Topic: game (Read 14732 times)

Melodic · « **on:** 15 Sep 2009, 16:03 »

it is pretty good but there could've been more pixels

what do you think about the game

JD · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 16:27 »

The story was pretty silly.

scarred · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 16:28 »

I really liked how each analog stick controlled a breast.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 16:58 »

I think it was cool how it wasn't too easy but it wasn't very hard either.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 16:58 »

Also the part where you could run instead of walking.

Scarychips · « **Reply #5 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 19:36 »

I didn't that like that they put Sonic in it for fan service though. It's not a problem though.

Alex C · « **Reply #6 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 20:45 »

Nah, it's way overrated. Game is waaay too meta. Take the same community and have 'em play tf2 and I bet you'll see more people having fun.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #7 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 20:58 »

Are you saying all games should be played for entertainment value? The Game is out there to prove that they can be art. Sure, I might enjoy playing TF2 more, but I enjoy life more after playing The Game. Plus, the part with the bloodhound and the rock with the face drawn on it wouldn't have been out of place in a movie.

Scarychips · « **Reply #8 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 21:00 »

But movies and games are two completely dfferent mediums. Games can be considered as art, but the ways things are represented are different.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #9 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 21:04 »

Sure, there's the interactive part, but you got to play as the eyebrows on the rock.

Melodic · « **Reply #10 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 21:09 »

guys i don't think we're playing the same game

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #11 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 21:11 »

You must have followed the wrong path. Try driving the stick into the ground at the corner of Nowhere in your next play through.

Spluff · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 22:28 »

mainstream crap

David_Dovey · « **Reply #13 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 22:52 »

FUCK ACTIVISION

snalin · « **Reply #14 on:** 15 Sep 2009, 23:29 »

Yahtzee thinks it sucks.

scarred · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 00:37 »

Can't you all see thadsalv bibkflo jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Jimor · « **Reply #16 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 00:47 »

Game was ok, the sequel was shit.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #17 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 02:34 »

You're just being a fanboy. Game 2 tightened up the controls and you know how you could jump in the first one? You can still do that.

Dollface · « **Reply #18 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 06:19 »

Controls are much smoother in game 2.

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #19 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 06:22 »

Dammit guys I just lost the game.

Merrick · « **Reply #20 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 06:58 »

Game over. :O

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #21 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 08:20 »

Shit, can anyone figure out how to get past the part where you're facing a giant? It's like, you're a mouse, what the heck are you supposed to do? I think they designed that to be impossible.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #22 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 10:24 »

It's actually pretty simple, all you have to do is wait. I guess the giant has a very advanced form of cancer and all you have to do is wait for him to die. Just hide being the cupboard and it'll keel over in a few minutes.

LTK · « **Reply #23 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 04:54 »

You know what this game could use? Shotguns.

smack that isaiah · « **Reply #24 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 05:55 »

look in the crate next to the entrance to the third floor.

snalin · « **Reply #25 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 06:41 »

Oh man, anyone found any Easter eggs? Those are epic.

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #26 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 06:45 »

Yeah, but they're only around at certain times of year

bicostp · « **Reply #27 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 07:12 »

I just lost it.

LTK · « **Reply #28 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 09:04 »

Quote from: smack that isaiah on 17 Sep 2009, 05:55

look in the crate next to the entrance to the third floor.

Oh, yeah, I found that one, but I discarded it in favor of the crossbow that shoots daggers. What I meant to say was pump-action shotguns, that would add just the extra touch here.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #29 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 09:43 »

Yeah, I agree, auto-shotguns just don't feel as powerful as when you've got that pump-action to it. Makes it feel like its charging up, if not adding a little more suspense to those dark areas. Though I gotta say, its still utter bullshit that the only weapon you can hold a flashlight with is the fishing pole, amirite? Those things don't even work against some of them, you know?

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #30 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 09:54 »

You just need subtlety to wield the fishing pole, if you've got that down, then it's easily the most powerful weapon in the game. I one-hitted the dire ware-wombat with it.

Alex C · « **Reply #31 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 10:14 »

Yeah, I wish they had something like that in WoW. I mean, sure, you can autoattack with a fishing rod, but what I really need is something like a 1 handed Ron Popeil pocket fisherman that I'm allowed to Sinister Strike with. That way I could show those bastards who attack me while I'm fishing what's what without having to swap weapons.

Christophe · « **Reply #32 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 10:43 »

Anyone played the multiplayer version of game yet? Enabling the fishing rod really makes the game three different kinds of unbalanced.

pen · « **Reply #33 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 10:54 »

I'm not a huge gamer, by any stretch, so my opinion doesn't really have much to do with content, but oh good lord it's pretty!

snalin · « **Reply #34 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 10:59 »

Nah, the graphics are pretty last-year. They should've done something more simplistic

There's a terrible glitch where the Giraffe-bazooka's texture goes through walls and stuff, terribly mood-breaking.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #35 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 11:22 »

I'm sure the extra pixels that it should have had would fix all of the clipping issues. More pixels make everything better.

smack that isaiah · « **Reply #36 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 11:24 »

Did you see the original designs for the graphics? cell shaded everything. Would've been pretty as fuck, yet they went in a completely opposite direction halfway through.

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #37 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 11:26 »

Well damn. That would have been awesome.

Anyone managed to level up enough to use the LHC as a superweapon? I'm taking the slow route through this university thing. Taking some time off though before the four years of solid grinding.

Darke · « **Reply #38 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 12:08 »

Quote from: Christophe on 17 Sep 2009, 10:43

Anyone played the multiplayer version of game yet? Enabling the fishing rod really makes the game three different kinds of unbalanced.

Ugh. I am so sick of people whining about the fishing rod. It's a legitimate part of the game, and just 'cause you're too stupid to overcome it that doesn't make it "unbalanced". l2p

Alex C · « **Reply #39 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 13:28 »

Quote from: smack that isaiah on 17 Sep 2009, 11:24

Did you see the original designs for the graphics? cell shaded everything. Would've been pretty as fuck, yet they went in a completely opposite direction halfway through.

Dude, it would have looked like a kiddie game. Lemme guess, you only own a wii, right?

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #40 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 14:33 »

I like the direction they finally decided to take the graphics, anyway. Far more elegant than cell-shading. After all, if they'd done it that way it would've just been a Wind Waker clone.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #41 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 17:27 »

I don't understand the masturbastion gun portion guys halp. Like, do you jack it and edge off until you reach the target dummy with Mitt Romney's face on it or do you just shoot your load into Pelosi's mouth? I mean I am usually pretty good with these point-and-dick minigames but this one is really difficult.

Spluff · « **Reply #42 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 17:29 »

I guess I shouldn't be surprised you guys like game, you guys would like this kind of pretentious shit wouldn't you? I bet you guys all like book too.

Jimor · « **Reply #43 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 17:35 »

I've been hearing rumors of Game 3, but it's a different dev team. I dunno, I think I want to at least see some screen shots before I get my hopes up. I still want them to get back to the feel of Game 1.

Scarychips · « **Reply #44 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 17:57 »

Well, if you like Game 1 so much, why don't you just play through it again? Apparently, if it has been 3 months that you finished it and you play again, you get the maximum difficulty level. You should definitely revisit it again.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #45 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:06 »

Oh God. I hate it when they take it to a different studio. The other studio always misses the main point of the original. They're probably just going to turn it into an FPS, instead of blending in the elements from the hunting and rhythm genres that made the original so brilliant.

Quote from: Spluff on 17 Sep 2009, 17:29

I guess I shouldn't be surprised you guys like game, you guys would like this kind of pretentious shit wouldn't you? I bet you guys all like book too.

Hey man, I just happen to like art!

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #46 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:12 »

game is so overrated, seriously.

Scarychips · « **Reply #47 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:22 »

Oh come on! Tell me you didn't have fun during Stage 45 and we'll check if it's overrated after.

smack that isaiah · « **Reply #48 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:29 »

Any one been able to find the soundtrack that producer put out for it? I loved listening to it during game, and would love to have a copy myself (the super insane metal melt-your-face riff was epic).

JD · « **Reply #49 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:30 »

Nahh, the Cow Bell solo blowed that riff outta the water.

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