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Author Topic: Best Metal Archives Name/Genre/Lyrical Themes and Band Pic combinations.  (Read 33183 times)

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Beer Pressure
Genre(s)
Thrash Metal/Crossover
Lyrical theme(s)
Beer, Partying, Thrash, Police, Society







Pentagram

Genre(s)
Thrash Metal (early) - Heavy/Power Metal (later)
Lyrical theme(s)
Metal, War, Misery (old)/ Suicide, Anatolian Pride






420
Genre(s)
Death Metal/Grindcore
Lyrical theme(s)
Gore, psychosis, marijuana






Skymetal
Genre(s)
Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Christianity, Redemption, Death, Anti-Drugs






Mad Butcher
Genre(s)
heavy/speed metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Violence, Metal, Meat, Death






Grol
Genre(s)
Death Metal/Grindcore (early), Black/Death Metal (later)
Lyrical theme(s)
Anus, Pigs, Vomit, Gore, Faeces





Affliction
Genre(s)
Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Sex, vampires, loosing your child to drugs





Destroy Destroy Destroy
Genre(s)
Melodic Death/Power Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Dragons, Swords, War, Evil





Scuurvy
Genre(s)
Heavy/Power Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Pirates, Booty, Treasure, Mightiness

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Holy shit, I thought pentagram had broken up.

Wait... Pentagram is doom, is that a different Pentagram?
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I'd be surprised if there were only two bands with that name around, really.
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If one of them has been around since the '70s, you would think that it would be easy enough to find record of them when you are checking to make sure nobody else has it. I can understand if some obscure band that has never actually released anything has the same name, but Pentagram? They were (are, I guess, apparently they got back together in '80 after breaking up and have been together since) some of the founders of doom metal.
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That of course is assuming that these people google and they look way too evil to do something as mundane as google-ing.
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Those Beer Pressure chicks are kinda hot. Oh, wait...
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The lead singer for Grol looks really passionate about his singing. Like Michael Bolton, if he sang about Anus, Pigs, Vomit, Gore, and Faeces.
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I may not have made this clear, but you are supposed to search for further examples/contenders.
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Affliction
Genre(s)
Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Sex, vampires, loosing your child to drugs

Amazing combination of interests.

I like these:

Lead Weight
Melodic Death/Thrash Metal
Lyrical theme(s):
Prophetic and dark desires



The image sells me.

Black Patrons
Genre(s):
Heavy / Thrash Metal
Lyrical theme(s):
Society, problems



I like the way they appear to be dealing with their societal problems.
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Bengal Tigers
Genre(s):
Traditional Heavy Metal
Lyrical theme(s):
Women, sex, metal



Tourettes
Genre(s):
Post Thrash/Groove/Industrial Metal
Lyrical theme(s):
Not provided.



Filthy Maggoty Cunt
Genre(s):
Deah Metal/Grindcore
Lyrical theme(s):
Filth, Humour, Perversity, Sex



Australian bands are the best bands.

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Wait, are they Sex Machineguns, or Sex Machineguns IV? What happened to the previous 3 Sex Machineguns?
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What happened to the previous 3 Sex Machineguns?

They shot their load and are done.
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Intestinal Alien Reflux
Genre(s)
Brutal Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Aliens, Sci-Fi, Gore, Death, Perversion





Ritual Day
Genre(s)
Melodic Black Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Beauty Darkness, Inner Blackness of Themselves





Shasta McNasta
Genre(s)
Melodic Black Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Winter, Forests, Elves





Spear Induced Carnage
Genre(s)
Brutal Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Diseases, Medical Procedures, Surgery

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A Joker and His Gun
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Death Metal/Metalcore
Lyrical theme(s)
Death
Current line-up
SussCunt - Drums
Filthy Wog - Guitar
Lumpy Tit Milk - Vocals
Burrumbidgee-Gumbadoo - Guitar
MC J-Mac - Bass



Rainshadow
Genre(s)
Gothic Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Sadness



The Chicken Okkült
Genre(s)
Death Metal/Grindcore
Lyrical theme(s)
Chicken supremacy



Australian bands: Fucking retarded.
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In case it wasn't already apparent, Scuurvy from Khar's first post are Aussie too. They're also rad as shit
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Australian bands: Fucking retarded.

Pfff.... I wonder if you know about Disembowelment. But yeah, some bands are fucking stupid, perfect example is Striborg.

Oh yeah...


Enbilulugugal
Genre(s): Black Metal/Noise
Lyrical theme(s): GoatSerpent mythology, rituals, the Necronomicon



And this is one of their splits:



Hehehehe, this might be the only thing I like about Metal Archives, the fact that they have too many unnecessary bands with such stupid names and horrible music. It's not even hard to search for ridiculous bands anymore.

Bitch
Genre(s) : Heavy Metal
Lyrical theme(s) : Bondage, S&M, Humour


BitchHammer
Genre(s) : Black/Thrash Metal
Lyrical theme(s) : Metal, War, Death, Satan


Enjoy My Bitch!
Genre(s) : Death Metal/Grindcore
Lyrical theme(s) : Sex, Death, Torture, Sickness
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Brothers of Whiskey
Genre(s)
Heavy Metal/Hard Rock
Lyrical theme(s)
Alcohol, Life




Dungeon of Wizard
Genre(s)
Black Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
none given



Pretty Little Flower
Genre(s)
Death Metal/Grindcore
Lyrical theme(s)
Death



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The production values of a few Beat Happening records and some of the other bands in this thread are pretty similar, no?

The County Medical Examiners
Genre(s)
Goregrind
Lyrical theme(s)
Forensics, Gore, Medical Terms



Current Line Up:
Dr. Morton Fairbanks, MD. - Vocals, Guitar
Dr. Jack Putnam, MD. - Vocals, Drums
Dr. Guy Radcliffe, MD., Ph.D. - Vocals, Bass

These guys are all doctors. Pathologists, to be exact.

Wait, did I just change my original message? Shit.
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Underrated Thrash? Ok then...

Coroner
Genre(s): Technical Thrash Metal
Lyrical theme(s): Death, dreamstates, depression, politics, hate

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This is absolutely not the point of the thread, but.

Sabbat (Gbr)
Genre(s)
Thrash Metal, Power Metal on last album
Lyrical theme(s)
Mythology, History, Independence, Pagan themes



Now back to the original purpose of humour you gits.
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Now back to the original purpose of humour you gits.

Yes, Sir!  :-)
Like this?`

Profanatica
Genre(s): Black Metal
Lyrical theme(s): Anti-Christianity, Repulsion, Blasphemy, Darkness

People... This picture is totally NSFW and I warn you... You DON'T want to see it.
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JonnyX and the Groadies
Genre: Symphonic 'Black Metal'/Grindcore
Lyrical Themes: robotics, arcane weaponry, interstellar space



Vaginal Chicken
Genre: Brutal Death Metal/Grindcore
Lyrical Themes: Gore, Death



Phlegm Thrower
Genre: Death Metal (early), Goregrind (later)
Lyrical Themes: Gore, sex, perversion



Here's my favorite ...

Guy Mann-Dude
Genre: Power Metal/Shred

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Rosemary's Billygoat
Genre(s)
Heavy Metal

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Would actually pay a surprising amount to see that band, provided they played in those costumes.
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Man why do metal band members always have long, gross-lookin' hair? Is that part of the requirements of having a metal band?

A Joker and his Gun look hilarious.

Also, Artillary is how the Wrens would have turned out if they were metal.
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And why do all rapers look like douchbags with lots of bling-bling?

As we all know, all rapers don't look like that, same goes with the metal bands and their "oh-my-god-so-gross hair".
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And why do all rapers look like douchbags with lots of bling-bling?

As we all know, all rapers don't look like that, same goes with the metal bands and their "oh-my-god-so-gross hair".

Wow, sigged.
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And yes, I know that is a language barrier thing, but you have to admit it's funny.
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I guess it was the fact that I wrote "rapers" twice that makes it "funny", enjoy your signature since it's my xmas present to everyone who enjoys some lame typo humor.  :-D

A (very) little part of me knew there was something wrong with that post... I can search for rapers on the internet though, weird.

Soo...

Abruptum
Genre(s): Black Metal, Dark Ambient/Noise
Lyrical theme(s): Satanism, Evil, Darkness, Torture, Death, Pain



Nothing too funny, but I found it weird that IT looks like a midget.
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I actually downloaded an album by these guys...

Kalmex and the Riffmerchants

Genre(s)
Experimental/Progressive Sludge Metal



and these... (amazing album btw)

Visceral Evisceration
Genre(s)
Melodic Doom/Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Gore, Horror, Necrophilia

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And why do all rapers look like douchbags with lots of bling-bling?

As we all know, all rapers don't look like that, same goes with the metal bands and their "oh-my-god-so-gross hair".

Similarly, not all pimps wear suits.
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Nothing too funny, but I found it weird that IT looks like a midget.

Er, IT is a midget.

Also only a few dudes in this thread have hair that you could accurately call 'lank'. It totally doesn't count if it's a shot where they're playing a gig.
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Hahaha yeah, I was gonna edit my post right now since I remembered a thread in a metal forum about him being 1,53 m or something like that.

Not THAT small though, for me that's not a midget but yeah... Just the mental image of him with black metal outfit, awesome.
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Well he has gone by the title 'The Evil Midget' for ages.

This picture of 8th Sin gives a better idea. Note the odd camera angle, and that I'm fairly sure he's standing on a box:

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The Evil Midget

I never checked out Abruptum until a couple of months ago so I didn't know them too much, just by name.

Hehehe that's some cool name, and that picture is weird, and I thought that Dani was little.

Edit:
This one is well known... But it just have to be in this thread.



Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
Genre(s): Goregrind
Lyrical theme(s): Pathology, Disease, Gore, Porn




« Last Edit: 18 Dec 2009, 17:41 by Mr. Doctor »
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Well if we're doing well known, then...

Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation
Genre(s)
Death Metal/Grind
Lyrical theme(s)
Violence, Gore, Obsessions



They're actually as good as you'd hope them to be.
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H.O.S.T.I.L.E.
Genre(s)
Thrash/Power/Progressive Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Homosexuality, Humor, Sadism, Sex, Romance



Their first and only EP is called 'Hard 'N' Fast In A Minor' and has the following tracklisting

1. Gays Of Thunder      
2. Sermon Stains
3. Urine Love

On a related note:

Eat My Fuck
Genre(s)
Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Comedy, Homosexuality





8mm Overdose
Genre(s)
Thrash Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Alcohol, Addiction, Women (Whores), Satan, etc.



Thanks for the clarification, 8mm overdose!



I'd also like to point out that even some fairly well known bands look pretty shitting ridiculous when presented in this manner. Particularly Finnish bands.

Impaled Nazarene
Genre(s)
Black Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Satanism, Goats, Nuclear Warfare, Sex, War





Children of Bodom
Genre(s)
Melodic Death/Power Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Death, Hate, Lake Bodom, Personal Struggles



(second would have been better if MA was still using the 'Smoke Crack and Worship Satan' photo)
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Oh yeah! How could I forget them?! Damn...

Those girls aren't bad... I mean, they kick more asses than lots of other joke bands like Paracocci...
And they are quite cute XP

Hatebeak
Genre(s): Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s): Squawking, Avian Supremacy


The vocalist is that parrot in case some of you didn't know :P
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Cannabis Sativa
Genre(s)
Thrash/Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
The intricate labyrinths of the mind





A.M.Q.A.
Genre(s)
Thrash Metal/Crossover
Lyrical theme(s)
Humour, Cats, Cartoons, Bowling, Demons
Additional notes
A.M.Q.A. stands for Apple Maggot Quarantine Area.





Lawnmower Deth
Genre(s)
Thrash Metal/Crossover
Lyrical theme(s)
Lawnmowers, death, humor, politics
Last known line-up
Concord Face Ripper (Steve Nesfield) - Guitar
Mightymo Destructimo - Bass
Qualcast "Koffee" Mutilator (Pete Lee) - Vocals
Explodin' Dr Jaggers Flymo - Drums
Baron Kev Von Thresh Meister Silo Stench Chisel Marbels - Guitar
Former/past member(s)
Scitzophrenic Rotary Sprintmaster - Guitar





Anti-Ben
Genre(s)
Experimental Death/Thrash Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Hating Bens, Nonsense





DRUG ABUSE TIME

Duskburn
Genre(s)
Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Life in general, drug abuse, comedic sarcasm





Melisend
Genre(s)
Doom/Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Christianity, Drug Abuse, Ghosts, Everyday Life

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Nothin' Suss
Genre(s)
Death/Groove Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Sex



Vomitor
Genre(s)
Death/Thrash Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Satan, Death, Nuclear Terror



Vaticide
Genre(s)
Thrash/Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Soul Sacrifice, Hate, Evil



Interestingly, the guy from Vaticide (Rob) won't let us play gigs with him anymore because the guitarist in my band hit on his girlfriend. Fuck.
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METAL ARCHIVES GAME SPECIAL SLAM METAL EDITION

ENTORTUREMENT



Lyrical theme(s): Thuggery

featuring ex-members of:

BEARDED FETUS

Lyrical theme(s): Gore, Sex, Perversion

Last known line-up:
Big Daddy - Vocals
Sensei Feelherflaps - Bass, Vocals
Major Woody - Drums

Discography:
Hooray For Vagina    Demo, 1997

DEVOURMENT



Lyrical theme(s): Perversion, Gore, Torture, Death...

Discography:
Impaled     Demo, 1997   
Promo 97    Demo, 1997   
Promo 99'    Demo, 1999   
Molesting the Decapitated    Full-length, 1999   
1.3.8.    Best of/Compilation, 2000
Kill That Fucking Bitch    Single, 2002   
United States of Goregrind    Split, 2005   
Official DVD    DVD, 2005   
Butcher the Weak    Full-length, 2005   
2006 promo    Demo, 2006   
Split Promo    Demo, 2006   
Limb Splitter    Split, 2006   
Official DVD 2    DVD, 2007   
Unleash the Carnivore    Full-length, 2009   

CEPHALOTRIPSY




Lyrical Theme(s): Macabre, Abstract Gore

Discography:
Demo 2006    Demo, 2006   
Uterovaginal Insertion of Extirpated Anomalies    Full-length, 2007   
Promo 2007    Demo, 2007   

WAKING THE CADAVER



(seriously, check out the dude on the right)

Discography
Waking the Cadaver    Demo, 2006
Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler    Full-length, 2007
Terminate with Extreme Prejudice    Demo, 2009

REST IN GORE



Lyrical theme(s): Sickness, Germs, Gore

ABOMINABLE PUTRIDITY



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It took me three times to not read "Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler" as "Perverse Recollections of a Cockgobbler" but I'm not actually certain it makes much difference.

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Hateful bike metal!
Bicyklothorturerere
Genre(s)
Black/Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Bikes, hate



Trick or Treat
Genre(s)
Power Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Happyness, joy, donald duck, life




Rakun
Genre(s)
Black Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Satanism, infanticide, garbage picking, hatred






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I just realized that the upper left bicyklo guy is supposed to look like he is riding out of the ground. The only way that could be more awesome is if they had put some cheap explosion .jpgs around him in that photo.
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BEAT HAPPENING



Genre: Punk Fucking Rock
Themes: Cuddles, Candy, Happiness, Sex with minors
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ANNE ROBINSON

Genre: Quiz Game Shows
Themes: Verbal Put-Downs, Destroying someone's life with her mouth, Cymrophobia
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These are all bands that I have played with. Not in, but my band has played the same shows as these bands. Some are awesome, some are less than awesome. I'll let you decide.

Aeturnus Dominion
Genre(s)
Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Gore, violence, war, solitude, murder



Anno Domini (Aus)
Genre(s)
Dark/Death/Doom
Lyrical theme(s)
Not given.



Be'lakor
Genre(s)
Melodic Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Nature, Paganism



Bane of Isildur
Genre(s)
Melodic Death Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Norse Paganism, War, Triumph



Chambers of Insanity
Genre(s)
Thrash Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Fantasy, Epic Tales, Alcohol, Death, War



Contrive
Genre(s)
Groove/Metalcore
Lyrical theme(s)
Not given



Damarill
Genre(s)
Thrash Metal with Grunge Influences



Darker Half - the drummer in this band is also the drummer in my band!
Genre(s)
thrash metal



Dissension
Genre(s)
Black Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
War, Suffering, Darkness




Eyefear
Genre(s)
Progressive Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Introspection, Psychological themes



Friar Rush
Genre(s)
Power/Progressive Metal



Lycanthia
Genre(s)
Doom Metal
Lyrical theme(s)
Fantasy, Emotions, Death, Despair...



Osmium Grid

Genre(s)
Death Metal / Death 'n' Roll



Next post! Bands that I wish I could play with.

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