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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #50 on: 15 Jul 2009, 00:28 »

 What game is that from?
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #51 on: 15 Jul 2009, 04:13 »

Ski Free, mang.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #52 on: 17 Jul 2009, 04:30 »

SKI FREE: It makes every child cry the first time they game over.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #53 on: 17 Jul 2009, 05:06 »

You can outrun him if you go into turbo mode (hit f), and even then you need to move like a motherfucker because not only is he on a direct route to eating your arse when he first comes onto the screen but there are FUCKING TWO OF THEM AND THEY FUCKING DOUBLETEAM YOU IF YOU MANAGE TO GET PAST THE FIRST ONE.

Fuck that yeti.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #54 on: 17 Jul 2009, 06:07 »

SKI FREE: It makes every child cry the first time they game over.

I'm pretty sure this actually happened to me.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #55 on: 17 Jul 2009, 11:40 »

there are FUCKING TWO OF THEM AND THEY FUCKING DOUBLETEAM YOU IF YOU MANAGE TO GET PAST THE FIRST ONE.

No way dude... I didn't know that there were two of them. That game is sick I tell ya.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #56 on: 17 Jul 2009, 23:15 »

... I thought there was just one, and that he was a motherfucking ninja. :(

If there were yetis like that on ski slopes in real life, the entire skiing industry would be fucked. Also, Olympic winter sports would be much more fun to watch.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #57 on: 18 Jul 2009, 09:50 »

Personally.

I wouldn't be able to grab his tail to spin him around, much less hit him on a bomb.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #58 on: 18 Jul 2009, 17:01 »

He wasn't as great in Brawl though, funnily enough.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #59 on: 21 Jul 2009, 09:30 »

He was far more unfuckwithable on the NES. If you touch him, you die. If you touch the fire he breathes, you die. If you run out of the tiny amount of time you have left because this is world eight or the surprisingly nails world five, you die. The only way to kill him is to leap over him and take out the bridge he's on (and presumably being dropped into lava doesn't do him permanent damage since he keeps coming back and kidnapping women like the big fat magic sex offender that he is)... I don't know about anyone else but I'm not great at jumping over a giant psychotic turtle that knows black magic and can kill me with a slight touch from his little finger.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #60 on: 21 Jul 2009, 10:23 »

You could take him out with a handful of fireballs too, actually.
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« Reply #61 on: 21 Jul 2009, 11:54 »



But really, that yeti was an asshole.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #62 on: 21 Jul 2009, 16:46 »

You could take him out with a handful of fireballs too, actually.

I forgot about that, probably because I so rarely made it to the bastard with fireballs intact. I don't remember that move being all that easy to pull off either though.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #63 on: 21 Jul 2009, 19:09 »

Nah, it was really easy, actually, you just needed to get there.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #64 on: 21 Jul 2009, 19:28 »

It was those massive fireball chains in the last castle. I'd always cock up once, so I've very possibly never had a crack at Bowser himself with fireballs.
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« Reply #65 on: 21 Jul 2009, 20:07 »

Oh, I definitely understand. Much like in Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, the real boss is the damned environment.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #66 on: 26 Jul 2009, 21:15 »

Beginning through the mid-game of MoO2 if you got the message you were being attacked by the Antares it was just like, "Fuck! There goes that planet."  Course by the end it was fun just trying to take over one of their ships without it self-destructing.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #67 on: 19 Aug 2009, 07:27 »

I cant deside which one is more scary

Mara


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Cthulhu


these are real bosses in game called Shin Megami Tensei 2.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #68 on: 19 Aug 2009, 07:49 »

You get attacked by a penis on a chariot?
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #69 on: 19 Aug 2009, 08:07 »

You get attacked by a penis on a chariot?

yes but you can choice between that or this form

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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #70 on: 19 Aug 2009, 08:11 »

>Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.

Wow. I didn't even think of that being taken literally. Nicely done.

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« Reply #71 on: 19 Aug 2009, 10:22 »

I don't usually find phallic imagery particularly noteworthy, but I must admit that I totally wouldn't want to mess with an angry dong big enough to require its own vehicle.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #72 on: 19 Aug 2009, 13:23 »

 Shine Megami Tensei games are awesome like that. In few other games can you have the archangel Michael kicking ass by your side.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #73 on: 20 Aug 2009, 10:37 »

Suited up in knightly plate armour and shredding guitar, his locks of hair caught in the gale winds as lightning shatters the night sky?
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #74 on: 24 Aug 2009, 00:36 »

The first boss from Windwaker is scary as shit. YOU CAN'T KILL IT WITH FIRE. OR EVEN LAVA!

http://data-allocine.blogomaniac.fr/mdata/2/4/2/Z20040203205313330324242/img/zelda_wind_waker_boss_feu.jpg

At least in real life.

I would also not fuck with Krauser from RE4. Or really any RE4 bosses. I would be all SHIT SHIT SHIT it's gonna eat me!
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« Reply #75 on: 24 Aug 2009, 01:25 »

Shine Megami Tensei games are awesome like that. In few other games can you have the archangel Michael kicking ass by your side.

Man, fuck Michael, it's all about Metatron. He's a crazy robot angel and he will fuck your shit up. Or fuck other people's shit up, if he's on your side. Depends on the game.



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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #76 on: 24 Aug 2009, 11:52 »

yeh bitches

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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #77 on: 25 Aug 2009, 13:15 »

 Speaking of SMT I would probably not screw with the Demi-Fiend (main character of Nocturne and secret boss in Digital Devil Saga).



 Seriously, dude controls demons AND is pretty much the most powerful demon in existence. He chooses how the goddamn world is and Lucifer himself decides that he is his buddy.

 
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #78 on: 25 Aug 2009, 14:28 »

Fucking SHODAN

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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #79 on: 27 Aug 2009, 15:14 »

My first choice would be Shodan.

I am playing through SS2 right now for the first time and I love the moment when you first meet her.  So awesome.  I have to hook up an older computer just to play that game but it is well worth it.

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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #80 on: 27 Aug 2009, 20:24 »

Slash

I'm pretty sure most people can fuck with Slash in real life.  While he's playing a guitar solo just beam him with your guitar, game over man.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #81 on: 29 Aug 2009, 18:53 »

He's getting old. You would probably break something.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #82 on: 30 Aug 2009, 11:10 »



But seriously:



Was a gooder until you learned how to strafe, ultimately though, SHODAN, I just wish I could get SS2 to run on Vista, esp since theres that model improvement mod out.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #83 on: 30 Aug 2009, 14:14 »

Yeah, using WASD controls on Doom is pretty much cheating. The ability to move and look in 2 dimensions just destroys the forces of Hell.
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« Reply #84 on: 30 Aug 2009, 14:31 »

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« Reply #86 on: 30 Aug 2009, 16:23 »

Ahhh!!!! Majoras Mask = Best Zelda game (Though I havent played Twilight Princess)
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« Reply #87 on: 30 Aug 2009, 17:18 »

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« Reply #88 on: 30 Aug 2009, 17:44 »

For god's sake Ozy, way to give me fucking nightmares. Seriously, my heart just missed a beat.
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« Reply #89 on: 30 Aug 2009, 18:15 »

Scarychips either you are exaggerating or you are a full-fledged gibbering wobbly-kneed pansy.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #90 on: 30 Aug 2009, 18:27 »

Maybe he is twelve.  I mean, that shit was the scariest and most disturbing visage when I was that age.



Then again, so were the dark, the deep end of a pool, and haunted houses.

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Imagine a mob boss.  Pretty intimidating, right?  Now imagine that his mob is filled not with assholes in tracksuits, but with hot chicks dual-wielding scimitars and kung-fu like moves.  And oh yeah, he can shoot goddamn balls of electricity out of his hands.  You do not mess with that.

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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #91 on: 30 Aug 2009, 18:30 »

I'm not even kidding. That moon just scares the crap out of me. It took me three years to get to the first dungeon in Majora's Mask because I was so scared of that moon. I still make nightmares, for god's sake. Call me a pansy if you want to, I don't even care.

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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #92 on: 30 Aug 2009, 18:33 »

I do remember the Shadow Temple of OoT making me kind of shaky, but I was like 10 or something. It was pretty fuckin' atmospheric and frightening if I remember correctly, in my defense.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #93 on: 30 Aug 2009, 18:48 »

You know those regenerators in RE4? They give me the willies.
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« Reply #94 on: 30 Aug 2009, 18:52 »



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« Reply #95 on: 30 Aug 2009, 18:55 »

They are the scariest things in the whole damn game.
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« Reply #96 on: 30 Aug 2009, 19:59 »

This guy, for as dopey of a face as he has, he just creeps me out.



And I'm not sure if this is for real or not but apparently this is one that they decided not to put in, but damn it fucking looks scary.
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Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
« Reply #97 on: 30 Aug 2009, 20:41 »

man guys stop making me want to go out and buy a PS2 just for Shadow of the Colossus
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« Reply #98 on: 30 Aug 2009, 21:38 »

You say that as if it would be a poor decision.
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« Reply #99 on: 30 Aug 2009, 21:56 »

To buy a console, even if they're going for cheap nowadays I assume, just for one game seems a little foolish, somehow.

I'll still probably end up doing it eventually anyway, mind.
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