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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #100 on: 21 Dec 2009, 16:48 »

Michael has been known to enjoy music, if you can call it that, where people... well...

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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #101 on: 21 Dec 2009, 17:26 »

Lunchy is actually a serial killer who seduces and kills dudes with beards, then scalps their beards and wears them for a while. This practice never quite fills the void of her deap-seated beard envy, leading her to continue killing.
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« Reply #102 on: 21 Dec 2009, 17:31 »

tommy owns every season of dawson's creek on dvd and spent years writing fan mail to james van der beek before james finally filed a restraining order against him.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #103 on: 21 Dec 2009, 17:34 »

The name Scary Spice comes from when Tommy was part of the group. They replaced him with a black woman to show that you didn't need to be white to enjoy Girl Power. He went on and formed N*Sync.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #104 on: 21 Dec 2009, 19:00 »

johnny c's hair is a toupee.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #105 on: 21 Dec 2009, 19:42 »

Johnny shot a man in Reno once. Or was it Sean?
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #106 on: 21 Dec 2009, 20:24 »

Oh come now, everyone's shot someone or been shot in Reno.  It's so over done that kids do it to be these days to be ironic.

On another note, yelley is part spider, which explains here fascination with knitting. Her bangs hide the extra eyes well.
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« Reply #107 on: 21 Dec 2009, 20:27 »

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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #108 on: 21 Dec 2009, 20:32 »

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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #109 on: 21 Dec 2009, 20:37 »

Everybody on this forum has shot someone and been shot by someone in Reno. If it hasn't happened yet, it will.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #110 on: 21 Dec 2009, 20:37 »

I feel left out now. Quick! Someone shoot me in Reno so I can fit in!
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #111 on: 21 Dec 2009, 20:46 »

Hey Chips, wanna come with me to Nevada? Fun times will be had.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #112 on: 21 Dec 2009, 20:46 »

Scarychips has a harem of women who are each on a different week of the month for their cycle. He enjoys the red carpet.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #113 on: 21 Dec 2009, 21:12 »

Jace thought Star Wars was a historical documentary
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #114 on: 21 Dec 2009, 21:26 »

Tania often uses the phrase "those people" to refer to people of another race.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #115 on: 21 Dec 2009, 22:20 »

Linds once blew a man in Reno, just to watch him cum
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #116 on: 21 Dec 2009, 22:21 »

Dan is one of those people.

You know?
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #117 on: 21 Dec 2009, 23:52 »

I've never even been to reno.

I did once stab a man in Amarillo just to test my knife.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #118 on: 22 Dec 2009, 02:03 »

Jace was once booked on charges of Decent Exposure, that is, basically indecent exposure but with electrical tape arrows pointed to his junk and the words "HELLO LADIES" drawn on his chest.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #119 on: 22 Dec 2009, 02:05 »

except it looked like !hello ladies? because of my tattoos.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #120 on: 22 Dec 2009, 02:59 »

Danosaur has a crippling phobia of stairs.  Which is very difficult because apparently every house not in Australia ever has stairs.


My house has stairs!
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #121 on: 22 Dec 2009, 03:22 »

Jace eats steel chain and shits thunder.

Christophe likes to watch fast and the furious every sunday.

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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #122 on: 22 Dec 2009, 05:35 »

Linds once blew a man in Reno, just to watch him cum

It was your dad.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #123 on: 22 Dec 2009, 06:11 »

Linds is the other woman
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #124 on: 22 Dec 2009, 06:24 »

Dovey even did fail the penile tissue test.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #125 on: 22 Dec 2009, 06:29 »

Tommy is the other woman also
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #126 on: 22 Dec 2009, 07:09 »

Andy is Dov Charney.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #127 on: 22 Dec 2009, 07:11 »

No! I'm Dov Charney!
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #128 on: 22 Dec 2009, 07:33 »

I'm Dov Charney and so's my wife.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #129 on: 22 Dec 2009, 08:11 »

Dov Charney shot himself in Reno, but blood splashed on other people shooting people in Reno, transforming them into Dov Charney.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #130 on: 22 Dec 2009, 08:21 »

All this talk of blood and shooting is giving James a boner.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #131 on: 22 Dec 2009, 08:21 »

All this talk of Mr Charney is giving Andy a boner.
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« Reply #132 on: 22 Dec 2009, 08:26 »

Tommy doesn't get turned on by American Apparel ads anymore. Too soft for him.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #133 on: 22 Dec 2009, 08:28 »

Allison dines on the hearts of orphan children.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #134 on: 22 Dec 2009, 08:29 »

...that Patrick harvests for her.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #135 on: 22 Dec 2009, 09:34 »

I'm married to Tommy.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #136 on: 22 Dec 2009, 10:21 »

the 'facts' are supposed to be untrue.
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« Reply #137 on: 22 Dec 2009, 14:29 »

Kieffer is a carnie in disguise.
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« Reply #138 on: 22 Dec 2009, 14:41 »

I would like to make a correction by saying that they are not orphans. It's much more satisfying to see the looks on the parents' faces.
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Re: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites.
« Reply #139 on: 22 Dec 2009, 14:44 »

Patrick has a daily ritual of exfoliation, using beauty products which utilize my semen as the base.
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« Reply #140 on: 22 Dec 2009, 14:50 »

Christophe has a third nostril which he keeps plugged with modeling clay so as not to give it away.
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« Reply #141 on: 22 Dec 2009, 16:34 »

Zingoleb secretes a waxy substance which has wide-ranging commercial applications.
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« Reply #142 on: 22 Dec 2009, 16:37 »

My secretions include, but are not limited to making modeling clay used to plug up third nostrils.

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« Reply #143 on: 22 Dec 2009, 19:41 »

After a brief stint wearing the Minnie Mouse costume at Disney theme parks, Andy found the porn industry to be more enjoyable.  On occassion she takes out the old costume, modified for easy access, and wears it when she wants to feel dirty.
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« Reply #144 on: 22 Dec 2009, 20:40 »

Liz's acting debut was as Spencer in Thunder in Paradise, but the studio demanded a bigger name be brought in at the last minute, the character's gender was reversed and the entire movie was re-filmed with Hulk Hogan in her role.
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« Reply #145 on: 22 Dec 2009, 20:52 »

Johnny was borne of spite.
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« Reply #146 on: 22 Dec 2009, 20:58 »

Everyone here is actually a genuine and kind person. They all work at local soup kitchens and tutor less-fortunate children, when they are not busy saving the world.
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« Reply #147 on: 22 Dec 2009, 21:12 »

Jordan dyes his chest hair unnatural colours to "spice things up" in the bedroom.
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« Reply #148 on: 22 Dec 2009, 21:17 »

Allison just wants to give hugs to everyone

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« Reply #149 on: 22 Dec 2009, 21:27 »

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