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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #100 on: 30 Aug 2009, 22:11 »

You shouldn't buy a PS2 just for SOTC.

Buy it for God Hand, too.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #101 on: 30 Aug 2009, 22:27 »

Also both Persona games.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #102 on: 31 Aug 2009, 07:41 »

What the hell?  No.  You buy a PS2 for Katamari Damacy. 


come on people

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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #103 on: 31 Aug 2009, 08:21 »

No, no, no!

You buy a PS2 for Katamari Damacy, Ico, and Shadow of the Colossus.

OR, you buy a PS3 for the new Katamari and The Last Guardian (oh wait, that's just me because I'm a crazy).


On topic though:

I agree with Finin on this guy.

Just imagine that big guy coming at you.  I'm conflicted on whether or not I'd actually want to 'fuck with him'.. It just seems like it might be a lot of fun (though I'm sure after climbing him for an hour I would not feel as happy about it).
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #104 on: 31 Aug 2009, 10:24 »

the new Katamari was why I got permission to purchase an backwards compatible PS3... and spent 2 months getting it repaired, getting it, it breaking and sending it back again. Punks.

Robo King of the Cosmos looks pretty fantastic.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #105 on: 31 Aug 2009, 10:50 »

Looks like I can get both at Gamestop for about $80. God damnit, QC forums, you are just too persuasive.

But back on topic, this guy



because he took me like a month to finally beat, and he just looks like a scary pile of organs.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #106 on: 31 Aug 2009, 17:45 »

Blah! Just get to level 65 and he ain't shit.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #107 on: 31 Aug 2009, 18:45 »

Purposeful leveling (outside of MMOs) is basically admitting that you're a pussy.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #108 on: 31 Aug 2009, 19:18 »

Purposeful leveling (outside of MMOs) is basically admitting that you're a pussy.

Hell yes it is.

Nut up, puss pants.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #109 on: 31 Aug 2009, 19:32 »

Purposeful leveling (outside of MMOs) is basically admitting that you're a pussy.

To be fair, playing an MMO is basically admitting you're a pussy, so...  :-P
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #110 on: 01 Sep 2009, 00:20 »

Purposeful leveling (outside of MMOs and Shin Megami Tensei games) is basically admitting that you're a pussy.

Honestly.  There is no way to beat some motherfuckers in Persona 3 without grinding.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #111 on: 01 Sep 2009, 00:45 »

Actually, the Persona games really discourage grinding, considering that the experience you receive scales depending on your level. This is especially true in 3, since you can only explore the sections of Tartarus that have opened up depending on your progress in the story. Don't get me wrong, there are still a few bosses in each game that are absolute motherfuckers, but it's more about figuring out the right strategy rather than just grinding out levels.

Nocturne, on the other hand, basically hates you and wants you to die horribly. Fuck you, Matador.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #112 on: 01 Sep 2009, 06:39 »

This thread totally inspired me to get System Shock 2 running on my new computer.

So multiplayer patched

Win XP fix patch.

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Opened cam.cfg from the Shock2 install directory using Notepad and added the line safe_texture_manager.

And now I can beat up the Many with a wrench on my new 'puter!!!

Ahh Shodan.  I have missed your dulcet voice....God this is a good game.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #113 on: 01 Sep 2009, 07:42 »

So, I tried to play the original System Shock, and couldn't figure out what to do.  I just wandered around a space station killing things and collecting weapons.  There never seemed to be a point to any of it, which I'm fully willing to admit was my own stupidity.  Will I be okay on System Shock 2 if this is what I thought of the original?
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #114 on: 01 Sep 2009, 08:13 »

System Shock 2 is very structured.  You get told what to do for most of the game.  Get X door opened so you can turn on elevator Y so you can go down to level Z and so on.

If you have ever played Bioshock it's pretty much like that.  Except the controls aren't dumbed down for console gameplay.

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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #115 on: 01 Sep 2009, 11:22 »

He said System Shock 1. Which, if I remember, really doesn't hold stone against System Shock 2. AND you don't need DOSbox to run it.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #116 on: 01 Sep 2009, 12:12 »

He said System Shock 1.

He said that he didn't know what to do in System Shock 1 and asked if he was going to be OK with System Shock 2.

I told him that System Shock 2 was very structured.  (It has an excellent map and task system so you don't get lost going toward your next objective.)

...So I thought I would try to answer his question about SS2 by talking about SS2.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #117 on: 01 Sep 2009, 12:39 »

Anyway, running SS2 on Vista? Help?
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #118 on: 01 Sep 2009, 13:16 »

Good luck.  I don't have Vista but it looks like a few people have been able to get it working.

http://www.movietome.com/users/samusarmada/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-25435835

http://www.ttlg.com/Forums/showthread.php?t=108898

(Man I thought it was tough getting the thing to run on XP)
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #119 on: 01 Sep 2009, 16:46 »

For me, it'd probably be Alma.  There were parts of that game that gave me a creepy crawly sensation in my whole body.  Sure, most of it was a rather generic shooter, but there were parts that were slightly terrifying, and not in a "jump out to get you" way.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #120 on: 01 Sep 2009, 17:10 »

So I was wrong.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #121 on: 01 Sep 2009, 21:08 »

Like always.
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« Reply #122 on: 02 Sep 2009, 01:17 »

at least i'm strikingly handsome
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« Reply #123 on: 02 Sep 2009, 01:32 »

yeah you sure cut an imposing figure in those girl jeans
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #124 on: 02 Sep 2009, 07:47 »

God Hand sounds like a great name for a porn flick.

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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #125 on: 02 Sep 2009, 15:12 »

For me, it'd probably be Alma.  There were parts of that game that gave me a creepy crawly sensation in my whole body.  Sure, most of it was a rather generic shooter, but there were parts that were slightly terrifying, and not in a "jump out to get you" way.

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