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Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« on: 22 Jun 2009, 23:05 »

Ok im sure we all have been there whether it was back in high school or just a drunken night after the bar. So tell me what are some of the pro's and con's of having sex in a parking lot. Ill go 1st

Pro-  Easier to make a quick escape after wards

Con- Bare assing your neighbor on his way to work.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #1 on: 22 Jun 2009, 23:14 »

That's actually not a con.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #2 on: 22 Jun 2009, 23:54 »

CON

That funny looking rash you got from the last time you did it. You still haven't got it checked even though it's a funny shade of purple now.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #3 on: 23 Jun 2009, 00:30 »

CON: Seeing a cameraphone video of the incident on Pornotube a few weeks later
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #4 on: 23 Jun 2009, 00:33 »

Ben once again, that's a pro.

Con- having a permanent scare on your knee from a seatbelt
Con- getting a mild concussion hitting your face against a door.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #5 on: 23 Jun 2009, 01:03 »

Last time I had sex in a parking lot it was like 1:AM and I was blackout drunk, but the curtains were closed so it is probably cool.

The time before that it was the middle of the day, but it was raining so there wasn't that much people around, and then the girl left and on the way home she tried to kill herself. But we hadn't had sex, just sexy fun.

So I guess it is okay?
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #6 on: 23 Jun 2009, 01:26 »

Slipping and smashing your groan into the shift-stick.

We hadn't even gotten to the sex yet.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #7 on: 23 Jun 2009, 01:51 »

Slipping and smashing your groan into the shift-stick.

We hadn't even gotten to the sex yet.

This is exactly what happened.

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #8 on: 23 Jun 2009, 04:26 »

Pro/Con - knocking the car into neutral and slowly rolling towards the populated end of the parking lot.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #9 on: 23 Jun 2009, 04:49 »

Pro - you're in a car and can go anywhere
Con - You choose  to stay in a parking lot?
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #10 on: 23 Jun 2009, 05:15 »

Pro - Having sex in public.

Con - Having sex in public and noticing there are children staring at you through the window.

I've never had sex in a car, but I guess that wouldn't be very good.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #11 on: 23 Jun 2009, 06:06 »

Con: too cramped, difficult to orgasm

Pro: location is always convenient
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #12 on: 23 Jun 2009, 06:15 »

Con- having a permanent scare on your knee from a seatbelt

Scars from sex are a bad thing? Damn...if I was having sex at this point in my life, I would SO be doing it wrong.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #13 on: 23 Jun 2009, 08:39 »

Con : frequent police patrols
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #14 on: 23 Jun 2009, 08:42 »

Con: The smell of sweat and sex when it's boxed up in the space of a small car.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #15 on: 23 Jun 2009, 08:47 »

Pro: Making sex smells in someone else's car.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #16 on: 23 Jun 2009, 09:11 »

 Con: Jizz stained upholstery?
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #17 on: 23 Jun 2009, 09:54 »

Con: There is probably empty coffee cups and old magazines and maybe your partner's little brother's hockey equipment because yeah, you're in the family minivan that he borrowed for the evening. He has to return it by 1 AM.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #18 on: 23 Jun 2009, 10:21 »

Pro: Your didn't have to pay for the gas to get there
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #19 on: 23 Jun 2009, 10:54 »

Con; You could throw your back out.

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #20 on: 23 Jun 2009, 11:05 »

Con: The smell of sweat and sex when it's boxed up in the space of a small car.

This is a definite pro.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #21 on: 23 Jun 2009, 15:21 »

Con: may lead to the perception that you have no house
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #22 on: 23 Jun 2009, 15:38 »

Con: what if the car is haunted, maybe portal to another dimension (space transmission???)
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #23 on: 23 Jun 2009, 15:39 »

Pro: mom can't catch you
Con: due to a wacky series of misadventures, mom joined the police force (car secretly a cop too??) (EDIT: car is her partner!??)
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #24 on: 23 Jun 2009, 15:40 »

Pro: Well, it's sex.
Con: You are having sex with your car in a parking lot.
Con 2 Electric Boogaloo: You are reported on in the newspaper and must confess your shameful addiction.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #26 on: 23 Jun 2009, 17:47 »

Con: Seriously, if the guy doesn't care enough for the girl's comfort to take her somewhere where stale dorito crumbs won't get lodged in her skin...
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #28 on: 23 Jun 2009, 18:40 »

Con: what if the car is haunted, maybe portal to another dimension (space transmission???)

More like space emission (as in semen :-D)

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #29 on: 23 Jun 2009, 19:09 »

Pro/Con? :  Getting the shift stick in a weird place
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #30 on: 23 Jun 2009, 20:19 »

Pro - You're finally getting some.

Con - It is with an eastern European child prostitute who sobs uncontrollably throughout.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #31 on: 23 Jun 2009, 20:21 »

Con- the car in question is a smart car
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #32 on: 23 Jun 2009, 20:24 »

Pro: Sex
Con: It is non-consensual and the assailant drives away in your car afterward

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #33 on: 23 Jun 2009, 20:31 »

pro

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #34 on: 23 Jun 2009, 20:54 »

con

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #35 on: 23 Jun 2009, 20:59 »

con: her naked body is obscuring the sweet airbrush of a spread-winged hawk you paid so much money for
con: you are missing the motorhead/motley crue concert
pro: pretty sure Lemmy's bass tech is watching you bone
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #36 on: 23 Jun 2009, 21:32 »

Thanks for posting Johnny C!!

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #37 on: 23 Jun 2009, 21:39 »

con


dogg how is sex in a time machine not awesome?
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #38 on: 23 Jun 2009, 21:43 »

(I think he was referring to sex with Christopher Lloyd)

Pro: If the Libyans show up looking for their plutonium you have an easy get away
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #39 on: 23 Jun 2009, 21:49 »

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #40 on: 23 Jun 2009, 21:49 »

fk that i'd do anyone in a time machine
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #41 on: 23 Jun 2009, 22:26 »

I'm more into the idea of using the time machine to bang chicks from different time periods.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #42 on: 23 Jun 2009, 22:29 »

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #43 on: 24 Jun 2009, 00:07 »

An "I snogged Madame De Pompadour" moment.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #44 on: 24 Jun 2009, 00:37 »

Pro - you're in a car and can go anywhere
Con - You choose  to stay in a parking lot?
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #45 on: 24 Jun 2009, 00:56 »

Con:

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #46 on: 24 Jun 2009, 01:01 »

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #47 on: 24 Jun 2009, 01:03 »

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #48 on: 24 Jun 2009, 01:06 »

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #49 on: 24 Jun 2009, 01:22 »

Pro- You were not on the computer all day.
Con- You were not on the computer all day.
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