Topic: WCT: September 7-11, 2009 (Read 48525 times)

Jeff7 · « **Reply #100 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 15:44 »

I wonder if Hannelore's ever pondered the wonders of hardening epoxy.

Why, it would even literally help one hang on to one's seat.

LeeC · « **Reply #101 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 18:07 »

Hanners plus WoW= bad. She would be sooo busy trying to complete all achivs!

maddness · « **Reply #102 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 18:23 »

Now watch Hanners not be the least bit interested in playing WoW.

Shok Xone Studios · « **Reply #103 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 21:32 »

Aaawww, lookit how cute and spunky Hanners looks in panel 1, isn't she just the OMIGOD WHAT HAS THAT PIMPLY BITCH DONE TO HER NOOOOOOOO!!!!111

maddness · « **Reply #104 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 21:39 »

Shit! She looks like a friggin corpse!

AngryCallCenterAgent · « **Reply #105 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 21:45 »

That was both frightening and hilarious at the same time. Time for Hanners to break out her hazmat gear.

Carl-E · « **Reply #106 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 21:48 »

Didn't know how to post the pic, so here's zombie Hanners as my avatar!

Enjoy...

NeverQuiteGoth · « **Reply #107 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 22:00 »

LOL

I just love interested-hanners-face in the first panel though.

Kugai · « **Reply #108 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 22:06 »

GAS GAS GAS! GAS GAS GAS! GAS GAS GAS!

Hanners is going to be traumatised for the next two weeks now.

CooperNRG · « **Reply #109 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 22:13 »

Having watched friends play WoW, I don't see why Hanners would be so freaked out. I figured that all the calculations inherent in the battle system of WoW would occupy all of her cognitive (by which I mean her OCD) functions, leaving nothing for the "OMG, WTF is this?!?!?!" feelings to break through...

Watched Pot · « **Reply #110 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 22:17 »

Take a closer look at panel 4, Cooper

CooperNRG · « **Reply #111 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 22:19 »

Lol, that didn't even register! Even watching, that never happened to me...I've always assigned a "Brrrrht" classification to that.

Carl-E · « **Reply #112 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 22:29 »

Quote from: CooperNRG on 10 Sep 2009, 22:19

Lol, that didn't even register! Even watching, that never happened to me...I've always assigned a "Brrrrht" classification to that.

Well, you probably don't have quite as much cushioning for it to go through as Marigold does...

I'm glad to see another Aerodynamically Curvaceous character in QC for a change!

raoullefere · « **Reply #113 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 22:33 »

But was that really one flatus to rule them all?

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #114 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 22:35 »

Maybe it was this ring.

Kross · « **Reply #115 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 22:44 »

Did someone open the Ark?

A few years back, I cut one, really bad too and my dog (who was laying on my bed at the time) got up and left the room. That's the only reason I remember it, because of his fleeing.

Akima · « **Reply #116 on:** 10 Sep 2009, 23:57 »

Ah, the fart joke; all class, all the way! If it was good enough for Aristophanes and Chaucer, who are we to argue? As John Keats put it when he ripped out a good one: "Soon, up aloft, the silver, snarling trumpets 'gan to chide."

In the last panel, I kind of imagine Hanners making a sound rather like this.

Llewellian · « **Reply #117 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 00:40 »

I nearly fell laughing from my chair at work... thanks for this comic.

Reminds me to always set my voice-connection to "Push to speak". Can really break a good run with the guild when someone farts so loud everybody hears it over Teamspeak.

And to cite a friend about that theme: "Its not the stink... its the eyes burning that i hate..."

Liwen D · « **Reply #118 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 01:14 »

That was awesome, best fart joke I've seen in a loooong time.

I had my speakers in the max when I clicked that link Akima posted.

I'm still shaking... The voices! So terrible... Leave ME BRAIN ALONE!

Mojo · « **Reply #119 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 01:39 »

The question is, what's causing her to make the face? Is it the notion of breathing Marigold's... gases... or is it the ODOUR?

Delirium · « **Reply #120 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 02:03 »

Yawn. Subpar strip.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #121 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 02:25 »

I wonder if she always reacts that way to the smell of roses and fresh-baked cookies.

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #122 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 02:26 »

An amusing, if slightly lazy way to end the week.

scarred · « **Reply #123 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 03:13 »

I lol'd

Coffee_Kaioken · « **Reply #124 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 03:49 »

I think a lot of us had to scroll down and see Jeph's "ending this on a classy note" remark before fully realizing what Marigold did. XD

danman · « **Reply #125 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 03:49 »

why does Marigold move her leg while releasing gas (as shown on image 4) ??
it seems rather strange - i first thought that the sound description was the chair breaking and she was stabilising herself (happened to me)

Arancaytar · « **Reply #126 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 03:54 »

I didn't notice the fart until reading the strip's title.

Until then, I thought Marigold had been... looking at stuff online.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #127 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 04:41 »

Laughed, I cried, it bacame a part of me.

workingrobbie · « **Reply #128 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 06:03 »

Quote from: danman on 11 Sep 2009, 03:49

why does Marigold move her leg while releasing gas (as shown on image 4) ??
it seems rather strange - i first thought that the sound description was the chair breaking and she was stabilising herself (happened to me)

I have a cousin who does that all the time (lift his butt up a bit before farting). It's a combination of sharing the aroma and not being coy about farting. Although with Marigold thinking she's by herself... I think it's so it doesn't feel weird coming out if it's a rip-snorter of a fart.

Keebbles · « **Reply #129 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 06:10 »

Oh Oh Oh...

This one needs a "spew" warning. I was drinking coffee while reading today's strip. I was a bit down after watching the moment of silence for the 9-11 memorial event and started reviewing my webcomics...sip..click...sip...click...next...repeat...then QC...sip...scan down...fart noted...sip...hanner's face...spew coffee...

My ribs hurt from laughing.

I do have one question though. Has Hanners never had gas herself? I'm sure she's had chili over at her friend's house before...and coffee is a major laxative too.

Does she make that face every time she uses the toidy at home?

Ghanima Atreides · « **Reply #130 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 07:20 »

Quote from: Arancaytar on 11 Sep 2009, 03:54

Until then, I thought Marigold had been... looking at stuff online.

So did I.

philharmonic · « **Reply #131 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 08:07 »

Heh good one ! I was thinking (scarey huh) I was a little suprised (f u stupid spelling red underlines arggh) at Hanners reaction considering the processes she described in yesterdays comic. In this process methane is released instead of water vapor or solvents leaving behind well you know umm ohhh GOD....
...come to think of it Paint smells malodourous too, Hmmmm.

Cheleg · « **Reply #132 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 09:09 »

Very nice

Steve the Pocket · « **Reply #133 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 09:48 »

Quote from: Arancaytar on 11 Sep 2009, 03:54

Until then, I thought Marigold had been... looking at stuff online.

Seconded. I always thought it would be hilarious if someone was streaming some drawing they were drawing, forgot they were streaming it, and decided to take a "break." So that sort of wormed its way into my interpretation of this. After I realized what really happened, I remembered that raids aren't something you can just stop and take a break in the middle of.

danman · « **Reply #134 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 11:22 »

Quote from: philharmonic on 11 Sep 2009, 08:07

Heh good one ! I was thinking (scarey huh) I was a little suprised (f u stupid spelling red underlines arggh) at Hanners reaction considering the processes she described in yesterdays comic. In this process methane is released instead of water vapor or solvents leaving behind well you know umm ohhh GOD....
...come to think of it Paint smells malodourous too, Hmmmm.

BS!!!
Methane has no recognisable smell , and it almost instantly oxidises to 2H2O + CO2
The smelly thing about farts are sulfurous compounds, such as H2S and by butyric acid.

LTK · « **Reply #135 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 11:57 »

Quote from: danman on 11 Sep 2009, 11:22

Quote from: philharmonic on 11 Sep 2009, 08:07
Heh good one ! I was thinking (scarey huh) I was a little suprised (f u stupid spelling red underlines arggh) at Hanners reaction considering the processes she described in yesterdays comic. In this process methane is released instead of water vapor or solvents leaving behind well you know umm ohhh GOD....
...come to think of it Paint smells malodourous too, Hmmmm.

BS!!!
Methane has no recognisable smell , and it almost instantly oxidises to 2H2O + CO2
The smelly thing about farts are sulfurous compounds, such as H2S and by butyric acid.

Methane combusts as soon as it leaves your ass? That must be painful.

You know what would make this strip even more classy? Adding more consecutive farting panels.

GG Crono · « **Reply #136 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 13:26 »

Hanners' face in the last panel is the funniest thing I've seen all week.

Jeff7 · « **Reply #137 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 14:43 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 10 Sep 2009, 21:48

Didn't know how to post the pic, so here's zombie Hanners as my avatar!

Enjoy...

Creepier still?

jeph · « **Reply #138 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 14:49 »

AaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaAAaAAAAaAAAaaaaaaaAaau

Well done, sir. Well done.

jonarus_drakus · « **Reply #139 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 15:24 »

Ahhhh, the fart joke... If there is anything that is truely lower than the pun, its the fart joke...

Jeph, you do realise that wars have been fough because of better jokes than that? The anchient Cartaginians were wiped out because of a series of I'll concieved quips!

Huh? What do you mean 'what am i talking about' ? Ohhhh, i get ya...

Well, they wern't called the PUNic wars for nothing you know...

schmeeble · « **Reply #140 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 15:28 »

Quote from: jonarus_drakus on 11 Sep 2009, 15:24

Well, they wern't called the PUNic wars for nothing you know...

tinkerbell · « **Reply #141 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 21:03 »

Quote from: Keebbles on 11 Sep 2009, 06:10

I do have one question though. Has Hanners never had gas herself? I'm sure she's had chili over at her friend's house before...and coffee is a major laxative too.

Does she make that face every time she uses the toidy at home?

I think Hanners is afraid of her own bodily functions, or anyone knowing she has them. I mean, she thinks she is pregnant when she throws up - http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1119 and when there is possibility she might have farted she is mortified - http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1299

I imagine when she actually does she has to have a shower and sterilise the whole bathroom.

raoullefere · « **Reply #142 on:** 11 Sep 2009, 22:54 »

Quote from: danman on 11 Sep 2009, 03:49

why does Marigold move her leg while releasing gas (as shown on image 4) ??

In my experience, it's a girl thing. Those ladies who've been 'comfortable' enough around me to let one rip (the Great Casualness—FEAR IT) while sitting down have all but one executed this maneuver or simply leaned over in their seat (some men do that one, too, but not the leg lift). The one who did not was rather thin, but I don't know that this was a factor. Silly me, I never asked.

Did ask one of the 'lifters.' She said, "You have to let it out." Which, I suspect, may be one of the core truths of the universe.

Coffee_Kaioken · « **Reply #143 on:** 12 Sep 2009, 08:49 »

I think Jeph did a great service of providing a mood booster on the 8 year anniversary of 9/11 =P

danman · « **Reply #144 on:** 12 Sep 2009, 10:04 »

BTW someone should sell stuff in this thread - it is titled 7-11 after all.

Kartoon Kween · « **Reply #145 on:** 12 Sep 2009, 20:23 »

Quote from: Jeff7 on 11 Sep 2009, 14:43

Quote from: Carl-E on 10 Sep 2009, 21:48
Didn't know how to post the pic, so here's zombie Hanners as my avatar!

Enjoy...
Creepier still?

I hope you don't mind, but I couldn't resist making that my avatar.

Anyway, this strip is further proof that Hannelore is terrifying.

JD · « **Reply #146 on:** 12 Sep 2009, 20:48 »

oh god

Norton Quintessential · « **Reply #147 on:** 12 Sep 2009, 22:20 »

No sleep tonight, I see.

Kartoon Kween · « **Reply #148 on:** 13 Sep 2009, 08:31 »

I made more, in case anyone's interested.

raoullefere · « **Reply #149 on:** 13 Sep 2009, 11:34 »

Cripes, Kween, you put her in a washing machine.

Which might soothe Hanners, come to think of it. Well, before she drowned, anyway.

Ah, well, nothing's perfect.

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