Topic: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites. (Read 50005 times)

Scarychips · « **Reply #150 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 21:28 »

He also makes them have "adventures" with those Ninja Turtle Action Figures that he used to share with BK.

JD · « **Reply #151 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 21:48 »

Jimor has a real doll fetish.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #152 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 22:53 »

Liz has feet as big as surfboards

Patrick · « **Reply #153 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 23:05 »

All being pulled by a boat, laughing gleefully at the sight of her own wake.

Dollface · « **Reply #154 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 02:16 »

Johnny C is raving queer-o-sexual.

öde · « **Reply #155 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 02:53 »

Khar hosts a local soft rock radio show every Friday at 1am.

Liz · « **Reply #156 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 04:54 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 22 Dec 2009, 20:40

Liz's acting debut was as Spencer in Thunder in Paradise, but the studio demanded a bigger name be brought in at the last minute, the character's gender was reversed and the entire movie was re-filmed with Hulk Hogan in her role.

<3

David_Dovey · « **Reply #157 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 05:45 »

Dollface has a Master's in botany

KharBevNor · « **Reply #158 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 08:17 »

Real Dolls have a zombiedude fetish.

Scarychips · « **Reply #159 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 08:25 »

If you say Liz's name in reverse near her, it does nothing.

Scarychips · « **Reply #160 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 08:26 »

Dovey has covered wars, you know?

KharBevNor · « **Reply #161 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 10:45 »

Scary Chips scars hips by the dead whore.

Dollface · « **Reply #162 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 10:45 »

khar uses flashlight as fleshlight and vice versa.

Reed · « **Reply #163 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 10:46 »

Khar is an avid collector of Cabbage Patch Kids.

Caleb · « **Reply #164 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 11:23 »

All Blue Kitty wants for Christmas is two front teeth.

ANY two front teeth.

He is not picky.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #165 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 11:24 »

Dollface was once arrested breaking into a school at night covered from head to toe in goose fat.

Cernunnos · « **Reply #166 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 11:26 »

Quote from: öde on 23 Dec 2009, 02:53

Khar hosts a local soft rock radio show every Friday at 1am.

He also teaches Sunday school at the evangelical Christian Church a block from his house

Scarychips · « **Reply #167 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 11:32 »

Wasn't he suppose to perform as Joseph for the Nativity Scene this year too?

KharBevNor · « **Reply #168 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 11:42 »

Cernunnos was once shot by a man who had mistaken him for a walrus in the dark of an alleyway.

Thankfully the bullet ricocheted off his rubbery hide.

Cernunnos · « **Reply #169 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 12:09 »

Goo goo ga joob, motherfuckers

(or is it coo coo catchoo or something?)

Also, you may be wondering why a man would be hunting walruses in a back alley. Turns out Dollface has a psychological condition whose sole symptom is making it difficult for him to differentiate between dark alleyways and beaches crowded with aquatic mammals basking. He's been hunting the very dangerous and rare Scandinavian house walrus since one mauled his father when he was a child.

Johnny C · « **Reply #170 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 12:22 »

NONE OF US WILL EVER DIE

Johnny C · « **Reply #171 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 12:23 »

happy holidays

Lines · « **Reply #172 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 13:38 »

That's because we're all actually zombies. Every person gets infected with their first post. The only one who has succeeded in resisting conversion is Jon (0bsessions) because he is just so damn prepared.

We'll get you, Jon, just you wait.

jhocking · « **Reply #173 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 17:19 »

this is jon

JD · « **Reply #174 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 17:23 »

Jhocking lives in TVTropeland, not Chicago. He randomly comes out to invite people to his homeland in the form of internet links.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #175 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 23:23 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 23 Dec 2009, 12:22

NONE OF US WILL EVER DIE

Whoo!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #176 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 23:23 »

Quote from: Linds on 23 Dec 2009, 13:38

That's because we're all actually zombies.

Aw...

Jimor · « **Reply #177 on:** 24 Dec 2009, 12:14 »

So who's participating in the LivingWalk next Wednesday?

Christophe · « **Reply #178 on:** 24 Dec 2009, 19:03 »

Jeph doesn't actually draw QC with a Wacom tablet or anything fancy like that. He uses his dick.

Reed · « **Reply #179 on:** 24 Dec 2009, 19:04 »

and Christophe is his canvas.

Christophe · « **Reply #180 on:** 24 Dec 2009, 19:05 »

what can I say, I'm a sucker for the artistic types

Scarychips · « **Reply #181 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 10:10 »

jhocking was there.

Slick · « **Reply #182 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 12:04 »

fuck you joseph hocking, I spent five minutes on tvtropes before I realized what had happened.

Christophe · « **Reply #183 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 14:22 »

Khar is a midfielder for Glasgow Celtic FC, and was cited in an interview as encouraging children to "Stay in school, eat [their] vegetables and support religions that fall under Judeo-Christian traditions".

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #184 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 14:26 »

Christophe cut out one of his eyes so that he could wear an eyepatch to look like his hero Nick Fury. When someone told him that he could have just worn an eyepatch without mutilating himself he attacked them with a pair of scissors. He will later say that that is what Nick Fury would have done (but it isn't).

Scarychips · « **Reply #185 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 14:36 »

Jimmy the Squid is not really a squid. He's a cuttlefish who was raised a squid in a squid family.

Jace · « **Reply #186 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 14:45 »

Scarychips is a potato that gained sentience. How he is able to use a computer is a mystery.

Christophe · « **Reply #187 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 16:14 »

Jace fucked a guy.

Jace · « **Reply #188 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 16:32 »

/thread

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #189 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 16:35 »

Ibby is not sure if she should be sad or relieved that she has not been mentioned at all here.

Jace · « **Reply #190 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 19:07 »

Ibby not only loves her horses, she loves her horses.

(I retract my /thread)

Lines · « **Reply #191 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 19:14 »

Love as in she was the reason Equus was written.

Scarychips · « **Reply #192 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 19:49 »

Quote from: Linds on 25 Dec 2009, 19:14

Love as in she wrote Equus under an alias.

FYP?

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #193 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 20:09 »

-Slick invented 6 out of the top 10 best selling board games of all time. However, the company is actually a cover for the secret funding of research into new laminate technologies that will allow him to turn every person in the world into a chrome dome, permanently.

-Stephen Kind didn't actually split his tongue, he was born that way. This is because he is actually half dragon, the Geek Life tattoo on his chest is actually a birthmark and the cold, gray morning when he was born was marked by the passage of a twin-tailed comet crossing the sky. His birth was the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy 10,000 years old that says he will one day lead the geeks of the world to unite under their own banner and form a new nation.

-Joe Hocking didn't write the prophecy.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #194 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 22:30 »

Johnny C is filmed in front of a live studio audience

Inlander · « **Reply #195 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 23:30 »

Who are forced to laugh at gunpoint.

Patrick · « **Reply #196 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 02:15 »

Which isn't all that difficult when his guest stars talk about his penis, really.

öde · « **Reply #197 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 04:49 »

Patrick is a hoax by the Albanian government.

ZJGent · « **Reply #198 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 09:16 »

Dan's glass eye also functions as an explosive, like Charles Dance in that one Arnie movie.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #199 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 15:58 »

Every member of this forum is actually another branch of my very own subconcious. I am you just as much as you are me.

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