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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #250 on: 16 Feb 2010, 10:44 »

I meant he avoided that status, but technically, almost, yes.

He would be to me, if I used the term Heart Throb, which I don't. "Talent & interesting man who is also pleasing to look at & well dressed" would be the longer, but better way to describe any man I find attractive.

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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #251 on: 16 Feb 2010, 12:57 »

when i saw "mike patton" and "well dressed" in the same sentence i bust out laughing.

a GIS later, i feel pretty stupid:



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« Reply #252 on: 16 Feb 2010, 13:11 »

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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #253 on: 16 Feb 2010, 13:44 »

Wow that was actually more disturbing than I thought it would be.











The neck, ugh!
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #254 on: 16 Feb 2010, 14:48 »

I dunno, Mike Patton is looking way too Miami Vice for my tastes. White people shouldn't wear white suits. I'm sure there's exceptions, but you better know damn well what you're doing.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #255 on: 16 Feb 2010, 15:49 »

I dunno, Mike Patton is looking way too Miami Vice for my tastes. White people shouldn't wear white suits. I'm sure there's exceptions, but you better know damn well what you're doing.

well, i was comparing it to how he dressed in videos at the time Faith No More had a hit single.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #256 on: 16 Feb 2010, 16:15 »

edward cullen sex pillow!

That was so disappointing.  I was totally hoping for one of those anime-style body pillow cover with the character printed on them.  I would have totally bought that to bug the hell out of my girlfriend.  That thing up there though, that's really creepy. 
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« Reply #257 on: 16 Feb 2010, 18:53 »

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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #258 on: 16 Feb 2010, 19:12 »

I dunno, Mike Patton is looking way too Miami Vice for my tastes. White people shouldn't wear white suits. I'm sure there's exceptions, but you better know damn well what you're doing.

I believe we have disagreed on male dress in another thread, Mr Alex Sir. But Mike Patton has pulled off some awesome looks that others have failed to & appears to change his dress sense to match man, or has over the years. (I'm ignoring the video for from out of nowhere...)

But bringing this back to Twilight, Taylor Lutner (The violent wolf love interest) can wear the hell out of suit...
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #259 on: 16 Feb 2010, 20:48 »

Mike Patton dresses pretty alright sometimes, and it's not like I hate that suit to death or anything, I'm just not ready to gush over it, since I think it makes him look older than 42 and kinda washed out. Then again, I pretty much think white people damn near always look old, so maybe that's just me.

Anyway, yeah, Tricia's comment is pretty understandable if you mean circa 1989, although I don't really blame Patton for it. I remember reading an interview somewhere in which he cheerfully admitted that his hygiene and grooming wasn't exactly its best while in FNM due to their absolutely brutal touring schedule and going months at a time without seeing his house. Plus, I think he was barely old enough to drink when he joined the band, and it's not like '90s alternative bands were known for their legions of handlers and stylists trying to make them presentable.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #260 on: 17 Feb 2010, 05:24 »

I think Patton is just generically "ethnic" looking enough to pull that white suit off
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #261 on: 17 Feb 2010, 07:01 »

I think Patton is just generically "HOT" looking enough to pull that white suit off

Fixed that for you fella!
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #262 on: 17 Feb 2010, 09:02 »

I think Patton is just generically "ethnic" looking enough to pull that white suit off

I'll admit that it's growing on me in a "I"m an 80's action movie villain!" sorta way.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #263 on: 17 Feb 2010, 09:37 »

The tiles & gate behind make me think of Costa Rica, the way he is wearing the suit makes me think of Drug Lords.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6oKhMPemjY Sharp suits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPuSJeVOw7I Sharp again, but terrible late 90's sunglasses.

If I'm honest even in the epic video, at the time that is what I wanted a fella to look like, ah the 90's!
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #264 on: 17 Feb 2010, 23:36 »

I think Patton is just generically "HOT" looking enough to pull that white suit off
Fixed that for you fella!

I mean if we're gonna play that game you really shoulda dispensed with "generically" as well. Dude is hardly generic.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #265 on: 18 Feb 2010, 03:06 »

I honestly don't know what I think is worse: Twilight or Patton's attempts at music.

For a while Faith No More songs were the torturous price you paid to be able to watch the cool videos on Headbanger's Ball. All three of the cool videos.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #266 on: 18 Feb 2010, 08:47 »

I really hated Epic, but other than that I have no beef with FNM.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #267 on: 18 Feb 2010, 12:40 »

Wait. What? Guys, Fantomas. So great.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #268 on: 18 Feb 2010, 12:41 »

I think Patton is just generically "HOT" looking enough to pull that white suit off
Fixed that for you fella!

I mean if we're gonna play that game you really shoulda dispensed with "generically" as well. Dude is hardly generic.

Soz. Will try harder next time. I have just realised I am actually wearing my Angel Dust T Shirt. This made me happy.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #269 on: 18 Feb 2010, 14:13 »

Wait. What? Guys, Fantomas. So great.

Hey, like I said, as long as it's not Epic we're cool. I just thought that song was all over the place, and not really in a good way.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #270 on: 18 Feb 2010, 14:16 »

Fantomas is fucking sweeet.

I was always more partial to Mr. Bungle though....then again, that was when I was when I was in highschool and I can't even remember what they sound like anymore.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #271 on: 18 Feb 2010, 14:28 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwWQYg7aS5o

Maybe this will jog the memory.

Anyway.

Twilight still sucks?

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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #272 on: 18 Feb 2010, 14:41 »

I honestly don't know what I think is worse: Twilight or Patton's attempts at music.

Faith No More is the worst he has ever been involved with (and he wasn't an original band member anyway...)

try listening to this:


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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #273 on: 18 Feb 2010, 15:22 »

Twilight still sucks?

Clearly, this thread has no ability to stay on topic! Even bitching about Twilight is getting old.
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« Reply #274 on: 18 Feb 2010, 15:48 »

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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #275 on: 19 Feb 2010, 00:27 »

Faith No More is the worst he has ever been involved with (and he wasn't an original band member anyway...)

try listening to this:

LovageStrokerAce.jpg


I appreciate the attempt at getting me involved with this gentleman's work but honestly that picture does not inspire confidence at all.

But thanks ... I might try later.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #276 on: 19 Feb 2010, 01:49 »

Man if that cover does anything except inspire fervent bonerage then you've already lost
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« Reply #277 on: 19 Feb 2010, 02:32 »

Strangely enough, I feel totally at peace with that.
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« Reply #278 on: 19 Feb 2010, 11:16 »

Man if that cover does anything except inspire fervent bonerage then you've already lost
I don't know, I get the feeling that isn't a real Single Action Army.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #279 on: 27 Feb 2010, 02:34 »

well.
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« Reply #280 on: 27 Feb 2010, 02:35 »

I know photo doctoring is common for movie posters but this is just dumb


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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #281 on: 01 Mar 2010, 08:24 »

Is his crotch supposed to look like it's exploding?
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« Reply #282 on: 01 Mar 2010, 17:46 »

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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #283 on: 01 Mar 2010, 22:16 »

Is his crotch supposed to look like it's exploding?

So he had wood.  Obviously the casting director just blew him.
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« Reply #284 on: 02 Mar 2010, 00:04 »

Twilights vampires pretty much rip up the rulebook on powers. Any good vampire should cum blood, if it is capable of having sex at all, but fuck knows what these things do.
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« Reply #285 on: 02 Mar 2010, 00:54 »

They cum "venom", as all their fluids (tears, saliva, sweat?) are this mysterious venom that not only turns a person into a vampire, but eats through contact lenses and impregnates ovum.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #286 on: 02 Mar 2010, 02:37 »

So, I'm reading the books and yeah, there's stuff wrong with them.
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« Reply #287 on: 02 Mar 2010, 12:20 »

Is his crotch supposed to look like it's exploding?

So he had wood.  Obviously the casting director just blew him.

Point taken.

But I happened to be referring to the left side of the picture.
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« Reply #288 on: 02 Mar 2010, 12:46 »

So, I'm reading the books and yeah, everything's wrong with them.
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #289 on: 02 Mar 2010, 13:20 »

You don't need to fix my post. It wasn't broken.
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« Reply #290 on: 02 Mar 2010, 14:21 »

But I happened to be referring to the left side of the picture.

I lol'd when I saw it
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« Reply #291 on: 02 Mar 2010, 16:23 »

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« Reply #292 on: 02 Mar 2010, 18:01 »

You don't need to fix my post. It wasn't broken.

It could be mistaken for only "some stuff" instead of "all of the stuff".
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Re: Twilight (Sorry for cursing)
« Reply #293 on: 03 Mar 2010, 01:02 »

Well ...

Bella is a weakling, Edward is a creepy stalker, Jacob is better but not by much, being rude and hurtful to ladies is okay, obviously ... the books have values which are just hard to defend for anyone over 14 and out of their very first crush.

But ... with the rise in popularity of the Twilight novels there seems to be a rise in the sales of Wuthering Heights. Isn't any book that gets people reading at least an okay book?
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« Reply #294 on: 03 Mar 2010, 01:32 »

It depends on what it gets them to read. A lot of people tried to make the same argument about the Harry Potter books but apparently (and this is just according to anecdotal evidence and my rather poor memory) it just got kids to read Harry Potter and nothing else.

Also Wuthering Heights sucks.
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« Reply #295 on: 03 Mar 2010, 03:55 »

Wuthering Heights sucks.

Damn. Straight.
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« Reply #296 on: 03 Mar 2010, 07:09 »

It depends on what it gets them to read. A lot of people tried to make the same argument about the Harry Potter books but apparently (and this is just according to anecdotal evidence and my rather poor memory) it just got kids to read Harry Potter and nothing else.

Also Wuthering Heights sucks.

Harry Potter was mildly better. Far from great literature, but it at least wasn't outright harmful.
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« Reply #297 on: 03 Mar 2010, 08:25 »

Wuthering Heights is a dope song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdmvs7r1u9c



I hope it gets more kids listening to Kate Bush.
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« Reply #298 on: 03 Mar 2010, 09:24 »

Plus, Cold Comfort Farm isn't as funny if you haven't read Wuthering Heights so it'll prepare them to read Stella Gibbons while listening to Ms Bush.
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« Reply #299 on: 03 Mar 2010, 13:15 »

I think I've done that, Cold Comfort Farm & bush.


(Take that how you want, it works for me.)
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