nick is a dick so you don't have to be!
I want to shave. SO BAD. But I won't. Because of you guys.
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.
rather than place the blame on somebody's undeveloped irony sensor, let's just blame the internet, k?
It is not wussy. There are orifices being assaulted all over the shop.
dumplings are the answer because the foreskin boys
also, related to burning stuff: a friend threw up on a hot water heater once, the vomit steam burned her face. awesome!
- 20% of canadians are members of broken social scene
Hey everyone, I need to buy some new bookshelves. When I get back from Ikea and put them together you're all invited to the bookshelf launch party.
also why do we not have a band that sounds exactly like castevet yet?
When our powers combine we are awkward internet
All Canadians are two to four Welsh Corgis in a human suit.
Liz is touching me.
Fuck you, I want him so bad.
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
One of my better beards I think, but the neckbeard is atrocious
Please keep your opinions in your opinion-hole.
What about orgasmic chemistry.I can expand the definition of that if anyone wants to roll around to my Fortress of Love.
Sometimes I look at Achewood archives while listening to Spoon.
Oh god, it's Beardhead
Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America?