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Author Topic: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex  (Read 7486 times)

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #50 on: 24 Jun 2009, 01:47 »

In Car Pros:
Driving puns.

In Car Cons:
Driving puns.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #51 on: 24 Jun 2009, 01:48 »

Oh baby I did not know your stick could shift like that HURR HURR HURR
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #52 on: 24 Jun 2009, 04:39 »

baby pop the trunk, i gotta get the jack to change your flat tire, rawr!
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #53 on: 24 Jun 2009, 05:21 »

And then we can have sex!
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #54 on: 24 Jun 2009, 05:55 »

Nobo, you date chicks with flat tires? Weak.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #55 on: 24 Jun 2009, 09:43 »

Maybe he plans to inflate her

WITH HIS BABY
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #56 on: 24 Jun 2009, 20:35 »

Pro:  It's got a Hemi under the hood.

Con:  It's a hybrid.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #57 on: 24 Jun 2009, 21:02 »

And then we can have sex!
Freakin' yes.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #58 on: 24 Jun 2009, 22:49 »

THE LOOOOVE COMPARTMENT
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #59 on: 25 Jun 2009, 11:58 »

con: You give your mother the lift the day after. She rolls down the window to let some air in. The cum on the window frame blows into her face.


Con 2 Electric Boogaloo: You are reported on in the newspaper and must confess your shameful addiction.

Together they will have hybrid cars. Transformers

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #60 on: 25 Jun 2009, 14:52 »

Pro: if you can get a jizz launch that powerful, that must've been some amazing sex.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #61 on: 25 Jun 2009, 15:16 »

Con

Forever associating new car smell with sex.

(In your later years you go broke trying to stave off impotence)
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #62 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:56 »

Pro: if you can get a jizz launch that powerful, that must've been some amazing sex.

Or your kegels work out.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #63 on: 25 Jun 2009, 20:36 »

Con

Forever associating new car smell with sex.

My ex already does this because of me.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #64 on: 06 Jul 2009, 08:46 »

Pro:   Finally a good excuse to change the air freshener

Con:   Fuck! I've accidentally kicked the rear view mirror off

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #65 on: 06 Jul 2009, 15:38 »

Pros: your boyfriend telling you that was the most amazing car sex ever
cons: you broke one of the seats in the car in process.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #66 on: 06 Jul 2009, 18:25 »

Pro: Returning a rental car with that sexy smell all up in there
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #67 on: 07 Jul 2009, 00:40 »

Pro: giving your brother a ride to school and letting him know where he is sitting.

Con:  giving your mom a ride and trying really hard not to let her know where she is sitting.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #68 on: 07 Jul 2009, 01:02 »

In Car Pros:
Driving puns.

In Car Cons:
Driving puns.

Drive shaft
Crankshaft
Camshaft
Steering Column
Four on the Floor
Slow in, Fast out
Fast in, Slow out
Fishtailing
Body flex
Dogleg
Two-stroke
Four-stroke
Overhead Camshaft
loose Rear End
Ignition Failure (I swear, it never happened before)

That's all I've got for now. Oh, wait, one you don't want to be able to use: Tranny.
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #69 on: 07 Jul 2009, 04:45 »

In Car Pros:
Driving puns.

In Car Cons:
Driving puns.

Four on the Floor

I thought it was four IN the floor

Don't want to know what an overhead camshaft is
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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #70 on: 07 Jul 2009, 21:29 »

Oh, wait, one you don't want to be able to use: Tranny.

Don't be so quick to make assumptions!

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Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
« Reply #71 on: 09 Jul 2009, 05:30 »

I thought it was four IN the floor

Don't want to know what an overhead camshaft is
I had heard it four on the floor, as opposed to on the tree, for the steering column. Or you could be making a joke that is going right over my head, since I don't see how in the floor would work.

An overhead camshaft is a camshaft located above the cylinder, inside the heads, it is more efficient that way. Most cars these days use them. Or if you were talking about the pun, it would probably be something difficult to do in a car.

That is a con: very limited room. Unless you have a conversion van. Then you just need to expect the police beating down your door about every child abduction.
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