Topic: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites. (Read 50029 times)

Zingoleb · « **Reply #200 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 17:28 »

I am you as you are me as you are he as Dollface is the walrus.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #201 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 17:35 »

Zingoleb did acid with The Beatles.
He also did The Beatles.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #202 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 17:38 »

Only the dead ones.

Inlander · « **Reply #203 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 18:07 »

Then he disposed of their bodies in barrels of acid.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #204 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 22:06 »

The ocelot Inlander uses as his avatar? The stepmother that helped him work through the anguish of losing his real mother

Inlander · « **Reply #205 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 22:17 »

Also she taught me jungle stealth.

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #206 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 03:22 »

When Johnny C said he'd kill you last, he lied.

Jimor · « **Reply #207 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 03:25 »

Thomas Edison really is THE Thomas Edison. Hide your elephants.

BlahBlah · « **Reply #208 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 06:24 »

Tommy gets scared trying to walk up stairs and he has a heart made of chicken.

Ptommydski · « **Reply #209 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 06:28 »

You know me, I never help out when I can lie around.

öde · « **Reply #210 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 07:12 »

Joe never went to college.

Sox · « **Reply #211 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 09:25 »

The girl the forums that you jerked off for?
Not a girl.
That was Jeph.
And he was recording the whole thing.
He said if he hears "oh god I wanna piss on your tits, your look just like Faye" just one more time, he's deleting these entire forums.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #212 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 10:25 »

Quote from: Sox on 27 Dec 2009, 09:25

"oh god I wanna piss on your tits, your look just like Faye"

I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

Dollface · « **Reply #213 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 15:37 »

David_Dovey only eats cheese and used socks.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #214 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 18:07 »

and roadkill. Don't forget roadkill.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #215 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 18:11 »

Jussi was once sexually assaulted by a duck live on national television.

Cernunnos · « **Reply #216 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 19:25 »

Related fact:

Liz is a duck, and has appeared on the game show who wants to be molested by domesticated waterfowl?. It was nowhere near as successful as it's predecessor and was canceled after the second episode aired.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #217 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 20:48 »

Patrick looks damn sexy in nothing but thermals.

Scarychips · « **Reply #218 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 21:27 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 20 Dec 2009, 07:35

the 'facts' are supposed to be untrue.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #219 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:01 »

Quote from: BrilliantEraser on 25 Dec 2009, 16:35

Ibby is not sure if she should be sad or relieved that she has not been mentioned at all here.

Jordan actually saw the thread, pressed ctrl+F, searched for any of his names, and realized he's been here for 5 years as of two days ago and no one cares about him.

Then complained to Allison until she made a fact about him.

(Ibby actually rides unicorns but photoshops the horns and glitter and rainbow farts out of her picture to keep up the illusion that she lives on Earth.)

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #220 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:02 »

Ibby is failing miserably at the whole disconcerting 'facts' thing, and cannot write anything that isn't either saccharine-sweet or terribly bitchy.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #221 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:11 »

Quote from: Scarychips on 27 Dec 2009, 21:27

Quote from: Ptommydski on 20 Dec 2009, 07:35
the 'facts' are supposed to be untrue.

Still can't get him to verify it, though, so until he does, he is both damn sexy and not damn sexy

Zingoleb · « **Reply #222 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:11 »

Putting my bets on sexy though

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #223 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:14 »

Uhm.

Jordan is a pretty cool dude?

Jace eats babies?

Joe is not human. Remember Jane from Speaker for the Dead? That character was based on him.

Dollface · « **Reply #224 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:22 »

BrilliantEraser killed bambi's mother.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #225 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:36 »

Dollface has an actual dolls face fused to his own thanks to that one unfortunate night at the doll factory. That also seems to be only thing his opponent can comment on during their mayoral debates, as such dollface's victory is all but assured

David_Dovey · « **Reply #226 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:40 »

I thought

Quote from: BrilliantEraser on 27 Dec 2009, 22:02

terribly bitchy.

was the point

Zingoleb · « **Reply #227 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 22:41 »

Khar's proctologist once put a picture of him up online with the name hello.jpg

Kugai · « **Reply #228 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 23:02 »

Zingoleb once worked at a Strip Bar

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #229 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 23:05 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 27 Dec 2009, 22:40

I thought

Quote from: BrilliantEraser on 27 Dec 2009, 22:02
terribly bitchy.

was the point

But that would just be mean!

Nodaisho · « **Reply #230 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 23:20 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 27 Dec 2009, 22:11

Still can't get him to verify it, though, so until he does, he is both damn sexy and not damn sexy

Patrick is the reason for the famed Schrodinger's boner phenomenon in quantum theory.

(that's not too creepy, is it? I'm bad at judging)

Jace · « **Reply #231 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 23:23 »

Nodaisho is an elven bard from the land of underdark.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #232 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 23:30 »

Quote from: Nodaisho on 27 Dec 2009, 23:20

Quote from: Zingoleb on 27 Dec 2009, 22:11
Still can't get him to verify it, though, so until he does, he is both damn sexy and not damn sexy
Patrick is the reason for the famed Schrodinger's boner phenomenon in quantum theory.

(that's not too creepy, is it? I'm bad at judging)

He's not sure if he's hard or not but we all know he ain't getting laid tonight.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #233 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 23:35 »

No, that's the Heisenberg uncertainty libido.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #234 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 23:39 »

Was never particularly good at the sexier science

Nodaisho, on the other hand, can't get aroused unless you whisper scientific formulae in his ear

Nodaisho · « **Reply #235 on:** 27 Dec 2009, 23:52 »

You promised not to tell.

scarred · « **Reply #236 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 00:20 »

Dollface is dead. Long live Dollface!

Jace · « **Reply #237 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 00:22 »

Zingelob is actually the band U2

Lummer · « **Reply #238 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 01:20 »

Jace is the demon spawn of Bob Geldof and Kim Jung Il.

Jace · « **Reply #239 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 01:34 »

Lummer doesn't know the words to any metal songs unless they are on rock band.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #240 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 02:02 »

this thread not unexpectedly turned into a this guy joke only substituting usernames for his.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #241 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 02:09 »

This thread > he who must not be named

öde · « **Reply #242 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 02:40 »

Everyone except me is stupid. FACT.

Spluff · « **Reply #243 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 02:57 »

Raary Sick is actually jefferson-david in disguise!

I bet they had you all fooled.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #244 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 03:09 »

What led you to pick those two profiles?

Was it Jesus? I keep telling you, that voice is not Jesus.

snalin · « **Reply #245 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 03:24 »

Zingoleb just had a chuck norris surgery

Patrick · « **Reply #246 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 04:23 »

Is that filter still up because I hope that filter is still up

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #247 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 05:09 »

The first rule of Ptommydski is that you do not talk about Ptommydski.

The second rule is much the same except with emphasis put on the words "do", "not", and "talk".

Lines · « **Reply #248 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 05:19 »

Quote from: BrilliantEraser on 27 Dec 2009, 22:14

Uhm.

Jordan is a pretty cool dude?

Well that wasn't very nice.

Lummer · « **Reply #249 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 11:53 »

Linds is the reason people get shot in Reno.

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