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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #50 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:00 »

I want to mention REM, but I don't know which song to pick.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #51 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:01 »

Christophe, I was really expecting Chuggo from you.

Ehh, it was expected which was exactly I went for the Attack! first.

I'm sure Lakeshore Boulevard's Most Wanted will make its way to the thread somehow.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #52 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:06 »

So... Attack Attack!?
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #53 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:09 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgTJtdn6VjM

Not their best work ever but if the combination of the song and seeing J Mascis ride a skateboard doesn't make you happy there's just no helping you.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #54 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:15 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKfBJMIANsM

Has anyone actually vetoed 'Helter Skelter' though?
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #55 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:16 »

KvP said he didn't think The Beatles were that great but didn't comment specifically on the song so I'm not sure.  Also, Search & Destroy has had nothing bad said of it, which makes sense to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCNTYi9fHuo

You should have linked the uncensored version of that video (NSFW) if you wanted to get everyone onboard.

Can anyone not like this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16u0wwCfoJ4
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #56 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:16 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgTJtdn6VjM

Not their best work ever but if the combination of the song and seeing J Mascis ride a skateboard doesn't make you happy there's just no helping you.

objection!

personally, i find Dinosaur Jr. to be...not good.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #57 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:21 »

objection!

personally, i find Dinosaur Jr. to be...not good.

But they have a perfectly mixed ratio of melody and guitar wanking!
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #58 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:22 »

I have to side with Tommy here.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #59 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:22 »

How about Lady Day?

I'm just checking to see if you have a soul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4PSju9HYwU
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #60 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:22 »



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgTJtdn6VjM

Not their best work ever but if the combination of the song and seeing J Mascis ride a skateboard doesn't make you happy there's just no helping you.

objection!

personally, i find Dinosaur Jr. to be...not good.
But do you hate them?
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #61 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:23 »

I wouldn't say I hate them, but I do not like anything at about them, even a little bit, even for a second.



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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #62 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:24 »

As for Opeth and Vampire Weekend - come on, guys. Let's at least try not to make this into a thread where we wave our music taste like flags/penises. It's really really obvious that someone is gonna veto both those suggestions, isn't it?

Vampire Weekend isn't a personal taste of mine, they're just a really inoffensive band! They're poppy and safe. Which brings me to my next point:

As long as their singer still draws breath, I will not even acknowledge his bandmates as human beings, let alone as musicians.

Jeez dude, that's fucking harsh. I can understand a dislike of them but what about their music is so awful that you would go to such lengths to insult them?

Billie Holiday is gonna get vetoed on account of not everyone likes blues and jazz. Though personally I find her wonderful.

Do the members of Dinosaur Jr. actually have mad skateboarding/BMX skills or are those well-placed stunt doubles?
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #63 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:27 »

here's a hint

I'm just checking to see if you have a soul.


(he never found it)
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #65 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:38 »

People aren't thinking hard enough before posting.

You have to try to appeal to the pop music fans, the indie rock types and the metalheads.

I DID take those into consideration. I just failed at it, apparently!
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #66 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:40 »

hey guys everybody loves the kidcrash!
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #67 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:42 »

Wow that was really annoying.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #68 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:44 »

Do the members of Dinosaur Jr. actually have mad skateboarding/BMX skills or are those well-placed stunt doubles?

"Skate double Kyle Leeper www.blacklabelskates.com
Bike doubles Kenny Horton and Joel Barnett www.fbmbmx.com"

That's in the info on the side.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #69 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:48 »

Thank you. I generally make a point of checking YouTube info before asking things but this time it slipped my mind.

That's a little disappointing.

New Suggestion.

We could spend hours arguing over which song is better but I feel like the general direction makes sense? I'm surprised no one has tried this yet.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #70 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:49 »

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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #72 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:53 »

Wow that was really annoying.

yr opinion has been discredited forever.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #74 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:53 »

I was so thinking about posting the kinks.   Honest.

Here's another one that I think everyone secretly sings along to when nobody is looking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0XAI-PFQcA
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #75 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:57 »

Alright, let's try some non-Beatles this time:

The Three Degrees - The Runner
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #76 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:58 »

I hate to complain, but guys, do you mind noting what video you are linking? I can't watch several of these videos because I live in a dumb country (copyright restrictions), but chances are fairly high I have heard the song already anyway.

Such is the joy of unmarked youtubes, dude.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #77 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:01 »

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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #78 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:18 »

I have no idea if this has been said, but isn't this song very much loved by all?

The Pogues - Fairytale of New York
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #79 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:19 »

well, not by all.  pretty sure there was alot of fuss over him saying "You cheap lousy faggot".
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #80 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:25 »

gene did you not notice "j"'s bright silver wig?

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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #81 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:25 »

Also, Search & Destroy has had nothing bad said of it, which makes sense to me.
Did someone link Search & Destroy? I linked Lust For Life, which is a perfect song in my estimation.

Speaking of which LUST FOR LIFE WEEKEND NEXT WEEK. BE THERE.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #82 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:26 »

I'm vetoing everything that's not Iggy Pop, the Beatles or french.

You have pretty much got to be asexual not to like Bonnie and Clyde. Helter Skelter and Lust for Life are also hard to argue with.

How about

PARANOID
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #84 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:34 »

how about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT9Pn64Xusg

The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove by Dead Can Dace

(sorry it's a live version, youtube won't let you put up the album version)
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #85 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:35 »

karl gambolputty: Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the devil
KharBevNor: Black Sabbath - Paranoid
KharBevNor: Judas Priest - Breaking the law


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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #86 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:38 »

What the fuck is wrong with you.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #87 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:38 »

Maybe his mother was the tester in a desert meth lab.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #88 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:39 »

KvP: Iggy Pop - Lust for Life

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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #89 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:39 »

Aww man. I guess "Mind Your Own Business" lasted longer than I expected. Also, has anyone technically vetoed "Fight the Power"? I know Khar sort of blanket vetoed but for Public Enemy I insist he confirm else it don't count.

edit: I'm not gonna lie, the_pied_piper, but kneejerk reaction to your veto of "Lust for Life" was something to the effect of

FUCK YOU

But you should know it's not personal. It actually kind of surprised me how much fury was in that second it took me to read it before my brain kicked in.
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« Reply #91 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:41 »

KvP: Iggy Pop - Lust for Life

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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #92 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:43 »

Aww man. I guess "Mind Your Own Business" lasted longer than I expected. Also, has anyone technically vetoed "Fight the Power"? I know Khar sort of blanket vetoed but for Public Enemy I insist he confirm else it don't count.

Yeah I'm gonna veto that. Never really dug PE much.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #93 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:43 »

Maybe his mother was the tester in a desert meth lab.


Actually I'd probably enjoy Judas Priest if this were true.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #94 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:46 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmq1cpcglQ

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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #95 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:46 »

How the fucking shit can you not like Breaking the Law.

it's not even a question of liking Judas Priest.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #97 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:48 »

mm, Breaking the Law sounds nothing like any of the other songs Judas Priest is famous for, so yeah.

also no one has vetoed Dead can Dance yet.  cool.
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Re: The Least Offensive Music in the World
« Reply #98 on: 10 Dec 2009, 18:51 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_M1vlLdTo

Maybe his mother was the tester in a desert meth lab.
Actually I'd probably enjoy Judas Priest if this were true.

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