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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #100 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:15 »

I was waiting for it, and there it is.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #101 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:46 »

Oh man I can't wait 'til this thread goes terminally down-hill and then I can lock it and I can be all like "I am on the right, Mufasa is this thread."

Also who the fuck is Mufasa. Is this some lion king thing? I've never seen that film.

I am on the right, and Mufasa is my interest in the Lion King, I guess.

Actually fuck Mufasa. I am on the right (through the representation of my mind and thought processes as manifested in pixellated words on a computer screen) and a god-damn ocelot is on my left.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #102 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:48 »

I am on the right, Mufasa is Harry's taste in movies.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #103 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:55 »

Well guess who's not getting invited to the Astor Theatre's screening of Les Enfants du Paradis this Sunday.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #104 on: 01 Dec 2009, 20:58 »

Fuck.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #105 on: 01 Dec 2009, 21:10 »

I am on the right, Harry is a dick.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #106 on: 01 Dec 2009, 21:26 »

I am on the right, Mufasa is Spluff after calling Harry a dick.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #107 on: 01 Dec 2009, 21:41 »

I am on the right, Mufasa is Lunchbox after Spluff is Mufasa after calling Harry a dick.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #108 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:08 »

I am on the right, Mufasa is the horse that I am beating.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #109 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:21 »

this thread is on the right and and mufasa is me after reading this thread.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #110 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:32 »

fun fact, Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) plays ZaZu the bird.  never knew that until recently...
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #111 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:34 »

If you have watched Blackadder at all you should have picked that up.
I guess you probably wouldn't be watching Blackadder before the Lion King though. Marketed to different sorts.
I was a big Lion King fangirl back in the day so I know all the stuff.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #112 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:37 »

I have yet to see a James Earl Jones flick that disappointed.  :-D
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #113 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:39 »

mufasa and simba are this thread and i am looking at it and i am laughing
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #114 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:40 »

mufasa and simba are this thread and i am looking at it and i am laughing
scar? or ed the hyena?
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #115 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:41 »

JAMES EARL JONES

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #116 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:43 »

Worst Dad Ever:

what do you mean?! he saved his son from his boss killing him with space lightning!
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #117 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:45 »

Still I mean Luke got a pretty raw deal
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #118 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:51 »

Still I mean Luke got a pretty raw deal
for a guy growing up never knowing his father, to then find out his father was indirectly responsible for his surrogate father (Owen) and directly responsible for the death of his mentor (Ben) and is the 2nd most evil person in the galaxy, I say he did pretty well for himself.  Saved the galaxy twice, redeemed his father from evil, and in doing so got rid of the most evil person in the galaxy.  Oh and got reunited with his long lost sister after a couple of make out sessions with her.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #119 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:53 »

Vader got the raw deal
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #120 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:54 »

I am on the left.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #121 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:55 »

Vader got the raw deal
yeah  :-P he was the tragic hero type.  like nothing ever really went his way and instead of pushing on and persavering, he fell, hard, to evil.  He is what emo kids strive to be in my honest opinion.  life is nothing but pain.
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« Reply #122 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:56 »

Worst Dad Ever:

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« Reply #123 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:57 »

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #124 on: 01 Dec 2009, 22:58 »

It's okay, as long as Luke and Leia end up getting married and having lots of kids I'll be fine.

I just know those two are made for each other.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #125 on: 01 Dec 2009, 23:02 »

It's okay, as long as Luke and Leia end up getting married and having lots of kids I'll be fine.

I just know those two are made for each other.
i know what your doing.

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #126 on: 01 Dec 2009, 23:06 »

That looks more like ROFCASRTAMYDHSWD.

That's an acronym for rolling on the floor crying at the sudden realisation that all my youthful dreams have slowly withered and died. Popularise it.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #127 on: 01 Dec 2009, 23:08 »

you dont even know what im talking about at this point.  :wink:  I am just laughing at what I think I know what you doing.

and if you are serious go watch the old movies.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #128 on: 01 Dec 2009, 23:12 »

Dude no offence but your grammar and punctuation has taken a holiday these last two posts.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #129 on: 01 Dec 2009, 23:13 »

gah sorry im a bit distracted. and im pulling an all nighter. :|
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #130 on: 01 Dec 2009, 23:15 »

Here on the Questionable Content Board, we speak the Queen's English.
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« Reply #131 on: 01 Dec 2009, 23:20 »

Here on the Questionable Content Board, we speak Queer English.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #132 on: 02 Dec 2009, 07:28 »

Now that's something I can get behind.





Pun intended.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #133 on: 02 Dec 2009, 08:03 »

Mufasa is also my ability to nominalize. There we go.

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #134 on: 02 Dec 2009, 10:44 »

Vader got the raw deal

dude he fucking cut off luke's hand

If my dad cut off my hand, I'm pretty sure that would put him up there amongst the worst dads ever (well, at least the worst dads since people stopped sacrificing each other to gods and shit.)

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« Reply #135 on: 02 Dec 2009, 10:47 »

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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #136 on: 02 Dec 2009, 10:49 »

Luke killed Peter Cushing. If I was Vader I'd have cut off a lot more than the fucker's hand. If you ask me, he showed heroic restraint.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #137 on: 02 Dec 2009, 10:52 »

Luke was just trying to subdue Peter Cushing's foul stench, but then again Vader probably never noticed.
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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #138 on: 02 Dec 2009, 10:56 »

Peter Cushing smelled faintly of a grand country garden and forgotten glories. Admittedly to an uncultured brat like Luke that could have been mistaken for a foul stench, but that just means vader should have given him some nasal reconstruction while he was about it.
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« Reply #139 on: 02 Dec 2009, 11:23 »

Vader goes good in the end, though. The worst dad ever is probably from a Todd Solondz film.
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« Reply #140 on: 02 Dec 2009, 11:45 »

Vader goes good in the end, though. The worst dad ever is probably from a Todd Solondz film.


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« Reply #141 on: 02 Dec 2009, 12:22 »







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Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
« Reply #142 on: 02 Dec 2009, 13:22 »

Peter Cushing smelled faintly of a grand country garden and forgotten glories. Admittedly to an uncultured brat like Luke that could have been mistaken for a foul stench, but that just means vader should have given him some nasal reconstruction while he was about it.

Ah, but Leia was not uncultured.  She was raised by a very wealthy and prominent family, yet it was she who commented on his foul stench.
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« Reply #143 on: 02 Dec 2009, 13:47 »

Girl tongued her brother and owned a gold bikini. She was trash at heart.
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« Reply #144 on: 02 Dec 2009, 13:54 »

JAMES EARL JONES

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Actually, I'm personal friends with James Earl Jones's son, and apparently he's a pretty cool dad.
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« Reply #145 on: 02 Dec 2009, 13:57 »

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« Reply #146 on: 02 Dec 2009, 14:05 »



Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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« Reply #147 on: 02 Dec 2009, 14:21 »

America is on the right.



Mustafa is in Guantanamo Bay.
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« Reply #148 on: 02 Dec 2009, 14:32 »

And set to be tried blocks from where the WTC once stood.

Let me put this into perspective for you: The only people responsible for 9/11 who remain alive, seen as freedom fighters and heroes by many around the world, are being tried in a federal courthouse in downtown Manhattan. For a terrorist attack in which their cohorts blew themselves up in order to create panic and murder thousands of innocent people in downtown Manhattan.

Whoever is responsible for that decision can eat a dick.
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« Reply #149 on: 02 Dec 2009, 14:47 »

So instead we should subvert the rule of law and prove to the people who see them as martyrs that the US is willing to compromise our founding principles whenever we like?
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