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Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:17 »

Right so I'ma give this a shot.

Basically we have this game Fallout 2.


The way this works is, I start a game of Fallout 2. I post screencaps of the game at various points and then you, the ever so beloved community, makes certain choices. I play out those choices and post the results. This is sort of like the Oregon Trail thread that was posted in the Fish forum.

Anyhow let's get crackling. I'm going to assume y'all know how this works.

CHARACTER CREATION:

Alright so, there are a number of things that have to be sorted out. We've got our name, we've got our age (not really important), our sex, primary attributes, traits, and tag skills.

The way this is going to work is first come first serve, except for some big decisions (arbitrarily chosen by myself) that can be voted on and majority rules (smaller choices can go like this as well if we've got a whole lot of people weighing in).

So first, let me know what we're naming this kid. Then, age and sex. To keep things simple tell me what primary stats you want to see emphasized and to what degree in a range (8-10 cha, or 5-6 int, for example) and dump stats if you think there should be any. The more dump stats there are the higher we can push desirable stats. Next, tell me what traits we're gonna use. You can choose one, two or none.

Then we're gonna do skills. To keep the game from being needlessly difficult I'd like us to have at least one combat skill that can be used in the early running (small guns, unarmed, melee, etc.) the rest of the skills are fair game.

Post your preferences for all of these. That way if someone posts before you do, I can compromise accordingly (first person gets name and sex, second person primary stats, etc.)

Let's see if I can actually do this!
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #1 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:21 »

Name: Vanderwoof Figgles III
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #2 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:24 »

Too long, going with Vanderwoof.

Next!
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #3 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:28 »

48 female
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #4 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:31 »

48 Female is locked down.

As for our name, let's bring other people into that one. Let's poll. Here are your choices. First one to three votes wins.

Vanderwoof
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NAME IT ALLISON
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #5 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:33 »

JOHN GALT
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #6 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:33 »

Name It Allison

I want her to be absolutely retarded, Int 1, with the highest possible strength and agility, and tags on unarmed, melee and small guns.

NAME IT ALLISON SMASH.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #7 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:34 »

oh man I'm gonna have to be dissuaded from that one.

Anybody want to dissuade me?
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #8 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:34 »

Fuck no, let's go with Khar's idea.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #9 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:35 »

Khar's idea is the best.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #10 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:35 »

Fuck no, let's go with Khar's brilliant idea.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #11 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:37 »

Oh, and I thought Milton Keynes sounded so promising...
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #12 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:38 »

NAME IT ALLISON
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #13 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:39 »

okay this game is gonna be super hard.

What about traits?
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #14 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:41 »

Gifted and Finesse.

Power combo.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #15 on: 21 Sep 2009, 19:55 »

Okay so the name field is short so she's going to be named ALLISON SMA, and the age limit is 35. Lame.

Anyway here's what it hashes out to.


ALLISON SMA, The Chosen One, a top shelf fighter and functional retard.

From here it's going to be rather linear until I get out of the temple. Bear with me.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #16 on: 21 Sep 2009, 20:23 »

This is gonna be really hard, considering you'll get practically no skill points. Are you gonna sequence break and go get the power armor early?

Also, fuck the temple. One of the more tedious forced tutorials in a game, especially since the game is designed to be replayed multiple times.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #17 on: 21 Sep 2009, 20:57 »

Well we'll just see how it plays out yo.


After receiving a briefing from the village elder, mighty warrior and paint thinner enthusiast ALLISON SMA is standing before the Temple of Trials.



ALLISON ambles over to the guy guarding the gate. She could very well smash this man, but at this point it's probably a bad idea.



She then enters the Temple of Trials and faces the tedious challenges inside!


Smashing some scorpions!



Adeptly charging through deathtraps!



Playing with toys!



Whoopsie!



Taking a minute to relax!



Finally, confronting the last guardian of the temple, Cameron -



The Battle begins!



ALLISON SMA utilizes her fists against this terrible aggressor!



What a punk.



Forgetting what she was doing here in the first place, ALLISON walks through the door to find - A blue blankie!
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #18 on: 21 Sep 2009, 21:05 »

ALLISON SMASH is now standing in her home village, Arroyo, wearing her new blankie.


She feels as though she has gained an arbitrary amount of experience such that she suddenly gains in power! She has a grand total of 4 skill points to dole out. Her small guns skill stands at a pretty embarassing 55 percent, while her unarmed skill is at 80 and her melee weapons skill is at 70.

To her left is the elder's tent. The elder looks funny and uses beg words. Beyond her tent is the tent of Hakunin, the medicine man. He also looks funny. To the right is the well you always fell into as a child. In front of you is the fighter's tent, where you might be able to learn how to use your spear better.

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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #19 on: 21 Sep 2009, 21:08 »



Fanart!

Go ask which way round the spear goes again.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #20 on: 21 Sep 2009, 21:39 »

ALLISON SMA heads off to the east, searching for someone who can help her with her pointy stick.

She runs into someone walking around the village. Perhaps they will know?



ALLISON exists at this moment of time in a state of pure confusion.



The Big Rock Head imparts no wisdom at this time, despite ALLISON's pleading.



This guy seems like a fighter!



But he is of no help.



Back to square one.


The elder's tent and the medicine man's tent lie ALLISON's right. Behind her she sees her cousin, looking lost without his doggie.

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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #21 on: 21 Sep 2009, 22:43 »

I play Fallout 1, which was better.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #22 on: 22 Sep 2009, 00:54 »

Can she rape anyone? Allison Smash seems like the kind of gal who'd do some rape.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #23 on: 22 Sep 2009, 03:59 »

Go talk with cousin. He nice. He has sweets. Doggie nice.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #24 on: 22 Sep 2009, 06:39 »

Okay, this is sounding like that other lets play I read... Except with a lady instead of a guy.

Can I dowload fallout 2 from anywhere? So that I have the option of playing as a smart guy?
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« Reply #25 on: 22 Sep 2009, 06:47 »

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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #26 on: 22 Sep 2009, 07:23 »

Hmmmm. I wouldn't mind doing a lets play as "the smartest guy in the wastes". Might be a nice counterpoint to this one.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #27 on: 22 Sep 2009, 12:03 »

So far this is missing Trogg dialogue  :x

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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #28 on: 22 Sep 2009, 13:45 »

Can I dowload fallout 2 from anywhere? So that I have the option of playing as a smart guy?

Since the opportunity for the devs to rack in cash from you buying it, I see no moral problem with torrenting it. there's one with quite a lot of seeds on isohunt. I know that there used to be a good torrent with 1+2+all the tactics around, if you can find it.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #29 on: 22 Sep 2009, 13:54 »

Really guys? The game is $6.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #30 on: 22 Sep 2009, 14:26 »

Since the opportunity for the devs to rack in cash from you buying it, I see no moral problem with torrenting it.

When I pay for a game, it's to reward the people who made it. I can see the appeal of GOG - cheap, no DRM, etc. But I don't feel that I owe them anything - they don't provide anything other than a fast and easy route to get the game, not further development work or additions to the game.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #31 on: 22 Sep 2009, 14:41 »

Isn't that entirely untrue? I thought the whole point of GOG was that they updated the games to run on newer operating systems and hence saved old games from abandon-ware and neglect, maybe I'm wrong but that sounds pretty sweet to me.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #32 on: 22 Sep 2009, 14:41 »

No, that is correct. They guarantee XP/Vista and soon to be 7 compatibility. Also it's legal.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #33 on: 22 Sep 2009, 15:08 »

Fuck, let's move this to DISCUSS if it's interesting and keep playing Fallout 2, which is an awesome game, okay?
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #34 on: 22 Sep 2009, 15:14 »

I never did a low intellect playthrough.

Aren't there only like 2 special conversations you can have?  Then the rest of the time people don't give you quests and don't talk to you.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #35 on: 22 Sep 2009, 16:19 »

Pretty much.

On the other hand if he levels her up she is going to be insane.

Also because it can never be too hard I want you to murder the first child in the Den that tries to rob you. I also want you to get tricked into becoming a slaver.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #36 on: 22 Sep 2009, 19:12 »

Uh guys Fallout 2 is completely free. You can download it ad-sponsored for zero dollars and also zero guilt.
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« Reply #37 on: 22 Sep 2009, 19:51 »

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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #38 on: 22 Sep 2009, 20:26 »

I think he's talking about Gametap.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #39 on: 22 Sep 2009, 20:41 »

http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/fallout_2

Well worth it.

No it's not.  Fallout and Fallout 2 are excellent games that deserve support.  In fact, you can get BOTH from Amazon for less than $20.  Buy the game, wait a week, and enjoy without being a douche.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #40 on: 22 Sep 2009, 20:55 »

Wait what?

You're aware that GOG is a legitimate business that legitimately pays Interplay legitimate money when you buy Fallout, right?
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« Reply #41 on: 22 Sep 2009, 21:03 »

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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #42 on: 22 Sep 2009, 21:11 »

Gametap can blow me and yes, Good Ol Games is a perfectly legitimate retail site. I am not a douche and linking torrents on the forum.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #43 on: 22 Sep 2009, 21:24 »

I'm sorry.  I'm the douche.  I assumed you were linking to a torrent site without checking.  Mea culpa.  Please beat me about the head and neck with water noodles.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #44 on: 22 Sep 2009, 21:33 »

Yeah GOG is a quality site.

You can also get any of the games off of Steam, the 3-pack of Fallouts 1/2 and Tactics is $20. But individually off of GOG I think they're cheaper.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #45 on: 22 Sep 2009, 23:01 »

Will they run right without me doing any DOSBox-esque dickery when I buy them off of Steam/GOG?
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #46 on: 22 Sep 2009, 23:27 »

GOG guarantees compatibility with XP / Vista (and they promise support for 7 as well) Otherwise there's a fan-made patch that fixes all the weird little glitches with Vista (there was a nasty tendency for the colors to go weird in the unpatched version) and generally shores up the game. In addition to that there's a "restoration pack" that adds a bunch of stuff that was cut from the final version of Fallout 2. I played it a long time back and it was certainly interesting to say the least. It wasn't a whole new experience, but there were some new locations and quests and the like. There's also a total conversion mod that completely changes the game, but I only played through Arroyo before it crashed due to incompatibility with the high-res mod. Speaking of which I think I'm going to add that to the game...

Mac versions of the first two games exist, but as far as I'm aware the physical copies are out of print. Unless there's a mac ISO game service I'm not aware of, torrents are your best bet for Macs.
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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #47 on: 22 Sep 2009, 23:44 »

ALLISON SMA sees her beloved cousin Nagor to the northeast, and she moves to greet him.

But Nagor ain't having none of it.

What a meanie!

Dejected, ALLISON turns back to the middle of the village.

To her right, ALLISON sees Hakunin the Medicine Man's tent. Using her naturally acute senses she sees a number of plants in Hakunin's garden. These are Nippy Plants, sometimes they spit at her.

Beyond Hakunin's tent lies the hunting grounds. ALLISON fondly recalls when she would accompany her family out to the grounds and smash the Squishy Lizzers with rocks. Oh bygone days.

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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #48 on: 23 Sep 2009, 01:33 »

Fuck up those nippy plants! this is ALLISON SMA we're talking about here! she ain't no bitch.
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Damn, you're going to have to dump her near her birthday, tough break.

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Re: Let's Play: Fallout 2!
« Reply #49 on: 23 Sep 2009, 10:13 »

take an online course to finally get her GED so she can get a real job and stop mooching off of her family
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Also I would like to point out that the combination of Sailor Moon and faux-Kerouac / Sonic Youth spelling is perhaps the purest distillation of what this forum is that we have yet been presented with.
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