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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #200 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:00 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZh8fPKsOQc

Fuck I love this song. I've heard it at least once a week for a year and a half now (it's another favourite for putting on at work) and I always notice something new about it.

Fuck yes +1

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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #201 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:01 »

Man this thread shot up quick. 4 pages already?

I have a feeling that this thread is gonna be at least up to 9 pages when I wake up, in 6 hours.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #202 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:01 »

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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #203 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:02 »

But did it kill the song for you?  So many people are vetoing stuff for kind of disliking minor parts of songs, I feel.

Isn't that kind of the point?
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #204 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:03 »

No I thought the point was if you liked the song as a whole, you wouldn't veto it.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #205 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:06 »

Coldplay are probably one of the most disliked bands in the world because it's hip to hate Coldplay.

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They're not the greatest thing since sliced bread but they have a couple decent tunes per album.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #206 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:06 »

All I can think of everytime I see this thread title is Coldplay.

I mean, who can really get up in a ruffle over Coldplay? Seriously? Even if you don't like them it's kind of hard to hate them with a seething passion. It's pretty easy to just go 'meh' and feel nothing over them.

That's a joke, right? Apart from their music being so bland that it brings tears to the eyes the singer is an annoying wanker too.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #207 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:07 »

Coldplay are probably one of the most disliked bands in the world because it's hip to hate Coldplay.

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They're not the greatest thing since sliced bread but they have a couple decent tunes per album.

I beg to differ
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #208 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:08 »

No I thought the point was if you liked the song as a whole, you wouldn't veto it.

I guess, but doing it that way would probably leave us with a list as long as my arm. Do we want that? I don't know! This thread is kind of nebulous and whacky!
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #209 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:10 »

No I thought the point was if you liked the song as a whole, you wouldn't veto it.

That was, in fact, the impression I was under.  Hell, I haven't vetoed some songs that I've had strong opinions on sections of, because I didn't dislike the song as a whole.  If we're not doing it that way, then I need to know.

Also, I found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5nhxKAx9xM
Unlistenable.  It was really boring, I could barely make it out, and the tempo seemed nonexistent.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #210 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:10 »

I assumed we were trying to at least sort of narrow down the list.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #211 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:12 »

This was why I thought that people only needed to like a song as a whole:

Simple challenge:  find a song that every regular on the forum likes listening to.  Not loves necessarily, mind you, likes.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #212 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:12 »

Okay, then, I'll put it as a personal opinion: I have pretty much no feeling on Coldplay. I like a few of their songs from when I was younger and still listened to pop radio and enjoyed it (Rush of Blood the Head, that timeframe), but other than that it's just like...okay. It's there. It provokes no reaction, good or bad.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #213 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:14 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgUs7yWnDJ8


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncBVNAbd99s&feature=related
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #215 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:15 »

Okay, then, I'll put it as a personal opinion: I have pretty much no feeling on Coldplay. I like a few of their songs from when I was younger and still listened to pop radio and enjoyed it (Rush of Blood the Head, that timeframe), but other than that it's just like...okay. It's there. It provokes no reaction, good or bad.

That's how I feel for the most part but occasionally they'll have a song that I enjoy. Off of their latest album it was "Lovers in Japan."
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #216 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:16 »

NEW LIST YOU COCKS

Hendrix - Little Wing
Bowie -  Starman, Space Oddity, Rock n Roll Suicide
Prokofiev - Dance of the Knights
Beatles - Helter Skelter
IGGY POP and the STOOGES "search and destroy"
The Fall - Last Orders
Summertime Billie Holiday
Jesu - Losing Streak
Dead Can Dance The Ubiquitous Mr Lovegrove
Dick dale -misirlou
Ella Fitzgerald - Good morning Heartache
Fats Waller - Ain't Misbehavin'
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
Fela Kuti & Afrika 70 "Zombie"
Sex Bomb by Flipper
Stevie Wonder - Sir Duke
Crippled Black Phoenix - Burnt Reynolds
Strawberry Letter 23
Silver Apples- Program
Nick Cave- Stranger Than Kindness
Nick Cave- Nobody's Baby Now
P-Funk- "Night of the Thumpasaurus Peoples"
Skyclad- Great Blow for a Day Job
Rick James- Give it to Me Baby
Moondog- Lament, I
Sly and the Family Stone- Everyday People
Elvis Costello- Veronica
Wagner- Ride of the Valkyries


guys can you make it really clear when you are vetoing something from now on? You should at least chuck the word "veto" in, preferably in bold.

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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #217 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:17 »

And fuck this thread on top of it. I thought it could work for awhile maybe hopefully but really fuck this thread and all of its intentions

This is war motherfuckers. None of us will ever agree, we will never see eye to eye. We were sleep with knives under our pillows just waiting to hold them at each others throats! Peace is a lie! We are at war! WAR

Argh!

Arrrrrgh!

Arrrrrgghhhh

Edit: Still pissed that someone vetoed CCR. That sort of killed any hopes I had.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #218 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:18 »

Okay, then, I'll put it as a personal opinion: I have pretty much no feeling on Coldplay. I like a few of their songs from when I was younger and still listened to pop radio and enjoyed it (Rush of Blood the Head, that timeframe), but other than that it's just like...okay. It's there. It provokes no reaction, good or bad.

That's how I feel for the most part but occasionally they'll have a song that I enjoy. Off of their latest album it was "Lovers in Japan."
Which one? or both?
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #219 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:19 »

On the matter of Coldplay, I'm putting Strawberry Swing and its beautiful video up for discussion. One of the only times that Coldplay impressed me.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #220 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:20 »

None of us will ever agree, we will never see eye to eye.

To be fair the post above yours shows that we're agreeing on a fairly large amount of things at the moment.

Fuck Coldplay to hell, though.

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On the matter of Coldplay, I'm putting Strawberry Swing and its beautiful video up for discussion. One of the only times that Coldplay impressed me.

Veto
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #221 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:24 »

That's because you missed a lot where people are vetoing things.

On the matter of Coldplay, I'm putting Strawberry Swing and its beautiful video up for discussion. One of the only times that Coldplay impressed me.

Video was pretty awesome. Song not so much.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #222 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:35 »

Yeah guys if the last person to post the updated list missed something, please quote it and update it yourself.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #223 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:37 »

Has anyone nominated Bohemian Rhapsody yet? Everyone likes Bohemian Rhapsody right?
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #224 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:40 »

Yeah guys if the last person to post the updated list missed something, please quote it and update it yourself.

I'm not seeing which vetoes I missed, guys.

Has anyone nominated Bohemian Rhapsody yet? Everyone likes Bohemian Rhapsody right?

Yep. And it was pretty much instantly vetoed.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #225 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:41 »

Seaside Rendezvous (or any one of dozens of other Queen songs) would make a far better nomination anyway.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #226 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:41 »

For shame
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #227 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:42 »

Dudes that reminds me, what about the Muppets version?

Come on and veto this you dicks, I dare you
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #228 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:44 »

Rick James- Give it to Me Baby

veto because I just don't like his voice

also, I am a pretty big classical fan, but I'm not sure it should be included
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #229 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:48 »

NEW LIST YOU COCKS

Hendrix - Little Wing
Bowie -  Starman, Space Oddity, Rock n Roll Suicide
Prokofiev - Dance of the Knights
Beatles - Helter Skelter
IGGY POP and the STOOGES "search and destroy"
The Fall - Last Orders
Summertime Billie Holiday
Jesu - Losing Streak
Dead Can Dance The Ubiquitous Mr Lovegrove
Dick dale -misirlou
Ella Fitzgerald - Good morning Heartache
Fats Waller - Ain't Misbehavin'
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
Fela Kuti & Afrika 70 "Zombie"
Sex Bomb by Flipper
Stevie Wonder - Sir Duke
Crippled Black Phoenix - Burnt Reynolds
Strawberry Letter 23
Silver Apples- Program
Nick Cave- Stranger Than Kindness
Nick Cave- Nobody's Baby Now
P-Funk- "Night of the Thumpasaurus Peoples"
Skyclad- Great Blow for a Day Job
Rick James- Give it to Me Baby
Moondog- Lament, I
Sly and the Family Stone- Everyday People
Elvis Costello- Veronica
Wagner- Ride of the Valkyries


guys can you make it really clear when you are vetoing something from now on? You should at least chuck the word "veto" in, preferably in bold.



Yeah guys if the last person to post the updated list missed something, please quote it and update it yourself.

I'm not seeing which vetoes I missed, guys.


Vetoing

the kinks- you really got me
Rolling Stones- Sympathy For The Devil
Aritha Franklin- Respect
The Pogues - Fairytale of New York
Jethro Tull- Hymn 43
Fear - New York's Alright If You Like Saxaphones
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
Sloan - pen pals


So uh maybe you didn't miss all of them but you missed at least one (I'm not vgoing to check again)
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #230 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:49 »

Sorry!
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #231 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:50 »

Dudes that reminds me, what about the Muppets version?

Come on and veto this you dicks, I dare you


Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #232 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:51 »

i love how nobody vetoed jeromes dream specifically
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #233 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:52 »

I veto the Muppet version because Ms. Piggy annoys the hell out of me and always has.

Sorry!

Lots of posts happening all at once make this hard to do.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #234 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:52 »

i love how nobody vetoed jeromes dream specifically

probably helps if you nominated it specifically
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #235 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:54 »

It's funny to watch the trend emerge that as a community of young white people, we are most apprehensive about vetoing old school classics made by black artists.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #236 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:56 »

I was going to make a comment to that effect but realised that I was probably more guilty of it than anyone else.

Seriously considering re-nominating Sam Cooke because I feel that strongly about it.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #237 on: 10 Dec 2009, 21:57 »

Maybe it's because they are all good songs
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #239 on: 10 Dec 2009, 22:13 »

Duke Ellington - C Jam Blues. Short, not repetitive but not overly complex (12-bar blues IIRC, but with almost constant improvisation from someone), no screwy use of instruments, seems like even if people don't love it, few people won't dislike it.

Why am I nominating something that is an old school classic by a black guy? Because if I posted Schoenberg, Webern, or Berg in here I'm pretty sure you uncultured jerks would veto it immediately. Learn to love the atonality.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #240 on: 10 Dec 2009, 22:17 »

Dang I really wanted to listen to cultured music. Oh well
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #241 on: 10 Dec 2009, 22:31 »

Tongue was in cheek there. Schoenberg and his students made some very inaccessible music, I don't know anyone else that likes them, although I haven't really spoken to many people about expressionist music.
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« Reply #242 on: 10 Dec 2009, 22:38 »

Yeah, hard to be inoffensive if you're inaccessible. Moondog would get love on here though.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #243 on: 10 Dec 2009, 22:39 »

That one Moondog tune that was posted in this thread earlier was pretty good.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #245 on: 10 Dec 2009, 22:46 »

posted a link dogg what more am i supposed to do!
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #246 on: 10 Dec 2009, 23:01 »

Oops disregard me sean I don't know what I'm talking about
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #247 on: 10 Dec 2009, 23:25 »

"Lovers in Japan."
Which one? or both?

The album version, but only when it doesn't include "Reign of Love." So, not the nearly 7 minute one.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #248 on: 11 Dec 2009, 00:59 »

Aqualung. Anyone who doesn't like that man's flute talent can get a fist in the nose  :x
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #249 on: 11 Dec 2009, 02:48 »

Vetoing Spiritualized for a shit reason.

Man, that wasn't a legit reason at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JBAxkZun3s
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