Topic: BOOBIES (Read 11297 times)

scarred · « **on:** 05 Oct 2009, 01:00 »

1000 POSTS NOOOOO

Christophe · « **Reply #1 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 01:03 »

Quote from: scarred on 05 Oct 2009, 01:00

that last photo

avatar'd

Melodic · « **Reply #2 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 01:18 »

Fuck you guys, tits are where it's at.

scarred · « **Reply #3 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 01:27 »

NO,

BOOBIES

TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKERS

JD · « **Reply #4 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 01:30 »

Counterpoint: Cocks

Unosuke · « **Reply #5 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 05:00 »

Am I doing it right?

Inlander · « **Reply #6 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 05:57 »

THRUSH

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #7 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 06:16 »

Bearded tit.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #8 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 06:45 »

LTK · « **Reply #9 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 07:06 »

Quote from: scarred on 05 Oct 2009, 01:27

NO,

BOOBIES

TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKERS

You're doing it wrong. It's:

GAWK GAWK MOTHERFUCKERS

Dollface · « **Reply #10 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 07:32 »

tania · « **Reply #11 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 07:38 »

cock-of-the-rock and his trusty sidekick, steamer duck.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #12 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 07:48 »

Big cocks:

NB: When using GIS to find images for this thread, use safe-search!

KvP · « **Reply #13 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 13:21 »

ACTORS

LTK · « **Reply #14 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 13:34 »

Quote from: tania on 05 Oct 2009, 07:38

...cock-of-the-rock...

Just when you thought a bird couldn't look any more awesome you hear its name.

I suggest everyone starts using cock-of-the-rock as a euphemism swear from now on!

Holy cock-of-the-rock, Batman!

scarred · « **Reply #15 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 22:17 »

BOOBOCALYPSE

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #16 on:** 06 Oct 2009, 14:41 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 05 Oct 2009, 01:30

Counterpoint: Cocks

http://shs.sumter17.k12.sc.us/home.aspx

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #17 on:** 06 Oct 2009, 14:45 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmzdvMoUUA

Poor male booby gets shot down.

SWOON! at My Gravitas · « **Reply #18 on:** 06 Oct 2009, 16:54 »

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #19 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 15:31 »

Quote from: Bastardous Bassist on 05 Oct 2009, 07:48

Seriously though, chickens would make scary as fuck giant birds. Look at that thing, I swear it would kill a raptor 1 on 1.

JD · « **Reply #20 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 16:04 »

Samuel Jackson would co-star in the Big Cock vs Raptor movie

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #21 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 17:06 »

Do not doubt my knowledge of dinosaurs. This isn't even about that. This is about how fuck scary that chicken looks. I mean, its fierce!

tania · « **Reply #22 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 17:09 »

i also read a while back about how some theorists are staring to think due to bone structure etc that some raptors didn't actually run but instead hopped like kangaroos.
it seems sort of cute and endearing until you really sit down and imagine one of those things leaping toward at you at about 40 mph, at which point it suddenly goes from funny to pretty much the worst fucking thing imaginable.

Spluff · « **Reply #23 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 17:33 »

Quote from: Chesire Cat on 07 Oct 2009, 15:31

Seriously though, chickens would make scary as fuck giant birds. Look at that thing, I swear it would kill a raptor 1 on 1.

There actually was a giant dinosaur that was remarkably similar to a chicken, but was the size of a tyrannosaurus (and possibly bigger). It is considered extremely likely to have feathers. It was one of the largest meat eating dinosaurs ever discovered.

Inlander · « **Reply #24 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 17:35 »

Quote from: tania on 07 Oct 2009, 17:09

i also read a while back about how some theorists are staring to think due to bone structure etc that some raptors didn't actually run but instead hopped like kangaroos.

A lot of birds hop when they're not flying. Like sparrows. So maybe raptors were like sparrows. Giant killer sparrows.

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #25 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 18:40 »

Quote from: Spluff on 07 Oct 2009, 17:33

There actually was a giant dinosaur that was remarkably similar to a chicken, but was the size of a tyrannosaurus (and possibly bigger). It is considered extremely likely to have feathers. It was one of the largest meat eating dinosaurs ever discovered.

Names or it never happened

tania · « **Reply #26 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 18:51 »

pretty sure he's talking about gigantoraptor.

Jace · « **Reply #27 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 19:31 »

I was not at all surprised to see tania having the last post in a thread called boobies.

Jace · « **Reply #28 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 19:31 »

Because she is such a raging lesbian.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #29 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 19:33 »

Is there any other type?

Jace · « **Reply #30 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 19:34 »

A lipstick lesbian, who is probably not raging.

I was gonna type "A feminist, oh wait that is a raging lesbian" but that is in poor taste and it isn't even funny.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #31 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 19:36 »

Yeah that post was kinda facetious.

I know some perfectly tolerable lesbians.

tania · « **Reply #32 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 19:59 »

the lesbians i lived with last year were mostly the laid back kind who instead of getting embarrassed or flustered whenever i accidentally found their sex toys simply pointed and laughed and said "ha ha, tania, i made you look at my dildos".

in hindsight i think i was actually more of a stereotypical raging lesbian than them in just about every way except for the fact that they all loved the l-word. like really loved the l-word. i don't get it. the l-word is a really bad show! it's really dumb! i know it's about these really hot women who all make out with each other and have wild and crazy sex all the time but... uh... aside from... the... wait what was i talking about.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #33 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 03:50 »

And the dinosaur only ate his fingers?

Dollface · « **Reply #34 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 04:18 »

+

=
Awesome as cunt!

Inlander · « **Reply #35 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 04:57 »

That birdosaur's goofy lookin'. I wouldn't be scared of it.

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #36 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 04:58 »

Juat sayin, T-Rex is twice as big, and Chicken is twice as fierce.

scarred · « **Reply #37 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 05:00 »

Quote from: Inlander on 08 Oct 2009, 04:57

That birdosaur's goofy lookin'. I wouldn't be scared of it.

But he's 15 feet tall!

!!!

...

And he plays SNES, apparently.

Hell I would game with him, as long as he doesn't molt on my couch.

Inlander · « **Reply #38 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 05:16 »

Quote from: scarred on 08 Oct 2009, 05:00

But he's 15 feet tall!

Your strange units of measurement make no sense to me, 19th Century man.

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #39 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 05:17 »

1 foot = 30cm roughly, so 15 feet is roughly 4.5 metres.

scarred · « **Reply #40 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 05:18 »

abluhbuhbluh 4 meters?

durn tall.

/hillbilly

edit: damn off by .5 meters.

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #41 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 05:20 »

Dashed irritating American, it's metres, not meters. A meter is something you put money in when you park

/Brit

(Although admittedly both spellings are acceptable blah blah etc)

scarred · « **Reply #42 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 05:25 »

Quote from: evilbobthebob on 08 Oct 2009, 05:20

Dashed irritating American, it's metres, not meters. A meter is something you put money in when you park

/Brit

(Although admittedly both spellings are acceptable blah blah etc)

Your silly spelling aside, I really do despise the fact that I live in one of the 3 countries in the world that hasn't converted to metric yet.

then again we have these people so it's not like it's a surprise

Inlander · « **Reply #43 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 05:32 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 08 Oct 2009, 05:22

I'm somewhat scared by some of the really big birds which still exist.

What worries me most about birds is the fact that they're filthy, filthy animals. A bird's body is a fantastic habitat if you're a parasitic invertebrate.

Incidentally, I've been bitten by a bird. One of these little beauties, as a matter of fact. It wasn't too bad. Though having a bird cling to you with its claws isn't so pleasant.

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #44 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 05:40 »

RHEA

That's the field behind my house. Unfortunately, all the birds died due to the incompetence of the people who owned them. They stole some keys from my brother once, thankfully we got them back. These people also own alpaca (like llama but small) and a couple of horses that they don't look after very well.

Inlander · « **Reply #45 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 06:02 »

That reminds me, it's coming up to magpie swooping season. Oh, goody!

Hot bird tip: birds are particular sensitive to the red end of the colour spectrum, so if you're worried about being a potential target for a bird attack, try to avoid wearing red.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #46 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 06:43 »

Quote from: Inlander on 08 Oct 2009, 06:02

Hot bird tip: birds are particular sensitive to the red end of the colour spectrum, so if you're worried about being a potential target for a bird attack, try to avoid wearing red.

So... Buy more red clothes and a shotgun?

Quote from: scarred on 08 Oct 2009, 05:00

And he plays SNES, apparently.

It's totally original Nintendo.

Finally, it's not my fault if you guys are following the crowd as far as measurement systems go. The US is kickin' it old-school.

Inlander · « **Reply #47 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 06:45 »

You know, schools in the olden days were really shit.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #48 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 06:49 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 08 Oct 2009, 05:47

[...]
Basically, I would not like to be in a fight with a buzzard because I would lose.

Two birthdays ago my girl took me to a falconer where we got to meet and greet birds of prey.

trust me ... there is nothing like having a hawk, buzzard or owl perched upon your arm looking at you, considering whether you are lunch or merely uninteresting.

I'd suggest that you try this. It's ... special.

Inlander · « **Reply #49 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 06:51 »

That sounds a lot like having a cat on your lap.

Tommy, you like cats.

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