Topic: choose the perfect gift for another forumite (Read 13032 times)

jhocking · « **on:** 16 Sep 2009, 15:48 »

lunchy gets this:
http://thewandcompany.com/Buying.html

(clearer explanation of what this is http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenniferem/magic-wand-universal-remote-38b )

Lines · « **Reply #1 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 15:57 »

I saw that today! It's so awesome.

Mai gets a winged unicorn.

0bsessions · « **Reply #2 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 16:09 »

Yelley gets yarn. Truckloads and truckloads of boring, boring yarn.

Jace · « **Reply #3 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 16:59 »

Jon gets a whole baseball team.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #4 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 17:12 »

Jace gets a pet Zerg

Drill King · « **Reply #5 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 17:56 »

Dovey gets a time-machine

Lines · « **Reply #6 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 18:03 »

Andy gets a warehouse full of eccentric clothing and art supplies.

Liz · « **Reply #7 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 18:33 »

Jens gets Henry Rollins. Or me.

Cernunnos · « **Reply #8 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 18:36 »

Liz gets shoes

Lots of shoes

Joseph · « **Reply #9 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 18:39 »

Johnny gets a chance to jam with Sloan.

Liz · « **Reply #10 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 18:41 »

Jon I think I love you.

Jon gets a forge and a bunch of scrap metal. Also plenty of jeans that he can roll up to the knee.

Jace · « **Reply #11 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 18:43 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Sep 2009, 17:12

Jace gets a pet Zerg

His theme music would be this.

Joseph gets... uhh, I don't know what the perfect gift for Joseph is. I would give Liz more shoes.

Liz · « **Reply #12 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 18:46 »

Fucking hell I am going to have a lot of shoes. I like where this thread is going.

Joseph would get some more giant plush animals to go with the frog thing (whatever it is). (The only way I can picture you is you looking so content to be cuddling with the frog thing.)

sean · « **Reply #13 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 18:50 »

liz gets zeebra cakes

Cernunnos · « **Reply #14 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 18:51 »

Barrymoo gets to win a real pokemon at the amusement park.

JD · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 18:56 »

Uh I would give Stephan money for piercings

Quote from: Liz on 16 Sep 2009, 18:33

Jens gets Henry Rollins. Or me.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #16 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 19:49 »

Brett gets his own bar to run. It would be like Cheers during the day but then when the sun went down it would get thoroughly rowdy.

Johnny C gets his own slide-dog.

Shane gets every model of Fender guitar ever made.

Khar is given command of a Viking ship and imperium over the North Sea

tania · « **Reply #17 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 20:02 »

hey darryl, i got you these headphones.

tania · « **Reply #18 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 20:06 »

hey maiada, i got you this book.

tania · « **Reply #19 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 20:13 »

hey johnny c, i know you've been kind of down lately so i got you this poster.

(hey guys i think this thread could be more fun if we try to choose a specific gift for people otherwise it's just a "list other forumite's general interests" thread and come on that's kind of dull isn't it?)

David_Dovey · « **Reply #20 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 20:18 »

Quote from: tania on 16 Sep 2009, 20:02

hey darryl, i got you these headphones.

Oh. Wow. Oh wow.

calenlass · « **Reply #21 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 20:44 »

Tania I got you a laser that lets you change sex whenever you push the button.

tania · « **Reply #22 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 20:50 »

oh man if i had a dick i would definitely be arrested in about 5 minutes but it would be so worth it

calenlass · « **Reply #23 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 22:12 »

Joe and Est are getting maps to the fountain of youth, but they are both different. First one to get there wins!

Try not to run into Methuselah on the way or anything.

Inlander · « **Reply #24 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 22:14 »

Hah! Joe needs the fountain of youth but I don't. That's what you get for being engaged to get married.

Jace · « **Reply #25 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 22:37 »

Harry gets an antique typewriter and a bunch of paper. Also a room full of chimps so that he can write Shakespeare.

Hat · « **Reply #26 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 00:03 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Sep 2009, 19:49

Brett gets his own bar to run. It would be like Cheers during the day but then when the sun went down it would get thoroughly rowdy.

Dovey you are so lovely in exchange I got you a pair of wayfarers encrusted with diamonds

Inlander · « **Reply #27 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 00:27 »

Quote from: Jace on 16 Sep 2009, 22:37

Also a room full of chimps so that he can write Shakespeare.

Can they just read Shakespeare to me instead? Though obviously they'd have to be English, classically trained chimps.

scarred · « **Reply #28 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 00:34 »

Dollface gets a pair of rainbow manties so we can both own some.

Liz · « **Reply #29 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 01:45 »

Quote from: sean on 16 Sep 2009, 18:50

liz gets zeebra cakes

Two boxes, dude.

Honestly.

Johnny C · « **Reply #30 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 01:53 »

you've already got the perfect gift, everyone

Johnny C · « **Reply #31 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 01:54 »

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Johnny C · « **Reply #32 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 01:54 »

so either me or slide dog, i guess

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #33 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 01:57 »

Slide dog looks like a recently deceased dog, the movement creating an illusion of life. Basically, slide dog is creepy and more than a little depressing, not unlike yourself Johhnny.

Ballard · « **Reply #34 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 02:21 »

Jimmy gets to experience the feeling of happiness.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #35 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 05:04 »

FOR YOU ALLLLLL

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #36 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 05:06 »

Or for you true patriots:

DEMOCRATIC BLUE? ALRIGHT!

Ballard · « **Reply #37 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 05:39 »

Pffft I demand it in Republican Red so I can be a repressed closet freak in private.

Inlander · « **Reply #38 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 06:26 »

Surely you mean Socialist red.

Ballard · « **Reply #39 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 06:38 »

I'd rather Fascist Fuschia.

Inlander · « **Reply #40 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 06:51 »

Liberal lilac.

jhocking · « **Reply #41 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 07:10 »

Quote from: tania on 16 Sep 2009, 20:13

(hey guys i think this thread could be more fun if we try to choose a specific gift for people otherwise it's just a "list other forumite's general interests" thread and come on that's kind of dull isn't it?)

valley_parade · « **Reply #42 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 07:31 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Sep 2009, 19:49

Shane gets every model of Fender guitar ever made.

Even a Katana?

On that vein, I'm giving Patrick a 1963 Fender Jaguar, shell pink, and a Rickenbacker 360/12.

Emilio gets a set of turntables.

And Liz gets every cardigan I ever stop wearing, granted she can make them fit.

Liz · « **Reply #43 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 08:46 »

Shane you should really stop wearing more cardigans.

Christophe · « **Reply #44 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 08:52 »

Shane gets an xbox 360!

valley_parade · « **Reply #45 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 08:54 »

No Liz, see..I should get MORE. That way I still have some to wear, but others that I'll tire of and give to you. I've only got one at the moment.

Oh yeah, and I'm sending Jimmy one of the snowmakers that ski resorts use, so he can always play in the snow.

Liz · « **Reply #46 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 11:12 »

For Jens http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23018699

For Kris http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13876743&ref=cat3_gallery_14

For Jodie http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=30853614

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #47 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 11:21 »

Quote from: Website about Jens' gift

Pikachu Halloween costume hat

People are only going to wear that on Halloween? That website clearly doesn't realize how awesome a Pikachu hat is.

0bsessions · « **Reply #48 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 11:37 »

Jimmy gets a prime rib and peppercorn sub from Quizno's. Also a bottle opener made from the testicles of North-Eastern American animal. I'm thinking a moose.

phooey · « **Reply #49 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 11:57 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 17 Sep 2009, 01:54

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