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Author Topic: BOOBIES  (Read 8030 times)

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Re: BOOBIES
« Reply #50 on: 08 Oct 2009, 06:32 »

I will try to bleed a different colour.

Sorry, here are the Pagebreak Capybaras -

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« Reply #51 on: 08 Oct 2009, 06:43 »

Hot bird tip: birds are particular sensitive to the red end of the colour spectrum, so if you're worried about being a potential target for a bird attack, try to avoid wearing red.

So...  Buy more red clothes and a shotgun?

And he plays SNES, apparently.

It's totally original Nintendo.

Finally, it's not my fault if you guys are following the crowd as far as measurement systems go.  The US is kickin' it old-school.
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Re: BOOBIES
« Reply #52 on: 08 Oct 2009, 06:45 »

You know, schools in the olden days were really shit.
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« Reply #53 on: 08 Oct 2009, 06:49 »

[...]
Basically, I would not like to be in a fight with a buzzard because I would lose.

Two birthdays ago my girl took me to a falconer where we got to meet and greet birds of prey.

trust me ... there is nothing like having a hawk, buzzard or owl perched upon your arm looking at you, considering whether you are lunch or merely uninteresting.

I'd suggest that you try this. It's ... special.
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« Reply #54 on: 08 Oct 2009, 06:51 »

That sounds a lot like having a cat on your lap.

Tommy, you like cats.
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Re: BOOBIES
« Reply #55 on: 08 Oct 2009, 06:51 »

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Eyes painted on hats or helmets will deter attacks on pedestrians

Harry, I just had the best mental image of you walking around wearing a Legionnaire hat with eyes painted on the back of your head.  
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« Reply #56 on: 08 Oct 2009, 07:01 »

Tommy, you like cats.

Domesticated cats, yeah.

Wild cats could eat me though.
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Re: BOOBIES
« Reply #57 on: 08 Oct 2009, 07:06 »

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« Reply #58 on: 08 Oct 2009, 07:36 »

Domesticated cats, yeah.

Wild cats could eat me though.

I think you give domesticated cats entirely too much credit.
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Re: BOOBIES
« Reply #59 on: 08 Oct 2009, 15:16 »

The Birds


The Flight


The Money Shot
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« Reply #60 on: 08 Oct 2009, 15:47 »

unfortunately, being liked by giant birds is only moderately better than being hated by them.
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« Reply #61 on: 08 Oct 2009, 16:35 »

pretty sure he's talking about gigantoraptor.

I love how the article says "the diet of this animal is a mystery." Fucking hell isn't it obvious? it ate cavemen

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« Reply #62 on: 08 Oct 2009, 16:55 »

also if you think birds of prey now are scary be glad you never had to fight this guy -



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When hunting actively, A. magnificens would probably have swooped from high above onto their prey, which they usually would have been able to grab, kill, and swallow without landing. Skull structure suggests that it ate most of its prey whole rather than tearing off pieces of flesh.
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« Reply #63 on: 08 Oct 2009, 17:15 »

unfortunately, being liked by giant birds is only moderately better than being hated by them.

That is fantastic.
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« Reply #64 on: 08 Oct 2009, 18:30 »

also if you think birds of prey now are scary be glad you never had to fight this guy this guy

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When hunting actively, A. magnificens would probably have swooped from high above onto their prey, which they usually would have been able to grab, kill, and swallow without landing. Skull structure suggests that it ate most of its prey whole rather than tearing off pieces of flesh.

The ancients would call that a Roc
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« Reply #65 on: 08 Oct 2009, 18:53 »



Whatever the fuck this bird is, I bet it would taste awesome barbecued.
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« Reply #66 on: 08 Oct 2009, 19:11 »

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unfortunately, being liked by giant birds is only moderately better than being hated by them.

That is fantastic.

Not to mention hhhhhoooot.
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« Reply #67 on: 08 Oct 2009, 19:18 »

Well, Stephen Fry.
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« Reply #68 on: 08 Oct 2009, 22:12 »

HOOTERS

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Re: BOOBIES
« Reply #69 on: 09 Oct 2009, 00:17 »

... good one!

Also ... that parrot is lovely. Hope it survives because I want one as a pet!
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« Reply #70 on: 09 Oct 2009, 02:27 »

That reminds me, it's coming up to magpie swooping season. Oh, goody!

Hot bird tip: birds are particular sensitive to the red end of the colour spectrum, so if you're worried about being a potential target for a bird attack, try to avoid wearing red.

Just hold something over your head. Birds aren't smart creatures, and this trick will get you past plovers (masked lapwings), magpies, or any other airborne assailant with ease.
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« Reply #71 on: 09 Oct 2009, 03:01 »


Enough!
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« Reply #72 on: 09 Oct 2009, 03:19 »

Cassowaries are pretty scary, in that they can disembowel you with a kick.

Not to mention they're batshit insane.
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« Reply #73 on: 09 Oct 2009, 04:58 »

His girlfriend totally just left him. He is like *this* close to falling down the stairs drunk.
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« Reply #74 on: 09 Oct 2009, 20:03 »

That cassowary was making some pretty fucking terrifying noises.



Also, Hooters?
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« Reply #75 on: 09 Oct 2009, 20:17 »

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« Reply #76 on: 20 Oct 2009, 20:45 »

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« Reply #78 on: 21 Oct 2009, 14:22 »

Hallo meneer de Uil!

... an unexpected flashback to childhood.



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« Reply #79 on: 29 Oct 2009, 02:26 »

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