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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #150 on: 31 Oct 2009, 08:12 »

But my scruff is part of my halloween costume, Linds.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #151 on: 31 Oct 2009, 09:43 »

BLAH BLEE BLOO. Shave before you go to bed, whine whine whine.

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #152 on: 31 Oct 2009, 10:42 »

For reasons I have forgotten, I am doing this.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #153 on: 31 Oct 2009, 10:52 »

Oh man now I'm wondering how many people are gonna shave after they get home, when they are drunk?
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #154 on: 31 Oct 2009, 11:05 »

Hopefully not too many people.  Didn't Thoreau's brother die because he cut himself shaving?
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #155 on: 31 Oct 2009, 11:07 »

Don't drink and shave. I wouldn't suggest shaving while hungover either.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #156 on: 31 Oct 2009, 11:17 »

Hopefully not too many people.  Didn't Thoreau's brother die because he cut himself shaving?

He did, but with a rusty razor.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #157 on: 31 Oct 2009, 11:38 »

I shaved before going out drinking.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #158 on: 31 Oct 2009, 15:36 »

I feel... naked.

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #159 on: 31 Oct 2009, 19:50 »

I just shaved. If I can borrow my mother's camera tonight, I will get a picture up, otherwise it might be a day or two. Wimpybeard competition go!
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #160 on: 31 Oct 2009, 23:15 »

Just shaved, we'll see if I do this. I kinda need to get a job.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #161 on: 01 Nov 2009, 09:57 »


You can see how gross dry my leg is also that I am indeed shaved. I'm doing this in the context of Harold... he already has a beard but we can get him fuzzier, I think.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #162 on: 01 Nov 2009, 10:36 »

I shaved! I am a bit of a luddite, though, and I don't own a digital camera so you will just have to trust me. I am a pretty trustworthy guy.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #163 on: 01 Nov 2009, 14:40 »

I am shaved! Pictures when my batteries are charged.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #164 on: 01 Nov 2009, 16:21 »

I shaved. I feel smooth now.

I think I'm gonna keep it this way after Novembeard.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #165 on: 01 Nov 2009, 17:11 »

Shaved a couple hours ago.  Already feelin' stubbly.  And itchy.  Shaving is the worst. 
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #166 on: 01 Nov 2009, 18:46 »

Man do I love a clean shave.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #167 on: 01 Nov 2009, 22:10 »

due to events on halloween i was not able to shave and i already got a few days scruff on. i really dont care if that officially counts im just gonna work with whats there and see what happens.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #168 on: 02 Nov 2009, 19:44 »

Hmm I think I shaved on the 30th but it doesn't make much of a difference because I too have shitty teenager facial hair. I don't think I've gone a full month without shaving since I started shaving...hm. Should be loads of fun.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #169 on: 02 Nov 2009, 19:52 »



Shaved yesterday. We'll see what an awful stache i can grow
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #170 on: 02 Nov 2009, 23:25 »



I look 14 when I shave
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #171 on: 02 Nov 2009, 23:27 »

Don't be so hard on yourself.


You look at least 15.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #172 on: 02 Nov 2009, 23:37 »

Nearly 15 and 1/2 I'd say.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #173 on: 02 Nov 2009, 23:58 »

The little tyke is growing bigger and bigger every day.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #174 on: 04 Nov 2009, 11:18 »

I ended up shaving off everything but my sideburns a couple days ago, so I guess I am doing this. Before and after picture for reference at the end of the month for how far I've gotten, and how far I've been.





I've just noticed how uneven my ears are, my glasses always being tilted like that...

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #175 on: 06 Nov 2009, 13:27 »



lil bit over a week here. pretty weak. oh well.

also fuck my hair is long.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #176 on: 06 Nov 2009, 20:23 »

you are exceeding my expectations! good job!
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #177 on: 06 Nov 2009, 20:51 »

mehhhh

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #178 on: 06 Nov 2009, 20:59 »

Go go go beard power!

November is my favorite month of the year. All the beards come out to play and I'm just so happy.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #179 on: 06 Nov 2009, 21:30 »

This no shave november is just an excuse for people who can't pull it off year-round to look gross and patchy for a month. Seriously if it's patchy don't just let it grow, find something that looks decent, at least. I am so tired of seeing guys who can't grow a full beard looking all patchy and homeless.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #180 on: 06 Nov 2009, 21:52 »

If I took a picture now, all you would see are widdle sideburns.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #181 on: 06 Nov 2009, 22:12 »

This no shave november is just an excuse for people who can't pull it off year-round to look gross and patchy for a month. Seriously if it's patchy don't just let it grow, find something that looks decent, at least. I am so tired of seeing guys who can't grow a full beard looking all patchy and homeless.

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #182 on: 06 Nov 2009, 22:47 »

Yeah, quiet Switty. It's just a bit of fun.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #183 on: 06 Nov 2009, 22:57 »

Yeah, it was a bit snappy. I just see like a million people a day and all of the guys lately have patchy grossness, it's pretty infuriating.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #184 on: 06 Nov 2009, 23:07 »

Yeah there are better things you could be infuriated about
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #185 on: 06 Nov 2009, 23:56 »

Like the fact that no one taught this apparently pre-pubescent 17 year old how to shave and now I have bumps asoduhsajsdh
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #186 on: 07 Nov 2009, 00:08 »

Yeah there are better things you could be infuriated about

No you don't understand. This is Something Witty. It's easier to count the things he's not infuriated about.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #187 on: 07 Nov 2009, 03:01 »

you are exceeding my expectations! good job!

Sean can grow facial hair! This is so weird guys, you have no idea.

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also my week one now is so much better than last year. im having high hopes for this year.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #188 on: 07 Nov 2009, 05:45 »

Yeah there are better things you could be infuriated about

No you don't understand. This is Something Witty. It's easier to count the things he's not infuriated about.

He's pretty much right. For example, I've been infuriated by the entire internet for several weeks now.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #189 on: 07 Nov 2009, 17:29 »

Then maybe you should just take a break.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #190 on: 07 Nov 2009, 21:43 »

Silly girl. I did.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #191 on: 07 Nov 2009, 22:07 »

Take a longer one.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #192 on: 07 Nov 2009, 22:23 »

Who the hell are you to tell me to go away?  :cry:
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #193 on: 07 Nov 2009, 22:25 »

Well, it doesn't seem like you like it here very much. I don't know you, so maybe you're always ornery. But in my experience that usually means you're doing something wrong.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #194 on: 08 Nov 2009, 00:19 »

He provides the much-needed grit that helps all the sugar around here go down or something.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #195 on: 08 Nov 2009, 12:15 »

A spoon full of broken glass makes the sugar more palatable.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #196 on: 08 Nov 2009, 15:52 »

Finally convinced my boyfriend to do no-shave November, because he looks pretty cute scruffy. Two days in, however, and the 50-grit-sandpaper-face is, well, about as scratchy as you'd expect 50-grit sandpaper to be. I guess what I'm saying is, dear internet: did I make the wrong decision?
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #197 on: 08 Nov 2009, 16:01 »

Just wait it out. Once is gets a little longer it shouldn't be so sandpapery. I mean, it will still probably be scratchy, but it shouldn't be as abrasive after a little while.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #198 on: 08 Nov 2009, 16:28 »

The stubble stage is definitely the scratchiest period of a beard.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #199 on: 08 Nov 2009, 16:36 »

The stubble stage is definitely the most annoying period of a beard.
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