'm kind of boring.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #83 on:** 04 Jul 2009, 04:48 »

97.6% pure... I am so tempted to step in front of a bus after seeing that.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #84 on:** 04 Jul 2009, 05:56 »

74.1% sexually pure

Weirdness Factor 13%

I've got a lot of sexin in different places to do.

NeverQuiteGoth · « **Reply #85 on:** 04 Jul 2009, 10:38 »

Quote

You answered "yes" to 159 of 1000 questions, making you 84.1% sexually pure (15.9% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 84.1% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 12%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 72.2%.
The first submission for this test was received March 5, 1996.

tinysmidgen · « **Reply #86 on:** 04 Jul 2009, 20:59 »

65.2%

I've only slept with three people =\

ackblom12 · « **Reply #87 on:** 04 Jul 2009, 21:10 »

I've slept with one. No excuses

Zingoleb · « **Reply #88 on:** 04 Jul 2009, 22:06 »

Quote from: ackblom12 on 04 Jul 2009, 21:10

I've slept with one. No excuses

ibrahimdelil · « **Reply #89 on:** 06 Jul 2009, 06:20 »

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You answered "yes" to 714 of 1000 questions, making you 28.6% sexually pure (71.4% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 28.6% pure in the sex domain.

uhh ._.

bainidhe_dub · « **Reply #90 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 11:22 »

82.4% pure, 7% weird

calenlass · « **Reply #91 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 12:26 »

aren't you like married now, bain

you should really get on that

scarred · « **Reply #92 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 13:24 »

76.8% pure.

9% weird.

bainidhe_dub · « **Reply #93 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 15:17 »

yeah, but apartment complexes frown on farm animals, and also there's the security deposit to think about, so the meth lab idea is out. which is unfortunate, cos it would really help with rent..

tinysmidgen · « **Reply #94 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 22:00 »

Quote from: ibrahimdelil on 06 Jul 2009, 06:20

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You answered "yes" to 714 of 1000 questions, making you 28.6% sexually pure (71.4% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 28.6% pure in the sex domain.

uhh ._.

what the hell are you doing in your spare time sir?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #95 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 22:04 »

(Tyler is interested)

tania · « **Reply #96 on:** 10 Jul 2009, 07:01 »

being bisexual and/or doing drugs bumps your score up a pretty substantial amount. i'm sure the folks who like to shit on animals before they have sex with them and then eat them are here somewhere, they're just camouflaged in the 60-80% pure crowd cos they are probably straight and don't do drugs. but i'm on to you.

ibrahimdelil · « **Reply #97 on:** 10 Jul 2009, 15:16 »

yeah i'm bisexual and i used drugs in the past, i think that's why my purity level is low. i'm not into weird stuff more than anybody else around.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #98 on:** 12 Jul 2009, 14:25 »

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY TOOK A 1000 QUESTION TEST ON THE INTERNET ABOUT HOW MUCH FUCCIN' YOU DO.

iamiam · « **Reply #99 on:** 12 Jul 2009, 15:31 »

caps lock is so 2005

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