Topic: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09 (Read 81987 times)

Lines · « **Reply #200 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 17:48 »

We all have itchy faces (and in the ladies' cases, legs) so I guess we might as well have a support group.

Hello, my name is Lindsey and I have itchy legs.

JD · « **Reply #201 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 18:22 »

Hi my name is JD and I don't mind the itchy face.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #202 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 18:28 »

I don't have an itchy face anymore. That probably isn't a good thing for my wimpybeard odds.

Liz · « **Reply #203 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 18:34 »

Linds, if you're itchy you should really condition the hair to make it softer.

ZJGent · « **Reply #204 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 19:06 »

Status report yaaay!
Day 2:

Day 8:

Lack of significant beard growth boooo.

MrBlu · « **Reply #205 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 19:07 »

Quote from: Linds on 08 Nov 2009, 17:48

We all have itchy faces (and in the ladies' cases, legs) so I guess we might as well have a support group.

Hello, my name is Lindsey and I have itchy legs.

Skintimate? Guess not.

(That was my attempt at a joke, thank you and good night)

Hello, my name is Blu, and I have itchy-bumpy face.

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #206 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 19:12 »

I am at a very complimentary beard/hair length right now. Ill ride this waive until my mustache starts hanging lower than my lips

scarred · « **Reply #207 on:** 08 Nov 2009, 22:02 »

My name is Nick and I'm at that weird transitional phase between stubble and hair. It actually feels kind of nice to rub.

Rub rub rub

Something Witty · « **Reply #208 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 00:27 »

If you wash and then condition your facial(and I guess leg) hair every day it will grow in soft and pleasant, not angry and scratchy.

scarred · « **Reply #209 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 02:30 »

^ Fact.

Scarychips · « **Reply #210 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 04:31 »

My name is Anthony and I shaved cause I have to take a photo for the library and I didn't want to look like a bum. I'm sorry.

Lines · « **Reply #211 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 05:17 »

Quote from: Liz on 08 Nov 2009, 18:34

Linds, if you're itchy you should really condition the hair to make it softer.

Conditioner isn't going to help. Cold weather and my skin don't get along.

Something Witty · « **Reply #212 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 09:35 »

Yes it will totally help. Maybe not a whole lot, but even in winter time my daily face-shampoo makes my stubble softer.

Lines · « **Reply #213 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 15:09 »

It's not the hair, it's my skin. And I've tried conditioner, it doesn't work. I just need to go buy more of this.

Liz · « **Reply #214 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 15:50 »

Linds you have no idea how happy I am that it works for you. I am always scared to recommend things and then have people hate them! But that shit is goooood stuff.

Lines · « **Reply #215 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 16:13 »

It's so awesome! I have the body wash, but I ran out of the lotion. Both are good on their own, but when I use both, my skin is soooooo happy.

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #216 on:** 09 Nov 2009, 19:27 »

Day 1:

Day 9:

The neckbeard is going to be a problem.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #217 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 12:07 »

Hey guys, been stuck at home with the flu after my fun-filled weekend of shooting for a short film, only just bothered now setting up my computer again.

Growing slow as a rose, as usual. It took me 3 months to grow that before I shaved picture as it is, I should have expected as much. Even though I started things a couple days late I doubt it'll make much of a difference at the end of the month.

Something Witty · « **Reply #218 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 13:34 »

Please refer to the Lunchbox guide to internet pictures in the photo thread.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #219 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 18:23 »

Ladies, let's see your progress pics

Emaline · « **Reply #220 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 19:08 »

Gentlemen, ladies, I have failed you.

I was waaaay too drunk to remember to shave on Halloween. And today absent-mindedly shaved my legs. I apologize for bring such shame on Novembeard.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #221 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:15 »

I lost today. Tryna fux wit a job n'all.

Lines · « **Reply #222 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:22 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 10 Nov 2009, 18:23

Ladies, let's see your progress pics

My camera is a POS, but I do still have leg hair. I will find a non-POS camera soon, promise.

michaelicious · « **Reply #223 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:25 »

My beard doesn't seem to be as nice as I remember it being, but I guess it's only been ten days.

sean · « **Reply #224 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:33 »

michael just listen to castevet. embrace the beard punx and it will grow.

... i think?

MrBlu · « **Reply #225 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:40 »

*rubscratchitch*

Man, SCREW Acne.

JD · « **Reply #226 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:41 »

Quote from: sean on 10 Nov 2009, 20:33

michael just listen to zz top. embrace the beard rawk and it will grow.

... i think?

sean · « **Reply #227 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:45 »

no

fucking wrong

JD · « **Reply #228 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:47 »

Not just regular wrong?

sean · « **Reply #229 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:48 »

Lines · « **Reply #230 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:49 »

Maybe if you just get within 5 feet of one of the band members, a beard will suddenly appear on your face.

sean · « **Reply #231 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 20:59 »

my mistake i meant to say 1994!

linds you are correct.

Liz · « **Reply #232 on:** 10 Nov 2009, 22:21 »

I know I didn't post a post-shave picture, but I promise I shaved! As soon as I find my camera I can get a progress photo going.

Metope · « **Reply #233 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 02:26 »

I'm sorry, but I have to say that girls: you're doing it wrong. The guys here can't hide their (for some) embarrassing hair behind pants, tights and skirts, it's not fair that you can. People have to see it, the face is where it's at! Let's see you rockin' the Kahlo.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #234 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 03:53 »

Armpit hair+tank tops fo' sho'.

Lines · « **Reply #235 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 05:11 »

It's too cold for that. Also people have seen my hairy legs before. I tried taking pictures, but you can't really see the hair...

calenlass · « **Reply #236 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 10:18 »

Quote from: Metope on 11 Nov 2009, 02:26

I'm sorry, but I have to say that girls: you're doing it wrong. The guys here can't hide their (for some) embarrassing hair behind pants, tights and skirts, it's not fair that you can. People have to see it, the face is where it's at! Let's see you rockin' the Kahlo.

But I do not have a natural unibrow!

Emaline · « **Reply #237 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 11:26 »

Our weather here has been really nice, and I've been wearing lots of skirts. At least 4 in the last week. So I mean, I didn't wear leggings with them, and I did wear a tank top with one. So leg hair would be going everywhere, and armpit hair did.

Spluff · « **Reply #238 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 17:52 »

Quote from: calenlass on 11 Nov 2009, 10:18

But I do not have a natural unibrow!

This is the first time that anybody, ever, has regretted this.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #239 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 19:53 »

(sig-quoting the shit out of that)

Nodaisho · « **Reply #240 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 21:38 »

Man, I have some screwed up priorities. I'm kind of iffy about doing job applications for the rest of the month, because I don't want to have to shave. I'm hoping that if I let it go the whole month, I'll get enough length that I can actually have a decent goatee.

JD · « **Reply #241 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 21:41 »

Why the beard hate employers?

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #242 on:** 11 Nov 2009, 21:53 »

Most employers don't mind a beard but if you're in the middle of growing one then chances are you'll look scruffy and unprofessional. Sure some ladies and dudes might appreciate a bit of scruff but most people don't go to work for the fuckin'. Most of the jobs I've had have specified that you can have a beard (as long as it's kept neat and trimmed) but you basically have to have grown it before you get the job. If you're interacting with customers or clients on a regular basis you're expected to look a certain way and an itchy, patchy, half grown beard is not that way.

Chesire Cat · « **Reply #243 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 05:00 »

I thought we all work for the fuckin', well except eunuchs.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #244 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 05:13 »

I need a job where there is fuckin'.

calenlass · « **Reply #245 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 09:36 »

Prostitution!

Verergoca · « **Reply #246 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 10:50 »

Porn director!

tania · « **Reply #247 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 10:51 »

even better, sex surrogate.

Lines · « **Reply #248 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 13:11 »

And it's legal!

Inlander · « **Reply #249 on:** 12 Nov 2009, 15:04 »

Quote from: Wikipedia sex surrogate article

Some surrogates offer additional services besides surrogacy such as telephone counseling or sexological bodywork.

If I didn't know better, I'd swear Wikipedia just makes some shit up.

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