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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #400 on: 13 Dec 2009, 18:47 »

It was also the inspiration for Ry Cooder's Paris, Texas soundtrack!
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #401 on: 13 Dec 2009, 18:52 »

VetoingThe Flaming Lips because I fucking hate the Flaming Lips
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #402 on: 13 Dec 2009, 18:57 »

Yeah but you didn't like Fela Kuti so I'm not listening to you any more.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #403 on: 13 Dec 2009, 20:32 »

VetoingThe Flaming Lips because I fucking hate the Flaming Lips

Perhaps you would like to see this photo (NSFW) and reconsider.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #404 on: 13 Dec 2009, 20:33 »

One of those guys has some nice tattoos.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #405 on: 13 Dec 2009, 21:04 »

He Fixed Your Link.

FML

I read the "FYL" as "Fuck Your Life"
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #406 on: 13 Dec 2009, 21:39 »

Yeah but you didn't like Fela Kuti so I'm not listening to you any more.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #407 on: 13 Dec 2009, 21:39 »

*tries to cram Chump Rolodex into tragically small drawer* ugh! why won't it just close... it did last week
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #408 on: 13 Dec 2009, 22:15 »

Why do you keep a chump rolodex, Johnny? Is it in case you need to contact a chump? Why would you need to contact a chump?
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #409 on: 13 Dec 2009, 22:20 »

look man i have call display and an e-mail inbox, it's just part of the screening process
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #410 on: 13 Dec 2009, 22:50 »

For fuck's sake veto songs one at a time, guys.  It implies that you have actually listened to them.  Explaining yourself is recommended.

For fuck's sake nominate songs one at a time, guys
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #411 on: 14 Dec 2009, 02:48 »

Hey I listened to all those songs I vetoed. It was terribly dull and irritating but I fucking did it.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #412 on: 14 Dec 2009, 06:18 »

I was going to keep a chump rolodex until I realised it corresponds precisely to the entire membership of this forum.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #413 on: 14 Dec 2009, 08:00 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7fuuDc2hH0

I nominate this.

It will stay nominated for about 5 seconds after I click the Post button, but whatevs. It's my favourite CD today.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #414 on: 14 Dec 2009, 08:12 »

I was going to keep a chump rolodex until I realised it corresponds precisely to the entire membership of this forum.

Including yourself
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #415 on: 14 Dec 2009, 10:16 »

Hey I listened to all those songs I vetoed. It was terribly dull and irritating but I fucking did it.
And yet you still vetoed Clutch. Were you drunk, tired, or do you just have terrible taste?
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #416 on: 14 Dec 2009, 10:19 »

Can I just say that this thread has far exceeded my expectations? 
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #417 on: 14 Dec 2009, 10:25 »

sam im afraid that would be putting it a touch too lightly
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #418 on: 14 Dec 2009, 10:28 »

To the contrary, Search & Destroy was nominated early on and to my knowledge no one has vetoed it.  Iggy Pop rules man, it's time we should all come to terms with that fact.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #419 on: 14 Dec 2009, 10:29 »

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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #420 on: 14 Dec 2009, 10:29 »

Jesus people, are you not bothering to try to understand anything I'm actually saying? NOT a veto. NOT a veto. For goodness sake.

Sorry, I didn't mean you, I meant the the guy who said FYL. It was sort of pretty clear from your post that you like/love the song.

Anyhoos. FUCKING MINGUS.

My friend just put up an art show all about Mingus! I haven't seen it yet but the dude is crazy talented.

Also when did Wayne Coyne become the boy in the bubble? Is he contagious? Do we have to protect him from the outside world or protect the outside world from him and all his confetti cannons?
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #421 on: 14 Dec 2009, 10:31 »

i veto everything i didnt put up.

ha!
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #422 on: 14 Dec 2009, 10:31 »

Also when did Wayne Coyne become the boy in the bubble? Is he contagious? Do we have to protect him from the outside world or protect the outside world from him and all his confetti cannons?

The bubble prevents his sense of extreme joy from making the world's erogenous zones explode.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #423 on: 14 Dec 2009, 10:33 »

Veto wagner, kraftwerk and iggy pop.

No need for those particular forms of excessive boredom.

Fair enough.  Yeah I think we're done here.  I initially conceived of the challenge as halfway between an empathy exercise and a sociological experiment.  It kinda worked.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #424 on: 14 Dec 2009, 10:36 »

i veto everything i didnt put up.

ha!

well I veto everything you put up

There.  Nobody wins.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #425 on: 14 Dec 2009, 10:36 »

It should be mentioned, though, that BeoPuppy clearly hates music.

Music won't hold you when you fall asleep, Jeans.

Unless it's music by Sufjan Stevens.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #426 on: 14 Dec 2009, 10:40 »

are you honestly vetoing a post called trump card?

how can you live with yrself!?!?!
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #427 on: 14 Dec 2009, 11:01 »

stompin on dreams, that's how
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #428 on: 14 Dec 2009, 11:01 »

Wait how can you seriously veto chemical plant???
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #429 on: 14 Dec 2009, 11:07 »

Like this:  Veto
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #430 on: 14 Dec 2009, 11:20 »

Also when did Wayne Coyne become the boy in the bubble? Is he contagious? Do we have to protect him from the outside world or protect the outside world from him and all his confetti cannons?

The bubble prevents his sense of extreme joy from making the world's erogenous zones explode.

Especially when all those erogenous zones are so exposed like that.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #431 on: 14 Dec 2009, 11:21 »

I am prepared to announce the winner.  I'm sure it will be unanimous.

Kenny G's entire catalog
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #432 on: 14 Dec 2009, 11:30 »

It's. So. Smoooooth.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #433 on: 14 Dec 2009, 11:35 »

Dear god, I should hope so
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #434 on: 14 Dec 2009, 11:36 »

ain't no kenny loggins
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #435 on: 14 Dec 2009, 11:51 »

I am prepared to announce the winner.  I'm sure it will be unanimous.

Kenny G's entire catalog

Does this include his recent sessions with Weezer?
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #436 on: 15 Dec 2009, 02:00 »

It should be mentioned, though, that BeoPuppy clearly hates music.

NO, I hate boring music. There is a difference.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #437 on: 15 Dec 2009, 02:10 »

Don't even try arguing.  This entire thread has turned into a orgy of people pooping on each other's opinions.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #438 on: 15 Dec 2009, 02:41 »

I think for our own good we should go back to the old ways of having a small elite dictating musical taste to the rest of the forum, in as smug and absolutist fashion as possible.

Everybody else should shut up and eat what they're given.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #439 on: 15 Dec 2009, 03:15 »

Dovey you have no idea how close I am to locking this thread and declaring "Computer Games" by Mi-Sex to be the winner.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #440 on: 15 Dec 2009, 03:34 »

I have no idea who they are but, you know, go ahead.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #441 on: 15 Dec 2009, 03:37 »

It would really do this subforum a lot of good.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #442 on: 15 Dec 2009, 03:41 »

Dovey you have no idea how close I am to locking this thread and declaring "Computer Games" by Mi-Sex to be the winner.

The Elite declares this idea acceptable to Us.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #444 on: 15 Dec 2009, 18:34 »

Nah just kidding guys, the real winner is "I Got You" by Split Enz.
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