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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #50 on: 29 Nov 2009, 07:00 »

I am on the right and Mufasa is my ability to finsh projects.
Wait, no, it has been said.
my programming grade?
my hope of passing the upcoming exam!
Uh, my love life?
my left arm
my fucking motivation
my desire to live.
my enemies
a dead lion
my immune system
ability to get a girl
portion control
interest in Twilight
my relationship
a fucking communist
You?

Goddamnit guys.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #51 on: 29 Nov 2009, 07:01 »

What else, eh? I am on the right and Mufasa is the state in which the thread belongs
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #52 on: 29 Nov 2009, 07:19 »

I am on the right, Mufasa is just sleeping because my life fucking rocks and he's not gonna' die because he'd miss it all then, he just needs 40 winks to catch up because he's a bit older and not the party animal he once was, but then we're gonna' go get some more beers, hit the town and just be pretty fucking awesome.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #53 on: 29 Nov 2009, 08:02 »

I am on the right, and Mufasa is Across-The-Corridor Girl's ability to talk quietly.

This thread is serving an important purpose! It is the blog thread, the vitriol thread, the relationship advice thread and its own thread rolled into one. It is like Foruming Lite.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #54 on: 29 Nov 2009, 08:14 »

Apparently when the forums go on a diet, lions will die.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #55 on: 29 Nov 2009, 08:19 »

I am on the right, Mufasa is the progression of Californication this season.

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #56 on: 29 Nov 2009, 08:43 »

Jeez dude when has Californication ever been about story, and not naked ladies.

You can ignore a thread or try to enrich it. Those are the credible options. Anything else is counter-productive because if you're that concerned about burning up the internet, you wouldn't bother to post and let the thread die a natural death. Unless of course the thread is considering worthy by other people and it doesn't die, whereupon it is officially no longer any of your business.

Have you ever considered the possibility that I'm not taking things very seriously either? I just happened to think that the best way to enrich this thread involved being smug and facetious. Horses, courses, etc. As I said previously I'm not bemoaning the state of the entire forum, but I'd say a thread which seemingly exists just for people to complain without call for any conversation is asking to be lampooned, for it's own damn sake.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #57 on: 29 Nov 2009, 08:45 »

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« Reply #58 on: 29 Nov 2009, 08:46 »



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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #59 on: 29 Nov 2009, 09:13 »

i thought this thread has some creative potential but it is sort of contingent on everyone knowing how to tell the difference between playfully making fun of something they consistently suck at and simply taking turns weeping about their painfully bleak and lonely existences because come on, don't we do that last one enough already
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« Reply #60 on: 29 Nov 2009, 09:19 »

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« Reply #61 on: 29 Nov 2009, 09:44 »

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #62 on: 29 Nov 2009, 10:00 »

INTERNET: NOT ALWAYS SRS BSNS

I didn't even read your post, I was just talking generally. So much pissing and moaning about threads of late, I think I just assumed there was some in this thread. Turns out there wasn't.

Other threads of late though? Lots of moaning about threads existing. It's a really silly thing to complain about and in the last week I have decided that I'm going to complain about that. Meta-complaining. Anticipatory meta-complaining, in fact.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #63 on: 29 Nov 2009, 12:17 »

I am on the right and Scar is my crippling anxiety.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #64 on: 29 Nov 2009, 14:30 »

I am simultaneously on both the left and the right. I am schrodinger's Big Cat.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #65 on: 29 Nov 2009, 19:42 »

I am simultaneously on both the left and the right. I am schrodinger's Big Cat.

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« Reply #66 on: 29 Nov 2009, 19:48 »

i am on the right and mufasa is how stoned i am.

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #67 on: 29 Nov 2009, 20:02 »

i am on the right and mufasa is my nanowrimo novel.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #68 on: 29 Nov 2009, 20:03 »

I am on the right and Mufasa is a customer who did not pay for my services.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #69 on: 29 Nov 2009, 20:24 »

I am on the right, and Mufasa is my willingness to practice for the presentation I have to give tomorrow.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #70 on: 30 Nov 2009, 08:33 »

I am on the right and Mufasa is venture capitalism.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #71 on: 30 Nov 2009, 08:40 »

I am on the right and Musafa is my standing with my bank.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #72 on: 30 Nov 2009, 09:17 »

I, Ferris Bueller, am on the right. Mufasa is here played by the late, great Darth Vader.

also:
Bath City are on the right and Mufasa is their FA cup hopes.
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No-one cries for Bath City. Who the hell are you, to cry for Bath city? Bath city, they whose players' own mothers have disowned?
Also I was under the impression that Bath City was such a joke of a team that no-one outside of Bath cared about it, or had even heard of it...
Are you... do you... are you local?
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« Reply #73 on: 30 Nov 2009, 09:31 »

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #74 on: 30 Nov 2009, 09:49 »

I am on the right and Mufasa is my desire to work on my Entrepreneurship class group project.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #75 on: 30 Nov 2009, 12:23 »

I am on the right and Mufasa is my faith in swiss politics.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #76 on: 30 Nov 2009, 12:32 »

I am on the right and Mufasa is my faith in swiss politics.
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« Reply #77 on: 30 Nov 2009, 12:32 »

Oh shit did they actually carry that ridiculous fucking anti-minaret law?

I mean we all knew the Swiss were fucking weird and not a little right wing, but still.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #78 on: 30 Nov 2009, 12:33 »

what did you expect from a nation founded by renegade templars?
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« Reply #79 on: 30 Nov 2009, 13:02 »

At least the SVP's advertising campaign was subtle -

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #80 on: 30 Nov 2009, 13:43 »

That's an old one, here's the current one:



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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #81 on: 30 Nov 2009, 15:16 »

Man, I thought Switzerland was all about minimising conflict! I mean, all that keeping out of stuff business and the security. That's pretty intensive racism right there.
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« Reply #82 on: 30 Nov 2009, 15:17 »

was it voted democratically? :?
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« Reply #83 on: 30 Nov 2009, 15:45 »

I'm at Bath university so I decided to support Bath City's cup run.
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« Reply #84 on: 30 Nov 2009, 15:46 »

And I agree with Switzerland's decision, those puppets are freaky.
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« Reply #85 on: 30 Nov 2009, 15:47 »



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« Reply #86 on: 30 Nov 2009, 15:56 »

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #87 on: 30 Nov 2009, 15:59 »

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #88 on: 01 Dec 2009, 08:43 »

I am on the right, and Mufasa is my ability to sleep over roughly the last week.

Seriously I mean the maximum has been like 4 hours.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #89 on: 01 Dec 2009, 10:53 »

Switzerland is being ridiculous. Do you know how many minarets are standing upright in Switzerland? Four.

Anyway, Mufasa is my adequateness.
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« Reply #90 on: 01 Dec 2009, 11:02 »

(adequacy)
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #91 on: 01 Dec 2009, 11:19 »

I'm on the right, rawr!
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« Reply #92 on: 01 Dec 2009, 11:29 »

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Mufasa is also my ability to...

Mufasa is also my ability to phrase what exactly it is called to err in forming a noun from an adjective.
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« Reply #93 on: 01 Dec 2009, 11:58 »

(nominalization)
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« Reply #94 on: 01 Dec 2009, 14:38 »

Thank yee.

Mufasa is also my ability to nominalize. There we go.
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« Reply #95 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:50 »

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #96 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:50 »

i'm mufasa
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« Reply #97 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:50 »

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #98 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:55 »

Liar.
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« Reply #99 on: 01 Dec 2009, 19:57 »

I am mufasa.
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